序章 被饲养的少年

Prologue: The Raised Boy

As a rather unqualified fox spirit, Mei Xue, who has forgotten his own age, has many titles, such as "The Cutest Beast of the Reunion Movement," "The Hungriest Beast of Rhodes Island," "Talulah's Genji," "Kal'tsit's Little Lover," "Amiya's Fiancé," "42's Personal Body Pillow," and "Frostnova's Reserve Food," etc. But even Mei Xue has his own troubles. For example, how can he persuade his sister-in-law, Chen Huijie, not to try to kidnap her brother-in-law and marry him? How can he persuade Rosemary not to try to lock him in a dark room? How can he persuade Jingzhe not to cling to his tail all day long? And of course, most importantly, [Si Chong is not cooking today].

作为一个不是那么合格的狐仙，已经忘记自己到底几岁的梅雪有着诸多称号，比如“整合运动最大萌兽”“罗德岛最饿凶兽”“塔露拉的光源氏”“凯尔希的小情郎”“阿米娅的未婚夫”“42姐专用抱枕”“霜星的储备粮”等等但就是这样的梅雪也有自己的烦恼，比如此时他该如何说服自己的小姨子陈晖洁不要试图把她姐夫绑回去结婚；说服迷迭香不要试图把他关小黑屋；说服惊蛰不要一天到晚抱着他的尾巴不放；当然，最重要的还[四重今天不做饭]