第1章 和认错的人领证了

He got his marriage certificate with the person who admitted their mistake.

[Arranged marriage that blossoms into love + older man/younger woman relationship + unrequited love + both partners are virgins]

Song Xi has a best friend.

My best friend said her second brother is rich, handsome, tall and has long legs, and suggested that Song Xi go on a blind date with him so he can become her dear second sister-in-law.

On a whim, Song Xi agreed.

Good news: I'm asleep.

Bad news: I slept with the wrong person.

Crazy news: I got married to the wrong person I slept with.

The next day, when her best friend learned the devastating news, her world collapsed.

Song Xi comforted her, "Don't cry, the husband I found is even more handsome than your second brother, it's not a bad deal!"

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My best friend said her older brother is strict, old-fashioned, restrained, and aloof.

Aside from having a pretty face, she has no other redeeming qualities.

The woman who marries him will have to spend her life in tears, stand at attention, and live an empty house. Her life will be too miserable!

Song Xi listened silently, then took out their marriage certificate and compared it with their family photo.

"Look at my cheap husband, doesn't he look just like your fierce older brother?"

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Mr. Jing was jealous every day, and for a long time after they got married, he started pestering his wife to settle old scores.

"Are you closer to me or your best friend?"

"Are you more affectionate with me or with your ex's cat?"

"Are you closer to me or your son?"

Song Xi: "..."

Where did the promised strictness, rigidity, restraint, and aloofness go?

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Mini-theater:

Much later, Song Xi asked her best friend:

Why doesn't your older brother have the same last name as you?

My best friend said, "Oh, my mom ran away with the baby after she got pregnant."

【先婚后爱+年上+暗恋+双洁】
宋禧有个好闺蜜。
闺蜜说她二哥有钱有颜，身高腿长，让宋禧去相亲拿下，以后做她的亲亲二嫂。
宋禧脑子一热，答应了。
好消息：睡了。
坏消息：睡错人了。
癫消息：和睡错的人领证了。
第二天得知噩耗的闺蜜，天塌了。
宋禧安慰：“别哭，我找到的老公比你二哥还要帅，不亏！”
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闺蜜说她大哥那人严厉，古板，克制，高冷。
除了一张脸好看，没有任何的优点。
嫁给他的人将来要以泪洗面，还要站军姿，守空房，命不要太苦！
宋禧默默听完，拿出结婚证，和他们的全家福放在一起做对比。
“你看我这个便宜老公，长得像不像你那个凶暴大哥？”
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京总每天都在吃醋，结婚后很长的时间，开始缠着老婆清算历史账。
“跟我亲还是跟你闺蜜亲？”
“跟我亲还是跟你前任的那只猫亲？”
“跟我亲还是跟儿子亲？”
宋禧：“……”
说好的严厉，古板，克制，高冷呢？
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小剧场：
很久以后，宋禧问闺蜜：
“你大哥为什么跟你不是一个姓？”
闺蜜：“哦，我妈当年怀孕后带球跑了。”