As Long As the Spirit Stones are in Place, Even Immortals Can Be Scrapped

[Pay-to-win cultivation + pranks + bizarre side effects of elixirs and magical treasures + a sixth brother + lighthearted humor + unscrupulous merchant: take it or leave it]

Lin Fan transmigrated to the world of cultivation and obtained a system that allowed him to recharge and improve his cultivation level.

In order to earn spirit stones for recharging, he started a business selling pills and magical artifacts.

The elixirs and magical artifacts he sells are somewhat bizarre.

Although it is very powerful, it has a variety of strange side effects.

Faced with customer complaints, Lin Fan felt that they were just nitpicking.

So what if eating it makes you fart?

It just makes you more attractive...

Customer: "You shady merchant, why aren't you eating?"

Lin Fan: "I don't need to cultivate, so what do I need to eat?"

Straw sandals that can use athlete's foot to accelerate nitrogen.

It can transform into a dog-like escape cloak, etc...

Customer: "You swindler, why don't you use it?"

Lin Fan: "Businessmen make money by being friendly and don't like fighting, so naturally they don't need it."

Lin Fan: "Besides, I have my own innate magical artifact, so I don't need these."

Lin Fan: "Oh right, I also have a guard at the peak of the Tribulation Transcending stage."

Customer: "Please spare me, senior..."

Lin Fan: "I don't just deal in elixirs and magical artifacts. I also dabble in kidnapping, robbery, extortion, and other similar businesses. Would you like to patronize my business?"