Yan Qing is a god-tier mission-taker in the world of transmigrated novels.
She can tear apart scumbags and effortlessly dominate face-slapping plots, or act cute and obedient in white moonlight storylines.
There’s nothing she can’t fake—only things you haven’t thought of.
Her final task before retirement is to enter an infinite horror game script and play the role of a weak, useless, and dramatic flower vase cannon fodder character who can’t lift a finger.
Yan Qing scans the character profile and nods in satisfaction.
Perfect—an empty beauty with no substance? Just her style.
So, she becomes the No. 1 fangirl trailing behind the villainous lord, shouting cheers and waving flags—fragile and weak.
When the young lord Shi Yan gives her an indifferent, scrutinizing look, Yan Qing innocently returns the gaze:
“Thanks for asking, I’m just a total useless vase.”
The entire team thinks Yan Qing is just a pretty little trash with only maxed-out luck—until one day they enter a dungeon with SSS-level difficulty.
Everyone gets completely suppressed, unable to move…
Except the “vase” of the team, who walks out of a room yawning—then casually dismantles the entire instance with a few smooth moves.
Everyone:
“You’re calling that a useless vase?!”
Shi Yan has a secret.
He knew from the moment he first met Yan Qing…
That she was lying to him.
〖Fantasy, magic fairy, science fiction cyber, epic novel, immersive, group story, slow pace〗
Me! Crazy! The most cunning and cruelest goblin boss of the Spiderfang clan! My Squiggle companion can tear the intestines of a big guy in one bite, and my stone can hit the head more accurately than a catapult! The magic branch in my hand? Now it’s a "head-splitting" staff that can split steel shrimps! My cunning traps are all over the forest and desert, and my WAAAGH roar can scare the hell out of my enemies!
I am not the shrimps' nightmare - I am their doomsday! Want to read my story? Get ready to hear the shrimps' screams of regret! WAAAAAAGH!!!
〖Just like King of Glory and Chicken Battlefield, they are indeed popular games worthy of praise, but the author is more intoxicated by Red Dead Redemption, Cyberpunk 2077, Kingdom Come Deliverance, and the Warhammer series. These beautiful worlds make people intoxicated. Thank you for your support~!!!〗
Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.
Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.
Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.
The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.
The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.
On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.
The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.
Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.
Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.
Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.
Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.
> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”
Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”
> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?
Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”
> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”
Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:
> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”
Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:
> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”
Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:
> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”
Xiao Yunfei: “??????”
I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?
You really are a woman in mourning, huh!
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Tags: Light-hearted
Main Character POV
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One-sentence summary:
Took home a Princess Royal by accident.
At the beginning, he took the initiative to lead the zero-level rookie to fly: Believe in me, and I will lead you to stand proudly on the top of the nine realms! As the reincarnation of the legendary supreme pureblood, can Mo Lan tolerate this? ? ? .....He can! Master, Dad, take me to fly, I don’t want to work hard anymore!
In the world of professional baseball, pitchers and batters are often seen as the biggest rivals - in the more than 100 years of baseball history, only the "God of Baseball" Babe Ruth briefly served as both roles at the same time.
When a talented teenager decides to master both pitching and hitting, what kind of wave will he create in this sport?
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the dual-wielding technique made a brilliant appearance.
Traveling through the world of comprehensive martial arts, Xia An awakens the god-level corpse-touching system, as long as he touches the corpse, he can get various rewards!
I wanted to develop wretchedly, but I just became a six-door patrol, and I was ruthless at the beginning!
Ruthless: “The pervert will die!”
Xia An: “Obviously you rushed up by yourself, so can you go down to the ground now…”
With being involved in various disputes, Xia An’s strength is constantly increasing.
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for touching Ye Gucheng’s body, gaining 20 years of internal strength, flying immortal sword moves from heaven and earth.”
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for touching Yang Dingtian’s corpse, gaining a hundred years of skill, and moving the universe.”
…
Many years later, Emperor Ming looked at Xia An with a wry smile.
“Wu Wang, why don’t you be the emperor?”
The beautiful, vicious and scumbag Sheng Jiaoyang hijacked a system, defected from the Spacetime Administration, became a freelancer, and began to happily make trouble in various worlds.
As a result, everyone turned into a lunatic.
The dandy second son on campus, the playboy of a wealthy group, the dangerous and powerful sea monster, the cold and noble overlord... These should have been the chosen ones with a smooth life, but they all met the troublemaker Sheng Jiaoyang.
Jiaoyang: "This is all because I'm too beautiful."
System: "..."
I was originally just an ordinary young man in his twenties named Bai Li, but because I asked a blue goddess of wisdom to become a god, I was reincarnated as a system god by accident.
'The Greatly Compassionate System God who saves the suffering'? Just as I was puzzled by this inexplicable deity and the vague voice, a mysterious bird, Anan, flew over and explained my responsibilities as a System God.
Minami Kotori, one of the legendary nine idols in the world of "LoveLive", under the guidance of Anan, she became the first host of me, the system god.
You're telling me to let this soft girl become the savior?!
But when I saw the portrait of Minami Kotaro, my entire cerebellum shrank.
"Minami Kotaro, that's my father's name."
The worlds are merging, the original heroes have disappeared for unknown reasons, but enemies from various worlds continue to appear in the world.
Golugom, the villain Dio, and even...Conan.
"Bai Li, stop talking nonsense! It's clearly a black organization!"
Once the system is bound, it cannot be easily released. Therefore, Bai Li can only bite the bullet and train the original soft girl into a Showa macho man with real punches.
"You bastard, you're not a human anymore. Take my knight's kick!"
"Anan, tell me, when did the little bird become like this?"
"I believe this is the fault of the System God."
The training was very successful, even a little too much. Looking at the girl who spoke rudely and had an extremely wild fighting style, Bai Li died with relief.
Volume 1 Keywords: Kamen Rider Black LoveLive Conan Jojo
Bei Ming woke up and found himself in a mysterious world of resurrection.
The most terrifying thing was that he was near Baishui Town and there was no living person around.
Fortunately, at the beginning of his journey, Bei Ming had already controlled the first ghost, which gave him the ability to survive.
Ghost - Absolutely sharp, you can cut through anything except gold, whether it is a person, ghost, ghost cave, supernatural props, supernatural items, curses, mediums,
Yang Jian: This thing is a bug, can you imagine that the sight of my ghost eyes can be cut by this thing?
Human skin paper: Stay away from him, because I can't get anything about him, even the foreknowledge can be cut by him.
The word defeat did not exist for Wei Congying in his relationships.
But the biggest joke was after the prodigal son returned and realized he was someone else’s stand-in.
Three years after breaking up, while sitting in a fast food place in the Isle of Mann, he saw her and discovered an something even more laughable…
He was still in love with this heartless person.