Chief Jia: "You sell pirated discs and you also want to make a movie?"

Wu Yuan: "The wind suddenly rises and ruffles a pool of spring water."

Chief Jia: "Speak humanly!"

Wu Yuan: "None of your business!"

...

Dreaming back to the millennium, at this time, the fifth generation of directors has become famous, the sixth generation of directors are still struggling underground, and the best era of Chinese-language films has just begun.

Looking up at the world, Wu Yuan chose to plunge into the film industry.

"I only come here to do three things, which are: Make literary and artistic films! Make commercial films! Make commercial and artistic films!"

(China Entertainment, director, single female protagonist.)

In the world of martial arts, he has mastered martial arts and is invincible with his fists! In the world of Ming Dynasty, he was unscrupulous and the best in the world! Hold life and death with your hands, break the void with your fists! Among the white snakes, a picture of ten thousand monsters is drawn! Cover the world, dominate the world, and intimidate the forbidden area! In perfection, I am the Demon King! During the journey to the west, he was a master of Taoism and held the power of Lingshan Mountain! Among the Conferred Gods, the Four Saints laid down their Immortal Killing Swords... Gu Shaoshang projected his image to the heavens, and embarked on a journey step by step until he bullied the heavens!

The new book "Da Dao Ji" has been released, and those who are interested can take a look.

The superior doctor treats the disease before it is sick, the traditional Chinese medicine treats the disease of desire, and the inferior doctor treats the disease already!

Yu Zhiming (serious face): You don’t have to believe it, but I have to say that you will get cancer in the next year...

PS:

Book lovers who are waiting for the update can read the excellent completed old books "The Wonderful Doctor" and "The Cheating Resident"!

This is a world full of demons and dangers.

Qin Shaoyou, who has traveled here, is a member of the Demon Suppression Division with the highest reincarnation rate.

Looking at the weird painted skins, the cunning fox demons, the terrifying snake spirits, and the evil spirits posing as gods and Buddhas…

Qin Shaoyou drooled that he wanted to eat.

Close the door, boil the water, let’s have dinner today!

A strange creature inexplicably descended upon the earth, and a "strange virus" that could infect everything was raging like a plague, and the space for human activities was constantly compressed.

Facing the impending doomsday, what was Sun Hang's choice...?

Of course, he would give that strange creature a slap in the face first.

At the end of the dynasty, demons and monsters abounded, clans and sects were rampant!

The strange world in ancient legends has come to reality!

Qin Jiang came here and obtained the potential panel.

From [Five Animals Play] to [Green Emperor's Record of Longevity], from [Iron Arm Fist] to [Ten Directions Hegemony Record]!

With unlimited potential and martial arts, punch this strange and chaotic world of demons and monsters!

Break the limits of the human body, break the limits of martial arts, and suppress the world in the name of hegemony fist!

......

"Immortals are mountain people?"

"So that's it... Big is power, power is strong, and becoming bigger is becoming stronger! The so-called immortal is that people become as big as mountains!"

"Come! Let me see, between you and me, who is the real immortal!"

The gourmet critic Gu Zheng was selected by Tie (Tie) Immortal to become the successor of Tie Immortal. Under the various tests of Tie Immortal's spirit weapon, he improved himself and eventually became the greatest food immortal in history.

(Gu Zheng: "Immortal World also divides ingredients into grades? The best ingredients on earth are just ordinary grades? You ask me to use the existing ingredients to make the highest-grade delicacies. If you come out, I will definitely not hit you!)

Simple version:

This is the story of a toy merchant with some conscience but not much who sells toys in the world of Kamen Rider.

Full version:

"Neon City, Neon City, the museum organization collapsed,

The bastard bastard boss Ryube Sonosaki ran away with his little kitten.

We don't have any way to use the memory to offset wages.

The original price is more than 100 yuan, more than 200 yuan, more than 300 yuan, and the memory is 20 yuan.

20 bucks, 20 bucks, all, 20 bucks, all, 20 bucks.

Oh, little sister, don’t leave!

In addition to selling memories, we also sell coins, switches, rings, and small fruits! If you don’t want this, we also have bottles, toy cassettes, eyeballs and so on! "

"Arthur, why are you arresting me? I am a toy merchant!"

The prostitute of the Feng family was actually reduced to living in a haunted house.

At first, everyone thought that she would cry, make trouble, and hang herself, but she was quiet every day, without making noise, and set up a fortune-telling stall to earn living expenses.

A few months later, everyone in the Feng family invited her back.

She smiled and shook her head. Going back to the Feng family, there are no female ghosts to do housework.

Behind him, Lord Wei, who is the master of the city, aggressively embraced his fiancée in his arms, “My wife is timid, don’t scare her.”

All the ghosts who were caught, “Are you talking nonsense?”

Just when everyone was waiting for Master Wei to cancel his marriage with his nominal fiancée, they actually waited for the news of their engagement.

Outside the nickname, Master Wei married Miss Feng’s family.

Impossible, Mr. Wei is ascetic, mysterious and low-key, never letting women come within one meter of him.

Master Wei was full of smiles, “Nian Nian, where do you want to go to catch ghosts tonight?”