发下废稿《霍格沃茨·非存在黑魔法防御教授》 

Posting a discarded draft of "Hogwarts: The Non-Existent Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor"

The "Savior Training Manual," which details a life of leisure before encountering a ruthless killer, lists various activities from cooking, washing floors, and dishwashing to studying, running, and fighting. It emphasizes that persistence leads to proficiency, with occasional bursts of magical knowledge and even the acquisition of magical creature attributes upon leveling up. The manual then addresses the question: "Whose savior spends all day mopping and weeding?! Why is my skill still called 'Weeding' even though I can teleport?! Who wants the golden talent of the Exploding Tail Snail's fart?! Can't I just follow the storyline?!" The manual concludes with: "No! ...Four years later, in the Hogwarts Headmaster's office, Dumbledore unearths long-sealed letters. The manual outlines a training schedule: 5:00-5:30 sprint 10 laps around the neighborhood (youthful energy is amazing!) 5:30-6:00 do a handstand on one finger (what does a handstand on one finger even mean!) 6:20-7:00 weeding...

混吃等死前半生遭遇杀天刀的【救世主训练手册】下到做饭，洗地，刷碗...；上到学习，跑步，格斗...都是训练的一部分，只要坚持就能获得熟练度，时不时有魔法知识爆出，升级还能获得神奇生物词条！谁家救世主整天拖地除草啊！为什么我能切空间了，技能还是叫【除草】啊！炸尾螺的爆炸屁金色天赋谁要！我走剧情不行吗？【救世主训练手册】：不行！.......四年后，霍格沃茨校长办公室内，邓布利多翻出尘封多年的信件。5:00—5:30绕小区冲刺跑10圈（年轻人精神头就是好）5:30—6:00用一根手指将自己倒立（什么叫一根手指倒立！）6:20—7:00除...