第1节

Section 1

Hachiman Hikigaya: "No, please stop broadcasting! You'll get killed, you really will get killed!" Yukino Yukinoshita: "Hehehe, Hachiman-kun, another one! What am I supposed to do?" Haruno Yukinoshita: "Eh-le-le, ah-le-le-le, even I'm smitten after watching this." Yui Yuigahama: "Hachiman,..." Although it's a video, this isn't good. "Iroha Isshiki: 'Senpai, you have to take responsibility for me!'" Kawasaki Saki: "So I've already given myself away?" Totsuka Saika: "Why haven't I been chosen yet? Am I even a girl? I really want to be with Hachiman!" Hikigaya Komachi: "Eek! I'm not his biological child after all??? Get out of here, you stinky women, let go of my Onii-chan!" Kyoka, Rumi, Hina, Yumiko, Jun: "Even we have him???!!" "You guys are alright, I'm the most outrageous one!!!" Orimoto Kaori (ex-girlfriend): "Get out of here, I finally get to get married, and you're all trying to steal him away, get out of here!" Hiratsuka Shizuka

比企谷八幡：“不是，你不要在播了啊，会被杀掉的，真的会被杀掉的。”雪之下雪乃：“嘿嘿嘿，比企谷君，又一个呢，你说我该怎么办呀？”雪之下阳乃：“啊嘞嘞，啊嘞嘞嘞，看了姐姐也沦陷了呢。”由比滨结衣：“阿企， 虽然是视频，但这样是不好的哦。”一色彩羽：“学长，你要对我负责哦。”川崎沙希：“原来我早就白给了吗？”户冢彩加：“怎么还没有我？我到底是不是女生啊，我真的好想和八幡在一起啊。”比企谷小町：“唉唉唉！我原来不是亲生的？？？都滚开，你们这些臭女人，放开我的欧尼酱。”京华，留美，姬菜，优美子，巡：“连我们都有？？？！！”“你们还好，我才是最离谱的吧！！？？？”折本香织（前女友）“都滚开，老娘好不容易可以结婚，你们还要抢，都给我滚。”平冢静