(Succubus + Chasing Husband + Lighthearted Comedy + Daily Campus Life + No System + No Rebirth + Sweet Abuse)
Only licking one person is called being a sycophant, with nothing to show for it.
Licking ten people at once is called being a sea dog, never getting what you want.
If you can turn being a sycophant into a profession and make a fortune, that’s called having it all!
……
It’s well-known that Lu Xing is a humble sycophant, loving the cool and aloof campus beauty, Wei Qingyu, to the core!
Wei Qingyu herself also thinks so.
But what she doesn’t know is that Lu Xing is also…
A cold and charmingly mad professor, a pe*verted fan girl, a cool and scheming popular opera star, a gentle and wealthy aunt, and the sycophant of a fiery and proud school bully!
After making enough money, Lu Xing plans to stop being a sycophant and leave.
But those women are unwilling and directly start a chaotic battlefield of chasing husbands, turning it into a pyre!
……
Years later.
Seeing Lu Xing achieve success and surrounded by goddesses and campus beauties, everyone asks for his experience.
“Clearly, we’re all sycophants, so why do you have it all?”
Lu Xing smiles slightly.
[“I’m more noble than you. I came here to make money!”]
Nanhe traveled to the world of Kamen Rider Polar Fox and bound the armor app.
Consortium? Thunder Dragon Yatales reduces the evil.
Reiwa Force King? Directly summon Shura Armor.
Oma Zi-O? The Emperor's Belt will teach you how to be a man.
Sakurai Sara: Nanhe brother is great.
Kurama Neon: Nanhe brother is the best.
Beloba: Nanhe brother, I am really not a little loli...
Games, funny, no CP.
A deep-sea mermaid who was ready to take revenge on "humans" because of pollution was kicked out of her home because she ate too much. As a result, she became addicted to milk tea, fried chicken, games, and live broadcasts in the human world, and completely forgot about revenge.
Pink hair, salty fish, but edible!
Until a ship salvaged a mysterious statue, and the survival game began.
She was originally playing badly in the human world, but was caught as a human and put into a "survival game".
Cursing the system: "I'm a mermaid! I'm not a human! You caught the wrong fish!"
The compensation can be obtained to upgrade the "Octopus Puppet". The moment she saw the puppet, she thought, "It's so small that it's not enough to eat!"
Fortunately, the octopus puppet was very capable and saved the fish's life... but it also began a long life of exploitation.
From then on, system announcements became her personal show:
The chat channel went viral: Who the hell is this cheater/lucky guy?!
She was trying hard to survive, but one day she suddenly found that the boss she was going to fight looked a little familiar.
The one yawning in the thundercloud is... her grumpy mother!
The one who was drooling while sleeping with the shipwreck around him was her lazy dad!
The seaweed monster that is grinding its teeth (chewing on the reef) is her foodie brother!
Sitting in the center of the vortex... knitting an oversized sweater? It's her arrogant grandmother!
Pai Xingxing:??? So everyone in my family has a stable job, but I'm the only one who got fired?!
I! Don’t! Give up!
In the end, you are forced to survive and explore the truth of the survival game.
Yo, Hi! I’m Frank, I made a deal with a demon to pay me some money for receiving a guest for a few days every week.
I had no idea about what I have done.
On May 1st, Conan ‘the God of Death’ came to my house. I was forced to let him in and we get involved in a criminal case.
On May 8th, Bruce Wayne ‘Batman’ came to me. I was forced to follow him to fight crime.
On May 16th, Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs, came to my home. I can only say that I really can’t stand my guests.
Travel through the universe starting from the joy of childhood, experience the wonderful lives of various protagonists and supporting characters, and change the feeling when watching dramas. Diary
Little Joy: Reborn as Qiao Weidong, he gives 36-year-old Xiao Meng a home and refuses to give in to Song Qian's bad habits (completed)
All Is Well: Reborn as the demon who supports his father, Su Mingzhe, he refuses to give in to Su Daqiang's bad habits. He is obviously just a working-class person who lost his job, but he still pretends to be a rich man and buys a three-bedroom apartment. (Ongoing)
Mainly urban dramas, such as The Best of Times, Little Wishes, Nothing But Thirty, etc.
Traveling through a parallel world, Luo Han became the boss of Mihoyo, a company on the verge of bankruptcy.
At this moment, he accidentally awakened the time-travel system, which allowed him to invite game characters from the original world to visit him.
He first tried to invite Nashida to Blue Star, and from then on he came up with the idea of making "Genshin Impact".
Let Nashida shoot the character PV "Happy Birthday" first, and make all the players on the Internet cry!
"Genshin Impact" has unsurprisingly become a hit on the entire Internet. At the same time, as more and more Genshin Impact characters have traveled through time and space, the company's painting style has gradually become strange.
"Lei Dianying: How dare you say I can't cook? Look, I'm going to chop this rice fool into pieces with my Wuxiang knife!"
"Kamisato Ayaka: I want to protest! Why do people laugh at me and call me 'Da Jia Gui Xiu'?"
“Ganyu: Stop talking about my dark history as a child! If you do, I’ll let you guys have a taste of how powerful Teyvat RPG is!”
"Hutao: The Blue Star branch of Wangshengtang officially opens today! Grand opening promotion, buy one get one free!"
"Dolly: Dolly's magical shop has everything. Don't miss it if you pass by!"
After traveling through the world of Build and becoming a test subject in Faust, Onoue Takumi was a little panicked at first, but he suddenly discovered that there was a chat group in his consciousness...
Rick, the undead human ancestor of Hearts 2, Den-O's future brother-in-law, etc...
Two Kamen Rider fan fiction books with over one million words have been completed.
After waking up, Mingyao found herself transformed into a tabby cat and successfully became a garden bully.
Tail sweeps fallen leaves, punches bully dogs!
Until she picked up a wounded rare snow fox, and couldn't help but touch its fluffy tail.
Hmm... so soft.
Addicted...
Facts prove that you have to pay back for what you do.
Later, for countless days and nights, Mingyao was wrapped tightly by the furry tail, and there was no way to say no~
...
The tragedy happened more than once.
No matter what Mingyao dressed up, you could see a familiar figure.
Sled dogs, long-tailed tits, giant pandas...
Beiyan was everywhere.
Until one day, Mingyao found herself turned back into a human, and Beiyan, who had always been with her, became a 1.9-meter-tall silver-haired handsome man.
His thin lips hooked, and his dangerous eyes fell on her: Do you still want to touch the furry tail?
Mingyao: !!!
Reincarnated as the female leader of a nomadic tribe, Shoukang Xiuqiu commands ten thousand people. They lack clothes and food, and winter is approaching fast. The tribe suggests she lead raids to steal grain from the Central Plains people. She immediately slaps the suggestion away and angrily scolds them, "How can we stoop to being beasts?"
Just when she’s starving, a beautiful young woman from the Central Plains arrives, offering a thousand shi (a measure) of grain as payment, asking her to rescue her brother who is trapped in the Anubi tribe. The tribe scoffs, saying, "Anubi has forty thousand troops. Let alone that we can't defeat them, Anubi and us share a common ancestor. Why would we help you fight our own people?"
Shoukang Xiuqiu sees the beautiful woman—pitiful and lonely, with no one by her side—and thinks, if she’s not rescued, she’ll probably be kidnapped by another tribe and become a breeding slave. How miserable that would be. Plus, they’re running out of food. Without hesitation, she agrees: "Alright, I’ll go to Anubi and get your brother back."
Her tribe warns her, "Leader, we’re the lowest-ranked tribe. By the rules of the steppe, we don’t even have the right to enter Anubi’s territory."
Shoukang Xiuqiu’s face is expressionless as she replies, "Then we’ll just set a fire, force them to come out and talk to me. That way it won’t count as us entering!"
The tribe’s jaws drop in shock: "Uh!!! Leader, are you serious? How can we possibly fight them?"
She boldly declares, "I’m just inviting them to join our big family, to strengthen our forces. If they refuse, then we’ll join them. Either way, we’ll get your brother back."
The tribe mutters: "Such a fierce woman!"
The beautiful woman from the Central Plains looks at this demon named Shoukang Xiuqiu with wide, amazed eyes, filled with great interest.
From then on, the tribe called Aguan, once unknown in the chaotic era of the Hu people, stormed northwards, slaughtering Hu soldiers and tyrants. The world was stunned, and they became famous overnight. Later, they established Western Wei, uniting all ethnic groups in a flourishing era, ending a century of chaos in the Central Plains.
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One day in the camp, Shoukang Xiuqiu was being teased by her subordinates again.
"She’s obviously a Hu woman, but she kills Hu people so enthusiastically, you’d think she was from the Central Plains."
"Exactly, and she even married such a beautiful wife."
"What does that have to do with the leader marrying a wife?"
"It means she’s a henpecked husband. We call her the 'wife controls the hitter,' or simply 'wife rules.'"
Shoukang Xiuqiu was so angry she wanted to beat up those bastards. Suddenly, a soft, fragrant body hugged her from behind, sweetly whining, "Ah Xiu, Ah Xiu, I found something I like."
Her expression softened instantly, full of affection. "What has my lady found this time? Buy, buy, buy! We have money to spare!"
Xiao Hao nuzzled her cheek. "There’s a plain near the sea in the southern country, perfect for growing lychees and longans—you know how much you love them. So I want to buy some."
"Buy it! I’ll send the carts right away."
Xiao Hao suddenly whimpered and complained, "But they say I’m a fox spirit, a calamity to the country, and refuse to sell to me. Not only that, they say they wouldn’t even throw it on the ground to feed the dogs."
"The southern country dares slander my lady like that!" Shoukang Xiuqiu’s killing intent rose. "Bring me the marching maps! From now on, we’ll never be short of lychees again."
"Once we conquer them, we’ll eat for free and to our heart’s content!"
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Because of lychees, the southern king whose country was destroyed muttered:
"Damn! Those treacherous merchants fooled me!"
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Theme: Embrace the light, be strong and unyielding.
The day Xu Ziran went from being a successful adult back to a short high schooler, she thought: This has got to be a conspiracy!
But someone who’s succeeded once can certainly succeed again. Xu Ziran rolled up her sleeves, ready to rebuild her business empire. The result——
[Ding——Host is too far from the target individual. Please remain within 100 meters.]
[Ding——Host, your target individual is feeling very upset. Please raise their happiness level above 50 points.]
[Ding——Host, you need rest. If you continue overexerting yourself, you will be forced into a sleep mode.]
What the hell?! Other people’s systems help them reach the pinnacle of life—why is her system just here to cause her trouble?!
In short, it’s the story of a former life winner who goes back in time, sets out to win at life again… and ends up falling in love along the way.
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Important Notes for Readers:
1. As usual, this takes place in an alternate world. If there are any bugs, that’s totally normal.
2. It’s 1v1. A literary, healing-type top student × A fake-loli, cheat-code-using life winner.
3. The golden finger (cheat) sparkles brightly.
4. Updates come before midnight. Any other time is just typo corrections.
5. A slow-burn slice-of-life growth story.
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Tags: Rebirth · Inspirational Life · Sweet Romance
Search Keywords: Main Characters: Xu Ziran, Qiu Yurou ┃ Supporting: Tian Jiaqi, Cheng Haoyan, some classmates ┃ Others: Rebirth, system, childhood friends, school life, striving for success