第1章 你跟我扯犊子呢

Are you kidding me?

In modern society, are you telling me that those rare and exotic animals actually exist?

My name is Xu Yuan. After nine years of compulsory education and three years of inhuman high school life, I stood out and was admitted to a... terrible university.

I thought I was about to embark on four years of college life where I would just give up and do nothing.

In my first month of school, I was taken to the freezing Arctic by two soldiers.

Thus began... well, my fantastical and absurd dragon-catching life...

My name is Xu Yuan. I have met many geniuses, but they all say I am a genius.

现代社会，你告诉我那些奇珍异兽是真实存在的？
我叫许愿，历经九年义务教育和三年不是人过的高中生活，脱颖而出考上了一所……烂的一批的大学。
本以为要开启四年摆烂躺平的大学生活。
入学第一个月就被两个当兵的给带到了天寒地冻的北极。
开启了……嗯，我奇幻又扯淡的抓龙生活……
我叫许愿，我见过很多天才，可是他们都说我是天才。