Chengying: “Why chasing me? I gave you all the syrup!”

Little Scorpion: “Tianmeng! Don’t run! I must eat you!”

Chengying: “Fools don’t run away! What age is this!”

This is a story about a long-lived stranger Doubi Teacher Douluo.

Chengying: Who should start first? Is it Dugu Bo or Xueye the Great? Wow! When I was a child, the snake woman was so cute!

What? Tang San’s mother is about to be killed, fast ice emperor! Bring my Armstrong whirlpool to accelerate the jet Armstrong cannon! I’ll teach Wuhundian to be a man!

What is the biggest advantage of being a soul beast? Of course I’ve seen you a long time ago!

[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

———

Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

———

Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

———

Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

Lu Ruan, a terminal-stage stomach cancer actress, woke up to find herself in the year 5050 of the Interstellar Era.

Everything around her was completely unfamiliar.

Black wild grass, mutated giant trees so large that over a dozen people couldn’t wrap their arms around them, a gray sky, and an expedition team exploring a desolate planet…

She left with the expedition team, and after learning about the situation in the interstellar world, she was completely stunned.

What?

Here, the male-to-female ratio is 100:1. Women are rare and highly valued. However, once they reach adulthood, they are forcibly bound to at least five genetic matches.

And the higher the combined strength of all her matches, the greater the woman’s social contribution score. Those who make the rankings can even compete for the title of Interstellar Empress.

The moment her genetic info was entered into the system, the Main Brain immediately matched her with nine insanely handsome freaks—each with a 100% genetic compatibility?!

Gu Chuan, who traveled to the world of Zongman, awakened the ultimate power called [Analysis of Everything].

Thus, a dimensionality reduction-style cognitive crushing began:

When his best friend Toosaka Rin was still proud of the gem magic that had been passed down in his family for a hundred years, Gu Chuan created a new system of "energy opening" and "concept resonance".

When his best friend Esdeath regarded her ability to control ice as absolute power and looked down upon all living beings - Gu Chuan only observed for a moment, and then casually demonstrated to her the true power of freezing "concepts" and freezing "laws".

When his best friend Lei Dianzhen was still conceited about his "Unthinking Sword", believing that he had reached the pinnacle of thunder and lightning authority - Gu Chuan transformed the sun and the moon into the palm of his hand, evolved the five elements of thunder, and recreated the earth, water, fire and wind, making this Inazuma's Thunder God start to doubt for the first time that he might... be a fake Thunder God.

[Multiple female protagonists][Slow-paced and wealthy][System][Light business][Strategy to capture someone else's white moonlight][No rag picking]

Chen Yu, an ordinary 20-year-old college student, bound himself to the life winner system, and from then on he went from a hopeless future to a promising future!

At the same time, the roommates gradually felt that something was wrong!

"Brother Yu, why are our goddess and Bai Yueguang both with you?"

Chen Yu smiled slightly: "I know you are anxious, but please don't be anxious, I can explain."

"Sir, you still have half a minute to pay the rescue fee." A certain Superman said.

"All right, all right, save me!!!"

"Please pay."

"for you!!!"

He is Superman, the Superman the world knows, a Superman without weaknesses.

[High IQ protagonist + Villain MC + Infinite Flow + Behind-the-scenes operator + Creates eerie urban legends + No female lead + Dark tone]

[Ignore the ratings, they were suppressed]

[By the way, check out the author's new book: "I Loaded a Horror Game for the World"]

Feng Hou was forcibly isekai’d by a dump truck.

But instead of ending up in some fantasy world, he woke up as a pitch-black, lightless sphere — the core of a Terror Tale Space, a strange domain capable of creating urban legends and feeding on the negative emotions of humans to grow stronger.

Thus began the rise of a horror-manufacturing machine!

The "Impostor" that steals your voice and face to replace you.

The "Man-Demon" — ever-present on rainy nights, unkillable.

The "Slender Specter" — with a long, twisted body and no face.

The "Weeping Angel" — teleports instantly when not observed.

The "Nightmare" — traps you in an endless dream with no escape.

The "Elder Kin" — whose grotesque form induces nausea with a glance, warping reality around them...

All of these, and more, are forged in the Terror Tale Space.

“Now then... listen closely, you unfortunate souls who’ve stepped onto this 'journey' — to their most wretched screams!”

[Don’t overanalyze. Just enjoy the ride. Also, don’t project real life into it.]

The Sun and the Moon, which is weaker? When Yin and Yang work together, the world becomes the emperor. Transmigrating to the Heaven Covering Zone, becoming the son of the Sun God Cult and future brother of Ye Tong, Li Wangxian, bearing the Yin and Yang Immortal Seed, embarks on this legendary path to invincibility.

At the beginning of the world, the universe was in the primeval world; the Nine Qimen escapes preached the starry sky.

When the snow-capped dragon coffin that had been sealed for eternity on the earth moved, the Heaven-Slaying Avenue came into the world, the gods and demons arrived, and the universe was like the gods and demons that tore off their shackles, evolving into a wonderful world of cultivation.

The young man with the immortal destiny rose from weakness, step by step into the universe and the sea of ​​stars, fighting in all realms, and conquering the immortal dome...

Longhua Empire, a game judging panel.

"The story of this game is still too thin, 3 points penalty, my suggestion is to enter the factory for a few years, next one."

"Huh? This name? "Warhammer 22K: Golden Age"

"It looks like a space fantasy work, I am a navigator now?."

"Oh my, this young man, oh my, this subspace jump, oh my, interstellar colonization."

The judges immersed in the game all showed crazy smiles.

Many years later.

"Comrades! The Empire needs us, the Fifth Evil God Li Xiang has released another DLC! Go! For the Emperor!!!"

"Oh my, the Fifth Evil God has released a plot of 500 world masters, and actually let us experience the plot of the Primarch, awesome."

"Heretic, where is the Inquisition? I apply for the intervention of the Imperial Guard."

"What the hell is the Second Empire? It's simply blasphemy. If loyalty is not absolute, it is absolutely disloyal."

"Brothers! Counterattack Terra! Return to the arms of the Emperor!"

Li Xiang: I just wanted to graduate at that time, do you believe it?