第1章 开局普坝夺舍刘涛，小小咽原地流口水

At the start, Pu Ba possessed Liu Tao, and Xiao Xiao swallowed hard, drooling on the spot.

[When the officers fight, I pretend to be Tang; when the officers fall, I clear the map!]

Reborn in a parallel world, Li Yishu became a knife-wielding streamer for Operation Delta Force.

At the start, the player possessed a small, well-equipped character wearing six sets of armor and attacked Pu Ba. Kurosawa angrily crouched at the withdrawal point to seek revenge, but was directly countered by the six-man team.

Xiao Xiaoyan said, "Sir, it would be a disgrace not to avenge this. I think this kid has some potential. Why don't we join him?"

Soon, Li Yishu joined Kurosawa's squad and became Corporal Xiaoshu.

After a long period of adjustment, the three of them participated in the Raptors Cup together.

Kurosawa: "Brothers, listen to my command! Little Swallow, be the human bomb, I'll take care of killing. Ichiki, you just loot the bags!"

"Absolute obedience to the officer!"

The three men stormed up to the CEO from the central control building, only to be unexpectedly surrounded from both sides.

Little Swallow was killed, and Kurosawa was killed six times in a row.

Xiao Xiaoyan cried out, "Yishu, don't worry about me, go and save the officer!"

Kurosawa: "Don't worry about me, Kazuki, quickly grab my gun and get out of here!"

Li Yishu: "Sir, how could I abandon you?"

Little Swallow: "Yishu, you've already run to the garden!"

Having already reached the garden, Li Yishu circled around the president from the dark room, instantly defeating three opponents and wiping out two teams on the spot.

Xiao Xiaoyan: "Sir, the tree is clear!"

Kurosawa: "Huh? Holy crap, I've become a stand-in..."

After that, whenever Kurosawa collapsed during a live stream, netizens would exclaim, "Go to the Western Paradise and invite the Buddha! No... go invite Ichiki!"

In the comments section, netizens offered their usual scathing remarks: "How to tell the difference between a wolf and a dog? White is a wolf, black is a dog. A wolf eats with big bites, a dog swallows slowly. Look at the fur: rough and hard to groom, a wolf; smooth and easy to comb, the king of dogs!"

【长官打架我装唐，长官倒地我清图！】
重生平行世界，李一树成为了三角洲行动的跑刀小主播。
开局夺舍穿六套打普坝的小小咽，黑泽怒蹲撤离点报仇，直接反被六。
小小咽：“长官，此仇不报非君子，我看这小子有点出息，要不咱们加入吧！”
很快，李一树就加入了黑泽的小队，成为小小树下士。
经过长时间的磨合，三个人一起参加猛龙杯比赛。
黑泽：“兄弟们听我指挥，小小咽当人肉炸弹，我负责杀人，一树你在猛舔包！”
“绝对服从长官！”
三人从中控楼打上总裁，却意外遭到前后包抄。
小小咽阵亡，黑泽直接被六死。
小小咽：“一树，不要管我，你快去救长官！”
黑泽：“不要管我，一树你赶紧把我枪捡走，直接走丢包撤！”
李一树：“长官，我怎么会抛弃你呢？”
小小咽：“一树，你已经跑到花园了！”
已经跑到花园的李一树从黑室绕上总裁，直接一穿三，原地灭两队。
小小咽：“长官，一树清图了！”
黑泽：“啊？卧槽，我成替身了……”
此后，只要黑泽开直播倒地，网友齐呼：“快去西天请如来佛祖，不……去请一树！”
评论区内，网友日常辣评：“如何分辨是狼是狗？白则狼，黑则狗。大口吃是狼，小小咽是狗。看毛发，毛糙难理是狼，毛顺易梳乃狗中之王！”