第1章 原来是尿啊

Oh, it was urine.

[Entire cast + no female lead + invincible characters + fast pace + gets better with each viewing + non-stereotypical characters]

Yan Qing transmigrated into a popular anime called "Martial Arts of the Nine Heavens".

Identity: The number one prodigy of the Demonic Sect.

Original ending: When the simp gives his love rival a spiritual root, he is then humiliated to death.

Faced with such a cannon fodder ending, Yan Qing was furious.

Through a series of stunts, his popularity soared, taking a commanding lead!

The Righteous Path: If this child doesn't die, the Righteous Path will have no light... No, he seems to be more righteous than us?

The Demonic Path: If this child doesn't die, the Demonic Path will have no light... No, he seems to be from the Demonic Sect?

The heretical path: If this child doesn't die, the heretical path will have no light... Wait, how can he be so strong?!

Lu Xiaofan (male protagonist): Senior Brother Yan is the only light in my heart!

Chu Yao (female lead): He's different.

Yun Ling'er: Senior brother is the best person in the world!

Audience: Yan Qing is the only true love in this drama!

The production team wanted to force him to turn evil, so Yan Qing countered by arranging a dramatic and awe-inspiring fake death for himself.

On that day, audiences around the world were moved to tears, the production team's official website was flooded with messages, and the servers crashed.

【I'm telling you straight now! If you don't revive Yan Qing within three days, I'll organize a group to perform a shamanistic ritual outside your company tomorrow!】

[Do you even know what commercial value is? You've killed our god! You're finished! My life-size Yan Qing body pillow is still here!]

[Reported to the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television! Malicious murder! The main characters didn't die, but a supporting character did! This is unfair!]

[The production team should flee overnight; viewers worldwide are tracking your IP addresses!]

The production team panicked.

"Resurrecting Yan Qing is an order, not a matter for discussion!"

"But Yan Qing didn't die in the first place!"

【群像+无女主+无敌+快节奏+越看越好看+非脸谱化】

燕倾穿越到了一部名为《武动九霄》的热血动漫里。

身份：魔门第一天骄。

原定结局：当舔狗给情敌送灵根，然后被羞辱至死。

面对如此炮灰的结局，燕倾怒了。

在一系列的骚操作下，他的人气节节拔高，断层领先！

正道：此子不死，正道无光……不对，他好像比我们还正？

魔道：此子不死，魔道无光……不对，他好像就是魔门？

邪道：此子不死，邪道无光……不对，他怎么这么强？！

陆小凡（男主角）：燕师兄就是我心中唯一的光！

楚瑶（女主角）：他不一样。

云灵儿：师兄是这世界上最好的人！

观众：燕倾就是本剧唯一的白月光！

制作组要逼他黑化，燕倾反手就给自己安排了一场惊天地泣鬼神的假死。

 那一日，全球观众泪崩，制作组官网被冲烂，服务器瘫痪。

【我他妈把话撂这儿！三天内不复活燕倾，我明天就组团去你们公司门口跳大神！】

【你们懂什么叫商业价值吗？你们把我们的神杀了！你们完了！我买的燕倾等身抱枕还在呢！】

【@广电总局 举报！恶意谋杀！主角团都没死，配角竟然死了！这不公平！】

【制作组连夜跑路吧，全球观众正在锁定你们的IP地址！】

制作组慌了。

“复活燕倾，这是命令，不是商量！”

“可燕倾本来就没死啊！”