第1章 我嘞个异世界啊

Wow, this is another world!

Tang Fei, who has lived as a human for twenty years, has lived on Earth like someone living a post-apocalyptic survival manual.

He went to school, but the school closed down.

He was hit by a car while he was working.

He was hospitalized, and a neighbor who was causing trouble at the hospital kicked his oxygen tube, disconnecting the wires.

I'm so damn sorry for being born!

Until the forbidden zone of national destiny is opened...

He was chosen and thrown into the forbidden zone of the nation's destiny!

Chinese viewers exclaimed: "This is the hottest thing ever!"

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Tang Fei accidentally stumbled into a group of brutal A-level beasts, and was used as a beach volleyball by them.

Audience: We're doomed!

The next second.

He slowly got up, unharmed, with only a slightly dirty hem of his clothes.

audience:???

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Tang Fei accidentally stumbled into the battleground of an S-class ferocious beast's territory, where an energy hurricane swept through, blotting out the sky.

Audience: This is really the end!

The next second.

He tripped and tumbled down the hillside, accidentally slamming his head into the lord beast's head.

[Congratulations to Tang Fei, a player from the Dragon Kingdom, for successfully defeating the Lord Beast and winning the national reward!]

audience:???

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Tang Fei was swallowed by a ferocious beast while he was sleeping at night!

Audience: It's over, it's really over!

The next second.

The ferocious beast was disemboweled, and Tang Fei crawled out of its belly, carrying a treasure chest in his hands.

[Congratulations to Tang Fei from the Dragon Kingdom for obtaining the hidden reward in the Forbidden Zone!]

audience:???

Is this right?

Yes, yes, yes.

You're incredibly lucky, even though you're usually unlucky!

唐非，生而为人二十年，在蓝星上活的像个世界末日生存手册。
他上学，学校倒闭。
他工作，出门被车撞。
他住院，隔壁医闹一脚给他氧气管踹开线来。
生而为人，我他妈的真的很抱歉啊！
直到国运禁地开启……
他，被选中，被扔进了国运禁地！
龙国观众直呼：这辈子有辣！
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唐非误入A级残暴凶兽群，被凶兽当个沙滩排球拍来拍去。
观众：完了！
下一秒。
他缓缓起身，毫发无伤，衣角微脏。
观众：？？？
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唐非不小心闯入S级凶兽领地争夺现场，能量飓风刮的那叫一个遮天蔽日。
观众：这下真的完了！
下一秒。
他摔了一跤，从山坡上滚下，不小心在领主凶兽脑袋上来了个暴扣。
【恭喜龙国选手唐非成功击败领主凶兽，获得国运奖励！】
观众：？？？
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唐非晚上睡觉，被凶兽吞入腹中！
观众：完了，这下真的完了！
下一秒。
凶兽被开肠破肚，唐非从凶兽肚子里爬出，手里抱着一个藏宝箱。
【恭喜龙国选手唐非，获得禁地隐藏奖励！】
观众：？？？
这对、对吗？
对的对的对的。
你这非酋也太欧了吧！