第1章 糊咖简贱贱又出骚操作？

Is Huka Jianjian up to his usual antics again?

[Two strong leads + two male protagonists + yandere + metaphysics + entertainment industry + silly + sweet romance]

After dying in a car accident, Jian Ran, a top-tier expert in metaphysics and a madman, was bound to a system.

I was transmigrated into a melodramatic romance novel and became a substitute cannon fodder.

then,

Domineering CEO A: "He's back. I advise you to pack your bags and leave tonight. Here's a check for you to fill out however you like."

Jian Ran, "?" After all this time of exorcising ghosts and warding off evil spirits, you finally know to pay?!

Supermodel B: "Don't covet my eight-pack abs or beg for my mercy. You're nothing but a stand-in!!"

Jian Ran, “?” Bro, turn around and say hi to the ghost leaning on your shoulder?

International competitor C: "The only one who can stand shoulder to shoulder with me on the podium is him. Who do you think you are?!"

Jian Ran: "?" Be careful when overtaking on the curve, the vengeful seed is right in front of you.

Despite being universally disliked in the entertainment industry and subjected to a barrage of insults from haters, this perennial flop nicknamed "Jian Jianjian" has found a unique path by appearing on variety shows through fortune-telling.

The inn, nestled deep in the mountains, had strange guests—their faces were deathly pale, and they exuded an eerie aura.

The guests screamed in fright, but Jian Ran remained calm, holding the talisman. "Hey, finally back to my old profession."

The motto of Jian Ge, a fantasy master in the entertainment industry: I am born with a sharp tongue and a mean-spirited nature. If I can't have it easy, no one else can!

Suddenly one day, a certain aloof and arrogant guest pinned her against the wall that very night.

With a magnetic and alluring voice: "I've heard of your motto."

Jian Ran: "? And then?"

The actor's eyes concealed a fanatical madness: "I want to live a good life with you."

Jian Ran: "Put down the chains first!"

【双强+双男主+病娇+玄学+娱乐圈+沙雕+甜宠】
一朝车祸丧命，疯批顶流玄学大佬简燃被系统绑定，
穿入某狗血虐恋小说中当替身炮灰。 　　
于是，　　
霸道总裁A，“他回来了，我劝你今晚卷铺盖赶紧走，支票给你随便填。” 　　
简燃，“？”捉鬼镇宅这么久，终于知道付费了？！ 　　
超级男模B，“别觊觎我的八块腹肌，乞求我的怜悯，你不过一替身？！” 　　
简燃，“？”兄dei回头，跟你肩膀趴着的阿飘sayhi？ 　　
国际赛手C，“能与我并肩站在奖台上的只有他，你算个什么东西？！” 　　
简燃，“？”弯道超车注意点，怨种就在你眼前。 

娱乐圈里万人嫌，黑粉组团开麦骂翻天，绰号’简贱贱‘的千年糊咖，却另辟蹊径，靠算命上了综艺。
深山老林搞旅店，投宿客人很古怪，脸色煞白阴气重， 　　
嘉宾网友被吓得嗷嗷叫，简燃手握符篆很淡定，“嘿，终于干回老本行。”
　　
娱乐出圈玄幻大佬简哥座右铭：我天生尖酸刻薄，我不好过，谁也别想好过！

忽然一天，某位冷欲矜贵嘉宾，当晚将人摁在墙角，
嗓音磁性魅惑：“我听说了你的座右铭。” 　　
简燃，“？然后呢？” 　　
陆影帝眼眸藏匿着偏执疯狂：“我想跟你好好过。” 　　
简燃，“！你先把锁链放下！”