第1章 逆子！你爹坟头草比人高了！

You unfilial son! The grass on your father's grave is taller than you are!

"Ding! Primordial Sign-in System: Sign-in successful for today. Reward: All items in the courtyard gain +1 spiritual energy."

"Ten-year term complete, mission accomplished, system self-destructing!"

ah?

Hearing the same useless notification voice in his head that hadn't changed in a decade, Su Yang grumbled as he packed his bag. Although there had been a slight change, it was still too pathetic. From 0 to 1?

"King Zhou is heading to Nuwa's Palace. If we don't run now, we'll be turned to ashes by the battle between the sages!"

"The system self-destructed... What's the use of +1 spiritual energy now!"

"Damn it!"

Just as he was about to leave, two figures blocked the doorway. The one in the lead was burly and strong. Wasn't he the dissolute nephew that his elder brother had mentioned before his death?

Su Yang instantly flew into a rage, pointing his finger at him and cursing, "You bastard! Your father has been dead for ten years and you're only coming back now? The grass on his grave is already three feet tall! Get in here now and kneel down in front of your father's spirit!"

Meanwhile, Di Xin, the ruler of the Shang Dynasty whom he had been cursing, was utterly shocked and stared intently at the chicken digging in the yard.

That...that's...the legendary Chaos Fire Phoenix?!

We still have to accept this cheap uncle...

“叮！洪荒签到系统，今日签到成功，奖励：院内一切物品灵气+1”
“十年期满，任务完成，系统自毁！”
啊？
听着脑中十年如一日的废柴提示音，苏阳骂骂咧咧地收拾着包裹，虽然有一点点变化了，但这个变化也太可怜了吧？从0到1？
“纣王要去女娲宫了，再不跑就得被圣人斗法波及成灰了！”
“系统也自毁了……灵气+1有个屁用啊！”
“尼玛！”
刚要出门，两个身影堵住了门口，为首的那个身材魁梧，不正是大哥死前提及的浪荡子侄儿？
苏阳瞬间怒火中烧，指着他鼻子破口大骂：“混账东西！你爹死了十年才回来？坟头草三尺高了！还不给我滚进来，在你爹灵前跪下！”
而被他痛骂的殷商之主——帝辛，此刻却震骇无比，死死盯着院里那只刨土的鸡。
那、那是……传说中的混沌火凤？！
这个便宜小叔，还得认啊……