Hogwarts: My Yorozuya Has No Taboos!

Want to rescue someone from Azkaban? No problem, so easy! Want to see the wizarding world wiped out? Simple, just pay up! Want to sink Hogwarts into the Black Lake so Mom won't have to worry about my studies anymore? Good idea, this one's free! Want to see Mars collide with Earth? Young man, take things one step at a time, don't be so ambitious... How about the moon colliding with Earth? In May 1987, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry expelled a student. That same year, a brand new shop opened in Cross Street. Ares Delfino stepped out of the school, a smile on his face, and bowed gracefully to the wizarding world: The Everything Shop, dedicated to solving the problems of every noble wizard! PS: This book is also known as: Part-Time Professor at Hogwarts [Serious HP Fanfiction]