第1章 怎么成神了还有KPI考核啊？ 

How come even gods still have to meet KPI requirements?

Good news! I woke up to find myself transmigrated into a god. Bad news! Even as a god, there are divine examinations. Faced with a workplace environment so harsh that one could perish at any moment, as the God of Games, Yi Meng decides to engage in self-rescue through intense competition, bringing a small "ninth art" shock to the natives of this other world. Thus—Plants vs. Zombies opened a new chapter in gaming history, redefining games and gradually bringing entertainment to the masses. Poker swept through taverns, becoming the most fervent pastime for adventurers and gamblers, with countless people losing everything or becoming rich overnight. Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice allowed mortals to witness the end of a legendary swordsman and bestowed extraordinary opportunities upon every player who dared to challenge fate. Pokémon completely transformed professions like Summoner and Tamer, with a powerful resonance between Trainer and their pets...

好消息，一觉醒来穿越成神了。坏消息，成神了也有神职考核。面对严苛到随时可能陨落的职场环境，作为游戏之神，伊梦决定自救式内卷，给异世界土着带来一点小小的“第九艺术”震撼。于是乎——《植物大战僵尸》开启了游戏史的新篇章，游戏被重新定义，娱乐逐步走向普罗大众。《扑克》风靡酒馆，成为冒险者与赌徒们最狂热的消遣，无数人为此倾家荡产，亦或一夜暴富。《只狼：影逝二度》让凡人得以见证传奇剑圣的终末，并将超凡的契机，交予每一位敢于挑战命运的玩家。《宝可梦》彻底改变了召唤师和驯兽师等职业，训练家与宠兽之间强烈共鸣后...