The common people of the world, the cold stares of society – what have they to do with me! Grandmasters of martial arts, emperors of dynasties – none can withstand the words: 'Those who follow me shall prosper, those who oppose me shall perish!'
This is the story of an ordinary person, equipped with a Gold-element Wuxia divine arts system, who rises from a mere nobody in the Jianghu to become a legend of the Wulin!
'Hmm, I am not a villain, I am – a – Martial – Arts – Legend!'"
GOOD NEWS: You've been isekai'd!
BAD NEWS: It's the Warhammer world.
GOOD NEWS: It's Warhammer Fantasy, not 40K!
BAD NEWS: You're in Reikland, Sigmar's Empire.
GOOD NEWS: Soul transmigration (not naked isekai)!
BAD NEWS: No cheat skills or golden fingers.
GOOD NEWS: Your village has no Beastmen herds nearby!
BAD NEWS: Too late to back out now—whoosh!—welcome to your new life.
(Tags: No-System Survival | Grimdark Comedy | Average Joe in Fantasy-Hell | The Empire's Worst Luck)
Traveling through time, he became Zhang Gui, a foreign relative of the Tianqi Dynasty. Because he didn’t want to be tortured to death by Li Zicheng in the future, he had to embark on the road of harming the powerful and bureaucratic officials of the Ming Dynasty.
The Yanguan scolded him for coercing the king and making disorderly manners.
The prince scolded him for being greedy.
The official hates him for being mean and cruel.
But helplessly, most of the Nine Frontiers are his lackeys, and even Jiu Qiansui is his godson, and the emperor can’t do anything about him.
Therefore, the Ming Dynasty was at the mercy of him.
[Dark + Traditional Cultivation! The protagonist follows a twisted path—decisive, ruthless, and anything but kind. If you prefer gentle heroes, this isn’t for you.]
The so-called Immortal Path is nothing but hypocrisy—built on blood and bones.
Lu Li claws his way out of a pit of corpses, uses bones as his lantern, and walks a road only true demons dare tread.
From that moment on: killing, soul harvesting, bone refinement, devouring the heavens.
If I ascend, I shall butcher all who call themselves Immortals.
— The Four Steps of Cultivation:
Qi Condensation (10 Layers) → Foundation Establishment → Golden Core → Nascent Soul
(Further realms explained in the main story.)
To repay his debts, the refugee Norr ventured into the old capital of Valyria, but he failed to find a treasure and lost his life.
At this time, the soul from the Blue Star took over his body and awakened the selection system, becoming the only heir of Bretonnia in the game Warhammer Total War, and becoming a lord who can summon the game's soldiers.
The crisis-ridden old capital of Valyria will also show him a different landscape, with blood magic, alchemy, dragon riding, power games, and dynasty hegemony.
The end of the world is coming, and the zombie virus has broken out.
Shen Lian, who originally thought that being bitten by a zombie and was bound to die, found that being bitten by a zombie could lead to evolution and strength, so...
Not only that, he found that he also got a magical weapon hanger on him. As long as he killed the zombies, he could upgrade his weapons and make himself stronger.
The appearance of this eschatological plug-in ushered in a glimmer of dawn for him! What ultimate weapon can you upgrade to at the beginning with an infinite ammunition crossbow?
Main roles: Shen Lian, Jiang Yan,
"Dad, didn't you say that someone named Thanos would call?"
"Yeah... why? I remember it was around this time."
"But we've been waiting for two years, and there's no sign of anyone. I can't even upgrade."
"Did I remember it wrongly?"
"How about we fight over there? My knife is almost worn out."
"But I don't know where he is."
"That's okay, push it all the way... Oh no, I mean we just ask slowly."
One day he traveled through time and became the Crown Prince of Daqing. And I am happy to have a pig teammate, the emperor. This made Yang Chen feel helpless. But since we are here, we should make the best of it. Even if we have bad teammates, if we use them well and train them well, we can still win. So Yang Chen decided to expand his advantage and then radiate it to his teammates. Until one day. The stupid teammate said: "Please, hurry up and get on top." Yang Chen: "No hurry, the advantage is not big enough yet!"
(Playing with memes, funny, secondary creation, starting with a crooked-mouthed Zhongli)
[Ding, the second creation live broadcast room has arrived. 】
【Zhongli joins the live broadcast room】
【Join the live broadcast room】
【Lei Dianzhen joins the live broadcast room】
[Old Eight... Wendy joins the live broadcast room]
……………………
Zhongli: ???
After traveling through 6,000 years, I have reached the peak of my life, and you just came?
[Ding, now playing the secondary video "Liyue Son-in-law"]
……………………
[Gui Zhong: Crooked-mouthed Zhongli? Ning family's son-in-law? No, I'm laughing.]
[Master Liuyunjiefeng: The Emperor must be doing this because he has... some serious illness! ]
[Wendy: As expected of an old man, a normal person would never be able to lift his lips that high.]
【Zhongli: ………………】
Here is the serious content:
Ganyu: "I only feel sorry for the Emperor~"
Ningguang: "Lord Emperor, please look at me. I don't believe that your eyes are empty..."
In the end, "Moracus, who is more beautiful, me or Inazuma Thunder God?"
Tianli: "Moracus, I command you to marry me!"
Zhongli: “It’s so hard for me!”
Lingkong, who traveled across the world and came to Star Railway, just wanted to be a fun person. "I would like to declare that I do not believe in joy, let alone the master of joy." The train trio said without hesitation. "Do you think we will believe your lies? Such obvious power of joy!" "To be honest, I actually know Aha and have fought with Destruction." "Look--" Follow the star train to travel around the world. , following his heart without being restrained, he is Clara's favorite big brother, and the strongest person who gives Swaro true emotions. He extends a helping hand to Cocolia who is bewitched by the star core, and is the one who changes the destiny in Elio's eyes. The devil, he made Cocoli