第1章 萤光咒疯了 

The Light Curse is insane

Upon entering Hogwarts, Andre discovered that his spells possessed their own independent thought. When practicing the Glowing Charm, it disapproved of Andre's weak magic, roaring, "At the end of the path to immortality, who reigns supreme? A glimpse of glowing light, and all is vanity!"—That very night, a divine light pierced the Forbidden Forest, alarming the entire Ministry of Magic. When practicing the Ironclad Charm, it scorned Andre's poor defense, working through the night to comprehend, "Crimson Spear, Immortal Shield, slaying all Celestial Kings and annihilating the Nine Heavens!"—The next day, Voldemort's Killing Curse struck it, leaving not even a mark. Andre trembled, staring at his wand still frantically chanting "Involution, Cultivation, and the Evolution of the Imperial Scripture." "Headmaster, before I learn Avada Kedavra, is it too late to expel me?" "That thing says it's going to sacrifice the entire wizarding world for its ascension!"

穿越霍格沃茨，安德烈发现自己的魔咒都有自己的想法。练习萤光咒，它嫌弃安德烈魔力太弱，当场怒吼：“仙路尽头谁为峰，一见萤光道成空！”——当晚，一道神光烧穿了禁林，惊动了整个魔法部。练习铁甲咒，它鄙视安德烈防御太差，连夜感悟：“赤锋矛，不朽盾，斩尽仙王灭九天！”——第二天，伏地魔的索命咒打在上面，连个印子都没留下。安德烈看着手里还在疯狂“内卷、修仙、演化帝经”的魔杖，瑟瑟发抖。“校长，趁我还没学会阿瓦达索命，您现在开除我还来得及吗？”“那玩意儿说它要献祭整个魔法界来举教飞升啊！”