第1章 就你叫女主，是吧

So you call her the female lead, right?

[A Hundred Transformations + A Talkative, Cunning Little Lolita + A Cute and Soft Lolita Determined to Rule the World] [Rating Just Released] As everyone knows, I'm a loser. But I also have a must-read manual for losers to rule the world. Awakening System: Randomly copy talents, cultivate offspring, improve yourself. Hehehe, the system's awakened, so I won't be polite. You call yourself the female lead? Here you go. As long as you don't have children with a boy, whose offspring aren't offspring? The female lead corners me, insisting on asking who my offspring are. According to the third rule of the loser's code, before development, one can only be a loser, so I start spouting nonsense. Ye Qingxian's perspective. My rebellious junior sister has been acting strangely lately. Not only does she frequently vomit after meals, but her belly is also getting bigger every day. One day, she confronted her junior sister with exasperation, "How could you be so shameless, engaging in such illicit relations?" To her surprise, the junior sister remained nonchalant, "Yes, I am shameless. What is shame? Can it help me cultivate immortality?" Later, she felt a connection with her bloodline, staring at her junior sister's belly, her eyes welling up with tears, "Ye Xiaoyao, whose baby is it?" "It's some random guy's. It has nothing to do with you." ... Getting closer and closer to my goal, I stared at my soon-to-be-born baby, a wicked smile spreading across my face. What male and female leads? I'm not playing with you anymore. I'm going to rule the world! Years later, the little girl pinned against the wall below blushed deeply. Damn it, the "Coward's Manual" didn't teach me what to do when the late emperor's great undertaking was cut short. I should have known better than to spout nonsense; bravado comes at a price.

【变百+口嗨腹黑小萝莉+软萌萝莉一心统治世界】 【评分刚出】 众所周知，我是一个窝囊废。 还有一本窝囊废也能统治世界的必修手册。 觉醒系统，随机复制天赋，培育后代，提升自己。 桀桀桀，系统都觉醒了，那我就不客气啦。 就你叫女主，拿来吧你。 只要不和男生生，谁的后代不是后代。 女主堵我，非要问我后代是谁的。 根据窝囊废守则第三条，没有发育前只能窝囊，直接开始胡说八道。 叶倾仙视角。 叛逆期的小师妹最近很不对劲。 不仅吃饭经常呕吐，肚子还一天天大起来了。 某天，她恨铁不成钢的堵住小师妹，“你怎么能不知廉耻，行无媒苟合之事？” 谁知，小师妹一脸不在乎，“是，我是不知廉耻，廉耻是什么，能帮我修仙吗？” 后来，她产生血脉感应，盯着小师妹的肚子，彻底红了眼眶，“叶小瑶，宝宝到底是谁的？” “是外面野男人的，和你没关系。” …… 距离自己目标越来越近，我盯着自己即将出生的宝宝，露出一丝腹黑的坏笑。 什么男女主，我呀，不陪你们玩咯。 咱要统治世界啦。 多年后，被壁咚在下方的小萝莉，满脸通红。 完蛋，窝囊废手册没教过我，先帝创业未半，而中道崩殂，应该怎么做啊。 早知道不胡说八道了，口嗨是要付出代价的哇。