第1章 斯教，你就是我的神

Sculpture, you are my god

[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]

In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.

He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]

Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!

Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.

[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]

[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]

You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...

You have successfully enraged Voldemort...

...

Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!

Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!

Harry: Signas, how did you do that?

Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?

Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!

【系统+轻松+逗比+霍格沃茨同人+欢乐】
伦敦孤儿院的破屋里，斯内普教授的脸阴沉得能滴出水。
　　他没想到，一个麻瓜孤儿，面对霍格沃茨的邀请，第一句话竟是：“学费贵吗？能多贷几份助学金做投资吗？”【怨气值+19！】。
　　西格纳斯，一个穿越者，觉醒了能吸收他人“怨气、”的系统，不仅能抽奖获得逆天道具，还能直接强化魔法技能！从魔法免疫药水到瞬间掌握高深魔咒，他发现，这霍格沃茨，简直是他的专属“怨气提款机”！
　　西格纳斯郑重承诺：我从不主动惹事，但如果有人送上门来贡献怨气，自己绝不手软。
　　【你成功气走斯内普，抽奖获得稀有道具‘缓和药水’！】
　　【你成功坑死奇洛教授，获得大量技能点，漂浮咒LV10！】
　　【你成功扒了马尔福的裤子......】
　　【你成功激怒伏地魔......】
　　……
　　赫敏：西格纳斯，你太不尊重教授了！
　　罗恩：嘿，伙计，你又把马尔福气哭了！
　　哈利：西格纳斯，你到底是怎么做到的？
　　伏地魔：可恶！泥巴种，你都做了些什么......
　　西格纳斯：其实我真没想气死你们！