Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

A Chinese assistant director was in a car accident and rushed to New York, USA, and became the only heir to the Morgan family, the world's second largest financial group. In this life, he will walk from darkness to light, controlling the consortium with his left hand and the camera with his right hand...

"The Supreme in Three Realms" is a passionate continuation!

Swallow the world and mountains with your palms, and step on the sun, moon and stars.

The young Qin Yi brought a mysterious scroll and entered the world of Shenhuang. From then on, the starry sky, the earth, and all living beings began to witness an eternal and immortal legend.

When I laugh, all living beings laugh; when I am angry, the heavens are shaken.

(High-tech + biotechnology + wish-fulfillment story + technological monopoly + protagonist conducts research on his own)

"Officer, I have a report! A senior high school student named Lu Yun from Hongcheng No. 2 High School is illegally buying and selling kidneys!"

Inside the interrogation room, Chen Weihua, an organ trafficker who had just been arrested and imprisoned, had barely sat down when he began to report and expose others.

Police raided and arrested Lu Yun, and interrogated him:

"Your father needs a kidney transplant, so you buy a kidney to save him, but do you know that this is a crime?"

Lu Yun: "I used a kidney cloned from my father's cells. May I ask which law I broke?"

Soon, a DNA report was released.

[The kidney gene sequence matches Lu Yun's father's 100%; the source is legal!]

The police were all dumbfounded.

It turns out that Lu Yun had already gained the ability to "absolutely control the body" and deciphered the secrets of the human body.

Kidney cloning is just the beginning.

Conquering cancer, developing superhuman armor, reversing aging, developing meme technology, and evolving into superhumans... will all be realized.

When Lu Yun's superhuman evolution serum caused the entire population of Dongda University to evolve, countries like the US were completely dumbfounded: "We're still on Earth, how did the entire Dongda University population evolve into superhumans?"

Countries rushed to appeal: "Mr. Lu, science has no borders. Please open up your technologies such as organ cloning, gene evolution, superhuman armor, rejuvenation, and superhuman evolution."

Lu Yun: "Sorry, scientists have national borders."

[All-out lordship + Undead scourge + Invincible sweep + No female lead]

Shen Chi transmigrates to the era of lords vying for supremacy among myriad races.

Starting with the weakest Undead talent and a useless barracks with an abandoned grave, everyone mocks you.

but……

[bite!]

[Your unclaimed grave has automatically evolved into an ancient battlefield]

What? The Undead Lord can only recruit fragile skeletons at the start?

Shen Chi: "Excuse me, I have an ancient battlefield."

—An ancient battlefield of gods, spanning nine hundred million miles, where countless races fell and even gods perished!

Now, this land without a master is entirely under my control!

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A weapon nobody wants? I'll take it!

A gold-grade rusted dagger, a diamond-grade bloodstained greatbow, a legendary longsword of annihilation, a mythical staff of the weeping goddess…

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The slumbering spirits of countless races? Recruit them directly!

Skeleton General, Ancient Dragon Corpse, Undead Titan, Skeleton Archangel, Necromancer Leviathan, Undead Jormungandr...

The recruited undead are becoming increasingly outrageous, even—

The Fallen Mermaid Emperor

Fallen Dragon Ancestor

Fallen Sword Immortal

Fallen Sun God

Shen Chi: As a lord of the undead, it's not unreasonable for him to recruit fallen gods, is it?

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An invasion from beyond the realm has occurred; the evil race has descended.

The demigod-level evil race viewed all living beings as ants: "There are no gods left in this world. We can conquer cities and territories and slaughter all races!"

However, when Shen Chi arrived, they were horrified!

Shen Chi sat upright in the Temple of Death, wielding the power of the underworld.

And beside him, there were gods who had long since fallen!

"I'm sorry, even the gods are just my servants."

[Original content + Premonition of death + Mystery + National destiny + Live broadcast + Suspense + Thriller]

Ghost tales descend, eeriness invades.

One person from each country will be chosen as the lucky one to enter countless bizarre and hidden worlds of strange and mysterious rules.

If the border is cleared, the country will be able to get a brief respite!

If we fail, the rules will be applied, and the city will be devastated, with cries of despair echoing everywhere!

This time, Su Li became the chosen one, representing the Great Xia Kingdom in the world of supernatural tales.

When he opened his eyes, he found himself back in his teenage years, in his high school dormitory.

Gujiang Middle School is a prestigious school with a long history, having nurtured countless outstanding individuals over the years. We hope that all students will hold themselves to high standards and become another source of pride for Gujiang Middle School!

Welcome to Gujiang Middle School! Our dormitories are our home; safety and hygiene depend on everyone.

1. Each dormitory room has four beds. You may not sleep in someone else's bed without permission.

2. Students should help each other, be kind to others, and not directly reject others' kindness.

3. The water in the hot water room is sterilized at high temperatures and can be used for washing and drinking. Additionally, purified water is provided in the study rooms. Please bring your own container if you wish to drink the water.

4. Pets are prohibited in the dormitory. If an animal shows signs of aggression towards you, immediately enter your room and do not attempt to fight it.

...

Lin Mo, who traveled to Teyvat, lived on thin ice for sixteen years and successfully activated the system.

However, after seeing the name of the system, Lin Mo fell into deep thought. What the hell is the Bengtie Counterattack System?

You traveled to the Collapse Iron World and struggled to survive for thirty years. After struggling for your entire life, you were unable to find your destiny. When you left Rivet Town, you suddenly saw Clara surrounded by wanderers. What would you choose?

[Option 1: Turn a blind eye. Clara is protected by a suicide bomber. Everything you do is meaningless and will only put you in danger. (Reward: Clara's red coat)]

[Option 2: Draw your sword and help. How dare a mere homeless person bully a barefoot little girl? (Reward: Automated Robot War Dog 1.0)]

[Option 3: Clean up while you're at it. Being able to take care of the homeless while also having a grateful little girl like Clara attached to me is a real steal! (Reward: Clara's Force of Destiny skill branch - [I Want to Help Too]]

Looking at the options that appeared, Lin Mo looked at Klee who was surrounded by Hilichurls in the distance, and immediately fell into deep thought.

Clara = Klee, what about the others? ...

[System + Action + Thrilling Story + Data = Guaranteed to Create a Powerful Boost]

Lin Ke traveled back to the 2003-04 season and became a member of the 2003 Golden Generation!

Good news: Lin Ke has become the runner-up!

Bad news: Lin Ke has been drafted by the Pistons!

Lin Ke, who has memories of his past life, knows that Darko Milicic, the worst draft pick, only averaged 4.7 minutes of playing time per game in his rookie season! Even LeBron James would be humbled by him!

"Ding! Congratulations, host! System activated!"

Lin Ke knew he was good again!

[Minimum Spending System]: Initial minimum spending data (Tier 1): 2+1+1+1+1 (Points + Assists + Rebounds + Blocks + Steals)!

For each win a game, the team will receive 1 [System Point]!

Consuming 10 [System Points] will allow you to set the minimum spending requirement...

She was the godly thief of the 24th century, yet she was reincarnated as a good-for-nothing idiot with no parents. Not only that, she had to bend her will according to her relatives’ mood. Idiot? Trash? Very well, sooner or later, she will show these group of silly earthlings what it means to be too late for regrets!

Battle-qi? Magic? Her talent on both magic and martial arts will mortify every genius in existence. The position of the clan chief? The mythological Vermilion Bird? Want them? So sorry~ She already took them!

But who will tell her, that the cute boy who gets carsick easily was really the mythological Vermilion Bird? Then, what about the elder that’s residing in her body, just which deity does that mysterious soul belong to? Furthermore……

Why was it that other people’s companion were those kind of domineering, and incomparably mighty type. Why was it the ones around her were either an evil merchant or a sly fox, a useless nerd or a playboy, the worst is this sick pretty boy! What happened to ruling the world, and standing above all else? Please don’t f*ck with me!