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【Um... could I please give you a five-star review? (fingers fingers)】 【Thank you for your support! My completed novel, "The Social Anxiety's Inner Voice Revealed and I'm Pampered by the Big Shots," and my upcoming novels, "Cannon Fodder in a Historical Novel Gets Rich by Eating Gossip [Transmigration]" and "The Cold and Aloof Shou and the Silly Dog Gong Get Married," are available for collection. The synopsis is at the bottom.】 This novel: *Jiang Yiqing inherited a temple, but... the temple is dilapidated and needs repair, and it has no followers, so he needs to develop it. Helpless, he started live streaming. However, the content of his live streams is a bit special; he streams fortune telling. — At first, everyone treated this newly created live stream room as a joke. Until... the platform's big brother came to provoke him, and Jiang Yiqing was shocked: "The serial killer from Huangshan Town twenty-six years ago is actually doing live streaming, and you even came to me for fortune telling? You're really bold." That same day, the police issued a public notice and presented Jiang Yiqing with a banner. A woman, unable to conceive for years, was desperate and seeking any remedy. Jiang Yiqing, after a quick calculation, said, "Sister, I can only say you're fine. Did your husband discuss adopting a child with you? That child is from his affair with his mistress. Run!" Everyone: Wait, if this woman is fine, then her husband is the problem…wow, that's a lot of information! The comments section took a dramatic turn… "The streamer sang a song yesterday, and I slept like a log. My mom almost thought I was dead…" "Thank you, streamer, for saving my life!" "…" Because of a collaboration with the Underworld, and finding their efficiency too low, Jiang Yiqing also took time out of his busy schedule to help the Underworld develop its technology. "Holy crap, I was born with the ability to see ghosts, and I just watched my grandma pass away, and then she was scrolling through nearby ghosts on her phone, saying thank you Master Jiang, now there's a ghost community in the underworld. I almost cried, what did you do, streamer?!" "My grandpa appeared in my dream asking for Master Jiang's autograph, saying it's hard currency in the underworld..." -- The big shot became Jiang Yiqing's top fan, listening to Jiang Yiqing's off-key singing every day. Later, the big shot's gaze towards him became more and more different. Jiang Yiqing: "..." No, you can even hear emotion in my singing, your taste is really strange. But looking at the big shot's face... well, it's not impossible! However, he discovered that the big shot doesn't seem to be human... -- Mini-drama: One day, Wen Xiuyan discovered that Jiang Yiqing went out late at night instead of sleeping, and curiously followed him, only to find that he had come to the ancestral temple with its flourishing incense. The Ancestral Temple was bustling even at midnight, with a line of ghosts queuing up. Jiang Yiqing sat beside them, legs crossed, and leisurely said, "Take your time, one by one. No ghost money accepted." "Want to reincarnate quickly? Register here, work in the underworld for a hundred years and you'll get VIP access." Wasn't it supposed to be a million believers? Why aren't ghosts considered believers? — Synopsis for the upcoming novel, *Cannon Fodder in a Historical Novel Gets Rich by Eating Gossip [Transmigration]*: Jiang Le, just entering university and at the peak of his intelligence, accidentally transmigrated into a pathetic cannon fodder character in a melodramatic historical novel, bound to a useless gossip-eating system. Set in the resource-scarce 1970s, Jiang Le looked at his family, emaciated and on the verge of death, and felt utterly devastated. Until… Aunt Zhang from next door came to bully them again, and the useless system instantly got excited: “Host, Aunt Zhang’s husband is infertile!” Jiang Le glanced at Aunt Zhang’s five sons and three daughters: “!!!” System: “Beep beep! Let Aunt Zhang’s husband know the truth, and you can get 100 melon coins!” The secretary used his position to steal Jiang Le’s sister’s teaching job, and the system got excited again: “Host, this secretary is a spy! Expose him, and you can get 500 melon coins!” The educated youth who liked the female lead spread rumors about Jiang Le, and the system got excited again: “Host…” Jiang Le looked at the malted milk powder in the system’s shop, which cost only five melon coins, and a white steamed bun for one melon coin, and felt like he had struck it rich… From then on, while the original male and female leads were struggling to make ends meet, Jiang Le relied on the White Rabbit milk candy, rare milk powder, and beautiful clothes that couldn’t be bought in department stores that he got by eating melons to make his sallow and thin family members glow with health. The original story features a tumultuous relationship between the male and female protagonists, filled with breakups and reconciliations, filled with scheming and backstabbing. When they finally come to their senses, they discover that Jiang Le, the seemingly insignificant cannon fodder they looked down upon, has become the provincial top scorer! But Jiang Le has no time to care about them, because he's still preoccupied with the motivation that kept him reading this bizarre and morally questionable book. Even someone as brilliant as him couldn't survive this winter. Jiang Le clenched his fists: he would never let the other person repeat his mistakes! However, as he protected him, why was the other person's gaze towards him becoming increasingly strange? — The synopsis for the upcoming novel, "After the Cold and Aloof Shou and the Silly Gong's Marriage," is as follows: Chu Yuecheng learns from his father that he must fulfill the marriage agreement arranged by his grandfather. Enraged and unable to resist, he storms out. On the way, he encounters a deaf-mute beggar on the street. Chu Yuecheng has no wallet; he searches all his pockets and only manages to pull out a few hundred yuan. Just as Chu Yuecheng, looking apologetic, was about to place the money into the broken bowl in the deaf-mute's hand, a slender, beautiful hand offered him twenty yuan, accompanied by a melodious voice like the clinking of jade: "Hello, is the money in the bowl?" Chu Yuecheng subconsciously nodded, as did the beggar…the deaf-mute. Chu Yuecheng was completely bewildered. When he came to his senses, the hand had already taken the money back. He immediately turned his head and saw the cool, handsome young man lower his eyes and put the money into his bag. Chu Yuecheng stood there dumbfounded, his face gradually turning red. — Ever since meeting Qi Muyi, Chu Yuecheng had been relentlessly pursuing him while firmly telling his father that he would not accept this arranged marriage of feudal society. Finally, Chu's father relented, saying the engagement could be annulled, but Chu Yuecheng had to personally go and apologize to Qi Muyi. Chu Yuecheng agreed; he was willing to do anything to annul the engagement. He arrived at the agreed-upon location refreshed, only to find Qi Muyi there. Qi Muyi's cold face remained expressionless: "I already know. It was just a verbal agreement; no need to take it to heart." Chu Yuecheng: "..." Was it too late for him to regret it? — After the marriage, because Chu Yuecheng was always overflowing with sympathy, he was frequently swindled out of money. All his money was taken and kept by Qi Muyi, who gave him five hundred yuan a month. Five hundred yuan wasn't even enough for one meal for the young master Chu. But he dared not say anything… His cronies gave him advice: "Want more pocket money? It's easy! Threaten to divorce him…" Before they could finish, Chu Yuecheng instantly exploded: "Divorce! Why would I divorce such a good wife? Are you just jealous that I have a good wife and want to take advantage of me!" His cronies: "…" "Oh, this is just a threat, to make him feel threatened. Don't you want him to love you even more?" Hearing the last sentence, Chu Yuecheng shamefully felt a stirring in his heart. However, things didn't go as he expected... Qi Muyi: "Divorce? Fine, should your lawyer handle the agreement, or should I?" Qi Muyi's beautiful fingers quickly typed a few lines on the keyboard: "I'll do it, it'll be quick." Chu Yuecheng burst into tears of anger. That night, Chu Yuecheng looked at the person beneath him: "You really want a divorce? Tell me, do you love me or not?" Qi Muyi's fingers gripped the sheets tightly, a faint blush spreading across his usually cool face. He gritted his teeth, suppressing the sound that was about to escape his throat, and said in shame and anger, "Shut...up!"

【那个那个……可以求一个五星好评咩（对手指）】 【感谢支持，完结文《社恐心声泄露被大佬们团宠了》、预收《年代文炮灰靠吃瓜暴富[穿书]》、《清冷受和傻狗攻联姻后》求收藏呀，文案在最下面】 本文：＊江亦清继承了一座庙，但是……庙破，需要他修，没有信众，需要他发展。 无奈之下，他干起了直播。 只不过他直播的内容有点特别，他直播算命。 —— 刚开始，众人把这个凭空多出来的直播间当个乐子看。 直到…… 平台的大哥上门挑衅，江亦清很震惊：“二十六年前黄山镇的连环杀人犯竟然还做起了直播，你还跑来找我算命，胆子真大啊。” 当天，警方就发布了公告，并且给江亦清送上锦旗。 女人多年无法怀孕，病急乱投医，江亦清掐指一算：“这位姐姐，我只能说你没有问题。你老公是不是跟你商量要领养孩子，那个孩子是他出轨和小三生的，快跑。” 众人：等等，这位姐姐没什么问题，那就是她老公有问题，……嘶，信息量好大！ 评论区画风更是一变…… “主播昨天高歌一曲，我睡得跟死猪一样，我妈差点以为我死了……” “感谢主播救我狗命！” “……” 因为和地府有合作，嫌弃下面办事效率低，江亦清又忙中抽闲，帮地府发展科技。 “卧槽，我天生阴阳眼，眼睁睁看着我奶奶刚去世，就捧着手机刷附近的鬼，说感谢江大师，地府现在鬼友圈都有了。我眼泪都憋回去了，主播你到底干了什么！” “我爷爷托梦给我要江大师的签名，说在地府是硬通货……” —— 大佬成了江亦清的榜一大哥，每天都要听江亦清五音不全的歌声。 后来，大佬看他眼神越来越不一样了。 江亦清：“……” 不是，就我这歌声你都能听出感情来，你口味真奇特。 不过看大佬那张脸……，嗯，也不是不可以！ 只不过，他发现大佬貌似不是人啊…… —— 小剧场： 某天，闻修晏发现江亦清大半夜不睡觉出门，好奇的跟过去，发现对方来到了香火旺盛的始祖庙。 半夜的始祖庙也很“热哄”，一众鬼排着队，而江亦清坐在旁边翘着二郎腿，慢悠悠道：“一个个慢慢来哈，不收冥币。” “想快点投胎？在我这里登记，在地府打工一百年可以享vip通道。” 不是要百万信众吗？鬼怎么就不算信众呢？ —— 预收《年代文炮灰靠吃瓜暴富[穿书]》文案如下： 姜乐刚考上大学，处在人类智商高峰的时候，不小心穿成了狗血年代文里的窝囊炮灰，还绑定了一个没用的吃瓜系统。 此时正处于物资匮乏的七十年代，姜乐看着一家子面黄肌瘦，随时都有嗝屁风险的家人，有些崩溃。 直到…… 隔壁张大婶又一次欺负上门，没用的系统瞬间激动：“宿主，张大婶男人有不孕症哦！” 姜乐看了眼张大婶的五个儿子三个闺女：“！！！” 系统：“滴滴！让张大婶男人知道真相，可以获得100吃瓜币！” 书记利用职务之便抢姜乐姐姐的教师工作，系统又激动了：“宿主，这个书记是特务！揭发他，获得500吃瓜币！” 喜欢女主的知青造谣姜乐，系统再次激动：“宿主……” 姜乐看着系统商城里，只要五个吃瓜币的麦乳精，一个吃瓜币白面馒头，觉得自己好像发财了…… 从此，原文男女主在温饱线挣扎的时候，姜乐靠着吃瓜换来的大白兔奶糖，稀罕的奶粉，百货大楼都买不到的漂亮衣服，把面黄肌瘦的家人养的满面红光。 原文男女主分分合合勾心斗角，等回过神来，却发现那个他们看不起小炮灰姜乐成了省状元！ 而姜乐压根没空理他们，因为他还惦记着那个支撑他看下去这本奇葩毁三观书的动力。 那样惊才绝艳的人，最终也没扛过这个冬天，姜乐握紧拳头：他一定不会再让对方重蹈覆辙！ 只不过他护着护着，为什么对方看他的眼神越来越奇怪了？ —— 预收《清冷受和傻狗攻联姻后》文案如下： 褚钺呈从父亲口中得知要自己履行爷爷定下的婚约，怒而反抗无果，气的夺门而出。 路上碰到一个沿街乞讨的聋哑人，褚钺呈没带钱包，掏遍了所有口袋，只掏出几百块钱。 一脸歉意的正欲将钱放入聋哑人手里的破碗中，一只修长漂亮的手捏着二十块钱递过来，伴随着的是如玉击声般悦耳的声音：“你好，钱是放在碗里吗？” 褚钺呈下意识点头，同样一起点头的还有乞讨的……聋哑人。 褚钺呈一脸懵逼，回过神来的时候，那只手已经收回了钱，他立刻转头，便看到清冷漂亮的青年垂眸将钱装入包里。 褚钺呈呆呆愣在原地，脸一点一点变红。 —— 自从认识了齐慕义后，褚钺呈一边整日死皮赖脸追着对方，一边坚定的告诉父亲，他是不会接受这封建社会的包办婚姻的。 终于，褚爸爸松了口，说可以退婚，但褚钺呈必须亲自去说，并且给对方道歉。 褚钺呈同意了，只要能退婚，怎么样都可以。 他神清气爽的来到约定的地点，却看到了齐慕义，对方清冷的脸上依旧没什么表情：“我已经知道了，口头约定而已，没必要在意。” 褚钺呈：“……”他现在后悔还来得及吗？ —— 婚后，由于褚钺呈总是同情心泛滥，经常性被骗钱，他所有的钱都被齐慕义收走保管，一个月给他五百块。 五百块，褚大少爷的一顿饭钱都不够。 但他什么都不敢说…… 狐朋狗友给他出主意：“想加零花钱还不容易，你威胁跟他离婚……” 话还没说完，褚钺呈瞬间怒了：“什么离婚！我老婆那么好我为什么要离婚，你是不是嫉妒我有个好老婆，想要趁虚而入！” 狐朋狗友：“……” “哎呀，这只是威胁，让他有危机意识，你难道不想让他更爱你？” 褚钺呈听到最后一句，可耻的心动了。 然而，事情跟他想的不太一样…… 齐慕义：“离婚？好啊，协议是让你的律师来，还是我来？” 齐慕义漂亮的手指很快在键盘上打了几行字：“我来吧，很快的。” 褚钺呈直接气哭。 当晚，褚钺呈看着身下的人：“你还真想跟我离婚，说，你到底爱不爱我？” 齐慕义手指紧紧抓着身下的床单，清冷的脸上染上薄红，他努力咬牙压下喉间即将溢出的声音，羞恼道：“闭……嘴！”