第1章 性感天师，在线算命 

Sexy Taoist priest, online fortune telling

Lu Heng transmigrated to a parallel world, obtained the Destiny System, and started live streaming. An outdoor streamer on a certain platform asked, "Could you name my unborn child?" Lu Heng replied, "Young friend, you're being cuckolded; the child has another father!" "Master, I have a goddess I've been dating online for three years. I wonder how this relationship will go?" "Your goddess is your neighbor's aunt!" The handsome man flew into a rage and immediately called the police. "Master, my boyfriend is handsome and talented; he'll definitely be a good husband in the future, right?" "Don't get excited!" The live stream room fell silent. Lu Heng: "Am I wrong? Where is the next victim… no, the next destined one?"

陆恒穿越平行世界，得到天命系统，开启在线直播。某平台户外主播：“能否帮我未出生的孩子取个名字？”陆恒：“小友，你头顶草原，孩子另有其爹！”“道长，我有一个网恋三年的女神，不知这段姻缘如何？”“你的女神，就是你隔壁的大妈！”帅哥暴跳如雷，当场选择报警。“道长，我男朋友又帅又有才华，未来肯定是一位好丈夫吧？”“切莫激动！”直播间内，鸦雀无声。陆恒：“我算得不准吗？下一个受害人……不，有缘人在哪儿呢？”