第001章 驸马，狗都不当

Even a prince consort wouldn't be a dog.

[Time travel + alternate history + prince consort + no system + showing off and face-slapping + multiple female leads]

Yang Yi's soul transmigrated, becoming the only grandson of the Duke of Zhenguo of the Great Wei Dynasty.

The most notorious playboy in the Great Wei Dynasty, with his noble status, wealth, and power, should have had an incredibly enjoyable life.

Before he could even laugh out loud, he learned that the emperor had bestowed upon him a marriage, to be with the legendary, arrogant, and venomous Princess Anning.

Yang Yi's pupils dilated in shock: "Marry a princess? You have to bow and kneel on a washboard every day, and you can't even take concubines? Do you want this kind of blessing?"

In order to escape this "tragic marriage," he embarked on a path of self-destruction.

Brothel brawl, harassing the courtesan, beating up the princess...

But who could have imagined that the more he acted, the brighter the Emperor's eyes became on the dragon throne: "This kid is shameless! Arrogant! He has the style of my youth. I like him, so he's the one."

Even more outrageous, Princess Changning, who was rumored to be as elegant as bamboo, got involved, saying with a smile, "If my sister doesn't want it, then I will."

Yang Yi: "...Wait, this script isn't right?!"

Thus, a grand "battle against marriage" was transformed into a headline story in Chang'an: "Two princesses vying for the prince consort."

Meanwhile, Yang Yi, forced by the emperor to "shoulder the responsibility of two princesses," secretly pulled out gunpowder formulas, economic strategies, and modern military tactics...

"Since there's no escaping it, then don't blame me—I'll lie drunk on a beauty's lap and wake up to wield power over the world!"

If you don't cause trouble during a time travel, is it even a time travel story?

【穿越+架空+驸马爷+无系统+装逼打脸+多女主】
杨奕魂穿了，穿成了大魏镇国公唯一的孙子。
大魏顶级纨绔，身份尊贵，钱权在手，这剧本，本该爽到飞起。
谁知还没笑出声，就得知自己竟被皇帝赐婚，要娶那位传说中飞扬跋扈，心如蛇蝎的安宁公主。
杨奕当场瞳孔地震：“娶公主？天天行礼、跪搓衣板、还不能纳妾？这福气给你要不要？”
为了摆脱这桩“悲惨婚姻”，他开始了作死之路。
青楼斗殴，调戏花魁，暴打公主……
可谁能想到，他越作，龙椅上的陛下眼睛越亮：“这小子够无耻！够嚣张！有朕年轻时的风范，朕喜欢，就他了。”
更离谱的是，连那位传闻中淡雅如竹的长宁公主也掺和进来，她笑眯眯地说：“妹妹不要的话，那我要。”
杨奕：“……等等，这剧本不对啊？！”
于是，一场轰轰烈烈的“拒婚大作战”，硬生生演变成了“两位公主争驸马”的长安头条。
而杨奕，一边被皇帝逼着“一肩双挑两位公主”，一边默默的掏出了火药配方、经济战略、现代兵法……
“既然逃不掉，那就别怪我——醉卧美人膝，醒掌天下权了！”
穿越不搞事，那还叫穿越吗？