第一章 逃离猛鬼街，结果捡到伽椰子和贞子？ 

Escaping a Nightmare on Elm Street, only to find Kayako and Sadako?

While others are fleeing for their lives in the horror movie world, I'm making milk powder for Kayako and teaching Sadako how to connect to WiFi—the system says that as long as I raise these villainous cubs, I can end all horror movies, but first, I have to survive today's parent-teacher conference.

别人在美恐世界逃命，我在给伽椰子冲奶粉、教贞子连WiFi——系统说只要养大这群反派幼崽，就能终结所有恐怖片，但首先，我得活过今天的家长会。