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Section 1

My name is Bai Ge, and I'm a transmigrator. Due to some unexpected events during my transmigration, I ended up hanging in the sky, admired by most of Japan for a few minutes, and incidentally earned the title of "Lord of the Solar Eclipse." As a result, my area was monitored for four whole years, and I spent those four years as a cautious transmigrator. I have an organization called a secret society, but it's actually a scam center for middle-aged and elderly people. The scammer's leader, a pope with only a high school education, used copy-pasting to create a "Doomsday Bible" for me from various mythologies. A certain epileptic master, during a seizure, sculpted an abstract statue of me that is indescribable or ineffable. Under the guise of blood sacrifices, we get elderly believers to donate chickens and ducks. Every night, we have a 9.9-point-rated (outrageously cringeworthy) square dance performance by elderly people. I even have my daughter, in her rebellious phase, act out a divine descent. After four years of this, Bai Ge suddenly realized one day that he seemed to have... become a god?

我叫白阁，是一名穿越者。因为穿越过来时发生了一些意外，挂在天空中被大半个日本的民众瞻仰了几分钟，顺便得了一个日蚀之主的称号。为此我所住的区域被监视了整整四年，我也当了四年的慎重穿越者。手下有个名为秘密结社，实则中老年诈骗中心的组织。高中文化水平的诈骗头子教宗依靠一手复制粘贴，为我从各大神话中裁剪出一本《末日圣经》。请某位癫痫大师在发病之余为我雕刻出一尊不知是不可名状，还是不可描述的抽象神像。借着鲜血祭祀的名义让大爷大妈信徒捐献鸡鸭禽类。每晚定时辣眼指数9.9的大爷大妈祭祀广场舞。顺便还请自家中二时期的闺女配合演戏神降。就这么折腾了四年，白阁在某一天突然发现，自己好像......成神了？