Cultivation? Even Dogs Don't Cultivate; If My Wife is Strong, I'll Be Even Stronger!

I'm a natural lazybones, the kind of lazy to the extreme.

On his first day in the sect, he was prepared to be a lazy bum, not to cultivate, but to do menial tasks.

Because menial laborers don't need to pursue cultivation, socialize, participate in assessments and tests, take risks and gain experience, or duel with others...

As long as you complete your daily work, you'll have food and drink.

If one person is well-fed, the whole family is worry-free.

But I'm also an unlucky guy.

On my first day in the sect, I accidentally entered the sect's forbidden area and, because I was hungry, I mistakenly ate the forbidden fruit of the divine tree.

The sect leader was furious and punished me by making me face the wall and reflect on my mistakes for three thousand years.

From then on, I became a speck of dust forgotten in a corner of the sect.

I thought I could lie down and live out my days until I died of old age.

Unexpectedly, I have achieved immortality...

Three thousand years later, someone finally discovered my existence.

They actually want me to go on blind dates?