The Quibbler's interview today - Who do you think is the most laid-back Hogwarts faculty member?

Minerva McGonagall: Although it depends on the situation, I personally think it's Brian.

Albus Dumbledore: Isn't it Brian? It's a different story if we count the magical animals.

Chet Bryan: Who else besides Hagrid and me?

Reporter: May I ask what these three boxes in your hand are?

Chet Bryan: Ah, this is of course Hagrid and I's nightcap today. My friend, you've had a hard time coming to Hogwarts. If you're willing, come and have a drink with us tonight.

If he could avenge his grievances one day, his blood would stain the mouth of the Mississippi River! ! ! Today, North America is on trial. There is no time to die! ! ! (Keywords: P. Diddy, LL Island, frame-up, revenge, Spectre, subvert America!)

“Successfully smashed the Demon Spy Team and rewarded 5,000 experience points for 5,000 skills.”

“Upgrade Skill Crescent Arrow and find out if cascadable skills are cascaded.”

“Successful tandem star martial arts electrodeless thunderthorn and Xingyue sword dance were successfully connected to obtain a composite star martial arts technology.

“System, can you add more? I want to practice seriously.”

System: “No, you don’t want to!”

[Fishing + Gold Panning + Daily Life + Urban Farming + America + Super Rich + System]

At a high school reunion, Levi traveled back to Alaska in 2004. After dropping out of USC, he became the captain of the "Sea Monster".

From the Gulf of Alaska to the Bering Sea and across the Pacific Ocean, my fishing grounds are everywhere.

Black cod, halibut, cod, tuna, king crab, snow crab, lobster, geoduck, abalone, sea cucumber...

PS: The introduction is short and weak, please move to the main text.

[Explosive Talisman Brain Hole] + [System] + [Not Invincible] + [Early Stage Survival] + [Prioritize Learning Life-Saving Skills]

Chu Haoran, who traveled through time and space to become Ebisu in the Naruto world, unfortunately happened to catch up with the Second World War in the Ninja World.

Fortunately, as a time traveler, his golden finger is still there. If he reaches the maximum proficiency, he can mutate the ninjutsu and be rewarded with the opportunity to copy the ninjutsu next time.

He also unlocked the bloodline limit of barrier affinity. Why would he learn Flying Thunder God? With barrier affinity, wouldn't it be better for him to learn Flying Thunder God Formation? Since then, the name of Black Flash has been resounding throughout the ninja world!

Enter the R&D department, improve the detonating tags, customize the production line, and equip every ninja on the battlefield with a stack of them! The enemy will be in utter disarray.

Enter the medical system, create the "Big Band-Aid" of healing, and liberate the medical ninja!

Apprentice to the barrier class, use barrier affinity to build a barrier version of Gundam Susanoo!

Orochimaru, the master of mouth-to-mouth, perfectly inherits Hashirama's cells and helps him embark on the path of becoming a true great scientist.

Yuan Fei Hiruzen: Huh? How come your shadow clone is several times stronger than your original body?

Itachi Uchiha: Huh? Why is the flame black when this detonating tag explodes? Holy shit, this... is Amaterasu?!

Asuma: Boss, I'm really fascinated by this cigarette made with the detonating talisman. Do you have any more? Please give me another one...

Tsunade: Why is this boy's palm magic so strange? He... he is using his feet to perform palm magic?! Nima! Take your feet away!

Namikaze Minato: Ebisu-kun, how come your Flying Thunder God Formation is faster than my authentic Flying Thunder God Formation? Excuse me, could you... teach me?? Sorry!

[Invincible + Single + Daily + Dark + Miss + Group Favorite]

Traveling through time and space and becoming Hinata Hyuga, she awakened Gojo Satoru's invincible abilities at birth!

With six eyes, unlimited techniques and unlimited territory, there is no rival in the entire ninja world!

From then on, Hinata swept across Konoha, crushed the Five Kage, and beat the Otsutsuki, becoming invincible all the way to the top of the ninja world.

Uchiha and Otsutsuki, suppress them all!

[Single Female Lead] [High Sugar] [Crazy Criticism]

[I just want to say that after this Douluo fanfiction, there will be no more Douluo fanfiction. ]

Zero, the peerless killer who chopped nuclear bombs with a knife and reconstructed his body with nuclear fusion and nuclear explosion energy.

Traveling through the early days of Douluo, he met the immature Bibi Dong.

As a killer, he has more or less some personality defects and emotional defects.

And Zero's defect...

He felt sorry for Bibi Dong and tricked her into being his wife since she was immature.

Zero: Hello, my name is Mo Dong, Mo Dong who doesn't touch Bibi Dong.

Mo Dong's Rule One: Bibi Dong is right in everything, but anyone who dares to hurt Dong'er will be crushed to ashes.

Rule Two: If there is anything wrong, please follow the first rule.

Mo Dong: I will kill those who the Spirit Hall dare not kill! I will touch those who the Spirit Hall dare not touch!

Mo Dong: Don't mention the 100,000-year spirit ring, I will find a way to get you a million-year spirit ring!

Mo Dong: Whatever you want, I will give you!

Bibi Dong: That man and his sword are my greatest support.

Bibi Dong: I know he has character flaws, but so what? If he kills everyone in the world, then I will be the destroyer that everyone despises and fears.

Bibi Dong: I love him, more than he loves me!

There are three emperors in one family, the sun shines on the nine heavens, and there is an endless road of reincarnation. Who will control the universe? He was originally a genius throughout the ages, but because his martial soul was taken away and his bloodline

Yu Shao got a strange system that allowed him to earn scum points based on his daily scum level, which he could then redeem for magical skills and items. This piqued Yu Shao's interest, as being a scum was a high-risk profession. To avoid being scum, he had to humiliate them.

Being a failed art student, only to become a mermaid slave upon arrival? Looking at the celestial dragons riding on humans, fists clenched, a revolution sweeping the world is destined!

When pirates act with impunity and when the powerful exploit people at will, no one is innocent!

Stand up—

Since we can’t see tomorrow, why not just tear a piece of flesh off them and let them taste the pain? ! !

There is no destined savior in this world. The only one who can save us is ourselves!!

The so-called liberation does not mean success by simply defeating the villain.

The liberation warriors do not specifically refer to a certain second-generation hip-hop person, but all those who resist fate!