(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)
(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)
When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.
Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"
Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.
Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.
Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.
Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.
Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."
From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.
It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.
Zhang Xuansheng was taken into custody by the SCP Foundation when he was eighteen years old. One reason was that he was too good-looking and easily got into traffic accidents when he went out. More importantly, he was too unlucky! His bad luck made it possible for him to die at any time due to various reasons. The SCP Foundation took him into custody in order to protect (and study) him. After surviving in a safe house for several years, he was finally "forced" to travel through time. During the travel, a light screen appeared, displaying his attributes. Ignoring those miscellaneous attributes, as an old unlucky guy, he had only one goal: to max out his luck! However, after traveling through time, he found that the beginning seemed a little wrong...
The tenant next door is actually a reborn person!
This matter was already outrageous, but what was even more outrageous was that a small change caused the reborn person who should have been able to show his talents and dominate the world to die prematurely...
Xu Fei, who accidentally inherited the protagonist's opportunity, grabbed a spot as a first-test player for the world's first virtual game [God's Forsaken Land] based on a few pieces of information.
But he soon discovered that this weird and strange game world was not as simple as he had imagined.
The moment high-dimensional information is mapped into the real world, doomsday has arrived!
Anime [Pokémon + Science World] No CP, pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, cool text without abuse HE
(The protagonist mixes water with wine, and his heart leans towards the red side, but he will not mindlessly suppress the black side)
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Ji Yuan woke up and found himself in a strange place. System 001 showed that he had traveled to a world where Pokémon and science were combined.
In order to allow him to survive in this dangerous world, the system loaded the Pokémon game account he had played for many years, and the Pokémon and props in it could be used at will.
Ji Yuan looked at his max-level Pokémon and several items: Deal.
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I'm not kidding you when I'm a max-level Shiny Gengar!
Who cares who it is—Shadow Ball, kills him in seconds.
In response, Rum, who was beaten around by a Gengar, angrily threw the Poké Ball in his hand.
What the hell is this?
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(ps: The author has a lot of imagination, please don’t overthink it, having fun is the most important thing)
In short, it is impossible to treat real wine as real wine, it can only be made into watered wine.
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Note: The author likes most of the characters in the Conan world, both the red and black sides, and hopes that they will have a happy ending in this work.
【Change Orange】【Thriller World Comedy】【Healing Daily】【Watching before bed is good for treating insomnia】【Healing, healing, healing, not a dark story】
Li Anxin, a teenager suffering from cancer, had a strong desire to live in the last moments of his life. He loaded the horror game and awakened his talent: the trickster. As long as the talent is activated successfully, he can make the other party believe what he says unconditionally.
Everything has a price, and the Lord of Terror has made His demands...
Li Anxin looked at the cute and petite girl with pink and white hair in the mirror and fell into deep thought.
The horror world is rife with dangers. Monsters straight out of movies roam the world, the neon city lurks behind the shadows of the past, and beneath the concrete jungle dwells the demons of the abyss. Lost in the darkness, lost people engage in one survival game after another, only in this game they are lambs to the slaughter, fish on the chopping board. If their human identity is discovered, they will be doomed.
So how do you avoid being eaten by a hungry yandere in the horror world?
Li Anxin, who cherishes her life very much, gave a response that a fraudster would have: "You like me."
Ding! Talent determination successful.
Not for strength or power, but for beauty;
Not to roam the world, but to make my heart free;
Cultivating the truth is just to be with my beloved forever, just to be free and unrestrained in the world;
Understand the way of medicine by yourself, feel the will of nature, have a beautiful woman by your side, and ascend to the ninth heaven freely!
【The end of the play! Welcome to jump into the pit! 】
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She was originally a powerful and powerful woman, but after traveling through time, she became the good-for-nothing eldest daughter of the Shen family, whose entire family was to be executed, and a tragic prisoner.
But that's a joke, did she travel all the way here just to get beheaded?
She saved his drowning prince, and he actually wanted to chop her off! This feud is huge!
Just watch how she turns the tide, rescues the entire Shen family, rebuilds the family business, supports her younger siblings, saves all living beings, and fights against treacherous ministers and evil concubines.
She is arrogant and domineering, but gentle at heart; she is cold and ruthless, but compassionate; she is peerless and unparalleled in the world!
When they first met, he told her, "You are just a merchant's daughter. Let alone becoming my concubine, even carrying my shoes would be defiled." The cowardly and incompetent woman was so ashamed and angry that she threw herself against a pillar and died.
When she opened her eyes again, she was no longer the good-for-nothing young lady, but a proud and arrogant gangster boss from the modern era.
Goodbye. He said to her, "Be good and obey me! I'm determined to have you!" She said arrogantly, "Go play somewhere else! I won't be a shoe carrier, a concubine, or a husband-sharer! Most importantly, being your wife is too cheap for me!" He went crazy and stormed off!
Su Chenan, a master of Chinese painting, had just finished an exhibition and was about to walk out of the building when a flowerpot full of sunflowers hit him in the face.
He died and when he woke up again, he almost starved to death in his mother's stomach.
He was on the verge of starving to death every day. I felt that if he absorbed a little more amniotic fluid, his mother would probably die.
If he absorbed even a little less, his embryo would probably die.
As soon as Su Chenan was born, he created a new poem "Praise of the Humble House" on the spot.
(Just for fun, don't criticize if you don't agree) Li Chang'an is the most steadfast cultivator in the world of immortal cultivation. His lifelong pursuit is to achieve immortality through seclusion, never causing any trouble. However, he's struck by a multi-dimensional live broadcast system, forcing him to demonstrate his power to countless dimensions. Fearful of death, he's forced to replace his live broadcasts with the most basic cultivation knowledge. He explains "Basic Breathing Techniques," demonstrates "One Hundred Ways to Draw a Cleansing Talisman," shares "One Hundred Tips for Avoiding Danger"... He simply wants to appease the system, collect his rewards, and continue to hide. Little does he know that what he considers mundane basics are, to the powerful in other worlds, supreme secrets that lead directly to the Great Dao! The talismans he casually draws are revered as divine scrolls in the magical world; the breathing techniques he teaches sanctify the body of a wasteland youth; and the avoidance techniques he teaches are revered as the highest tactical guide by the interstellar fleet. Unknowingly, countless geniuses and powerful figures from countless dimensions have become his devoted followers, constantly breaking through by "imagining" his every word. When Li Changan was finally forced to leave the mountain gate, he discovered that... The mighty swordsman in front of him was actually the top player in his live broadcast room; the Lich King who commanded the undead army behind him was actually his class representative; even the old man selling candied haws on the roadside ascended to heaven by listening to his lectures! Li Changan: "I said all this was a misunderstanding, do you believe it?" This is a story about a "strongest master" who desperately wants to be low-key, but is always imagined to be invincible by his disciples.
The spiritual energy is revived and the times are changing.
When he opened his eyes, Li Yang was already a young Taoist priest in a dilapidated Taoist temple in the scenic area.
With the help of a proficiency panel that allows him to gain unlimited experience, Li Yang is gaining enlightenment and performing in modern society, moving forward with his head down.
The mountain doctor's fortune-telling and divination made the yin and yang mixed up.
From the "Health Preserving Exercises" for physical fitness to the "Five Dragons Hibernation Technique" for longevity
From the 50-yuan [divination] to the accurate predictions of [Liu Ren divination]
From the daily morning breathing exercises to the Jade Toad Qi-eating exercises
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When Li Yang suddenly looked back, he realized that in this modern society with scientific development concepts, he had accidentally become a master of all things in the world!
"At first, people said I was a swindler and a charlatan who was deceiving tourists."
"Later, in the hope of fame, wealth, and eternal glory, they called me Master Li."
"In the end, they all called me - Immortal"