关于设定(必看)

About the setting (must read)

I'm Spider-Man. My hobby is swinging between skyscrapers in my bodysuit. I'm a helpful and kind-hearted person. I often help elderly ladies cross the street and help the old man next door look for his elusive orange tabby cat. Everyone affectionately calls me "Good Neighbor." But in crucial moments, "Good Neighbor" also transforms into "Hero," solving problems that others can't handle. I thought this ordinary life would continue forever. Until one day, a woman came up to me. "Can you be my hero?" Her voice was incredibly powerful. Oh my god! That damn sweetness!

我是[蜘蛛侠]，平时的爱好是穿着紧身衣摇荡在高楼之间，是一名喜欢乐于助人的热心人士。平时会扶老奶奶过马路，也会帮隔壁家老爷爷寻找他那只时常消失的胖橘猫。大家因此都热情地称呼我为[好邻居]。但每到一些关键时刻，[好邻居]也会化身为一名[英雄]，去解决那些旁人解决不了的事情。我本以为这样平平无奇的生活会一直持续下去。直到有一天，一个女人来到了我的面前。“你能成为我一个人的英雄吗？”她的声音极具穿透力。哦！我的老天鹅！这该死的甜美！