[Lighthearted and humorous][Purely entertaining][Super socially conscious][Mischievous little devil][Alternate history][Archaeological elements][Little girlfriend][No nagging, no stifling, stifling is the author's fault][Super satisfying]

My name is Li Xiao, the "Xiao" in "arrogant".

Li Er: You unfilial son, you've gone too far...

Huh? Old Deng? You yelled at me? Hang it on the Taiji Hall.

Changsun Wuji: Your Majesty, I beg for the removal of Princess Changle on behalf of my son…

Huh? Uncle? He's after my sister? Incestuous relations? He's got a damn good reputation.

Cheng Yaojin: Your Majesty, waaaaah, my old ox, missing his deceased wife, jumped off a cliff and committed suicide yesterday.

Huh? Brother Cheng? The ox is dead again? I'll take it and hang it in the Taiji Hall first, so it won't bother me anymore.

Empress Zhangsun: Xiao'er, you little rascal, are you up to your old tricks again?

Huh? Me? Holy crap?

"Oh my, my dearest mother, I've missed you so much! You must be tired from walking. Let me give you a massage."

[A system that can only become stronger by fooling people] + [Cthulhu] + [Western Fantasy] + [Funny] + [No Harem]

Teammate A: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Blessing], right?

Rupert: I will play the Devil's Whisper for you on a loop, it's the same, you will have nothing to fear.

Teammate B: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Shield], right?

Rupert: I'll give you a [Void Tentacle] to attach to your body. Don't think it's ugly, it will protect you.

Teammate C: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Healing Aura], right?

Rupert: How about I get you all a few [Devouring Fangs] and you can suck them yourselves.

Teammate Ding: Rupert, you should know the healing skill that all trainee priests know, right?

Rupert: This one really does exist, but I rely on it to deal damage.

Teammate:! @#￥%...

A man who is becoming more and more like a weird and deviant priest, a man with multiple identities.

His story started with deceiving people. At that time, he didn't tell a single truth...

The revival of spiritual energy and the rise of martial arts

Lin Yi, a high school senior of average talent, unexpectedly awakens the Martial Arts Platform, which not only accelerates his cultivation but also grants him the talent of the strongest race in the heavens.

The ultimate power of the Heavenly Horned Ant, the Thunder Emperor who reigns supreme over thunder, the Nine-Leaf Sword Grass of the Grass Sword Technique...

From then on, Lin Yi defied fate and changed his destiny.

Until one day, his exceptionally talented younger sister said she was a reincarnated person...

A roulette wheel connects all things in the dimension, and everything you want is available.

Twelve talismans, Sharingan, Calabash Doll, Haki, Thunder Breathing Technique...Talent, skills, physique, bloodline, everything is here.

"Three generations have been poor through gambling, and gambling has ruined their lives. But when I first became a pirate, hell started, and the BOSS took advantage of me. How could I not smoke?"

Ron, who had just been reincarnated by a dumpster driver who had just been pushed out of his performance, angrily took a picture of the lottery. From then on, money is just a passerby!

Some years later,

Ron stood on the top of Mary Joa, caressing the back of his head with one hand, and cast a stern look.

"This throne of the sea has stood in decay for eight hundred years, and it is time to end. From today on, I will stand in the sky!"

The earthquake hinders the stars!

The twin meteorites, filled with thunderous heat, smashed through the clouds and crashed down toward the holy land below!

(I really don’t know how to write an introduction. Just read the beginning.)

Baicao Poetry for College Students of Traditional Chinese Medicine in the New Century,

Accidentally transmigrated into the little widow of the same name in the book, and is also bound to a not-so-serious “Herb Garden System”.

When the little widow went to the mountain to dig grass, she rescued a beautiful young man who was dying, but was slandered by her elder sister-in-law to sink the pig cage into the pond.

As an expedient measure, the young man married Baicaoshi.

The Baicao Poetry, which is properly controlled by the face, can’t bear the beauty of the mouth to fly, and said boldly:

“You are in charge of being as beautiful as a flower, and I am in charge of planting grass to support the family!”

The system rewards psyllium seeds, commonly known as weeds,

Baicaoshi raised ducks and opened the first Quanjufang Roast Duck Restaurant in Dayan Country by the way;

The system rewards Zoysia seeds, commonly known as green grass,

Baicaoshi adapted measures to local conditions and opened the first VIP golf course in Dayan Country, and the chuiwan movement has become popular all over the country since then;

The system rewards Cordyceps sinensis seeds, with a gold prescription medical book,

Baicaoshi opened a pharmacy, launched pharmacy meals, and launched cosmeceuticals,

Established the Baicao Conservation Base, founded the Materia Medica Academy and trading center, and became famous as a miracle doctor.

Ying Zhexu, a gifted genius since he was a child, was framed by a traitor and became a sick and weak boy living outside.

“I originally came from the Asura Sea of ​​Hell, so what qualifications do I have to give you happiness?”

However, with her favor, the young man, who has seen the warmth and coldness of the world, is finally unwilling to let go.

All the herbs in the world are inferior to you, you are my only medicine stone.

Up to the poor and down to the underworld, destined to be with you.

Yan Shuiyi’s first ancient Chinese novel after transformation,

A brand new story about Materia Medica under Heaven.

PS: 1v1 Shuangjie, this article is superficial, please do not research it.

Traveling to the world of cultivating immortals, Chu Ning, who was born as a mortal and had mediocre qualifications, could only start from the most miserable and tiring job as a handyman disciple.

Practicing the most basic Jiuyin body training technique, unexpectedly refreshed the talent [Yinmu Spiritual Body]:

1. Significantly increase the speed of practicing wood attribute skills and spells;

2. The wood attribute skills you practice can block prying eyes and reveal the strength of your magic power at will.

Seeing this talent, Chu Ning decisively chose to be a handyman disciple growing spiritual plants, preparing to grow steadily and live forever.

But he found that his talent was still being refreshed.

Practice Qingmu Changchun Gong and refresh...

Immortality, stable!

[Fresh article upgrades quickly][Not suppressing realm][Not a saint][Not a gentleman, revenge from morning to night]

Tiancang Continent.

Qin Shou traveled through time and space to become the young master of Qingyun Sect. He was accidentally caught for peeping at the eldest elder's daughter taking a bath. When he was removed from the position of young master, he awakened the "Geely System".

What? Just recharge money and you'll become stronger?

Is it not strong enough just because you haven’t charged enough money?

One thousand top-grade spirit stones to become the king!

Ten thousand top-grade spirit stones are enough to claim the title!

Can you become a saint instantly with just one hundred thousand?

[System: Come on, young man, recharge a little more and you will become a strong one.]

Qin Shou went completely crazy and embarked on the road of making money with no return.

A tomb robbery hole was discovered in the ancestral tomb of the holy land!

The Supreme of the Forbidden Zone was robbed at home!

The Holy Son and Holy Daughter were kidnapped during their training!

Didi's substitute, sacks fall from the sky!

"I will tie up the Holy Son that you dare not tie up!"

"I will level the restricted area that you dare not level!"

"When a goose passes by, its feathers are plucked; when an animal leaves, its skin is left. This is me—Nicholas, the Bandit Qin."

Qin Shou: You guys take your time to practice, I will become invincible first!

Fang Che transmigrated into a High-Martial World, accompanied by the system that every transmigrator needs. It's just that this system... seems to have arrived fifty years too early?!

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, for binding the Elderly Comeback System!]

Fang Che: "Not cool, buddy, I'm only 18!"

[Ding! Quest issued: Strengthen your martial arts heart. Disregarding danger to your life, publicly insult your childhood friend, a Sixth-tier martial artist, to resolve your inner demons!]

Looking at his childhood friend, who only had the strength of a Seventh-level Apprentice, Fang Che fell into deep thought.

[Ding! Quest issued: Make up for past regrets. Mend your relationship with Martial Emperor Bai Ruoxi, your deskmate from 50 years ago whom you haven't contacted!]

Fang Che: "?"

"Seems like a simple meal of pork ribs with braised noodles would do it, huh..."

[Ding! Your childhood friend, enraged by the insult, sent a Fourth-tier subordinate to seek revenge. Please survive the enemy's attack until help arrives.]

Fang Che punched the subordinate flying...

[Ding! A beast tide is approaching. Lure away the Beast King, the Crimson Flame Qilin...]

Looking at the Third-tier monster in front of him, which resembled a small dog, Fang Che fell silent again...

"System, buddy, are all your quests this easy?"

After exploring the glowing hole on the rock wall of the tiankeng, hiker Wang Yu traveled to the courtyard world and found that the glowing hole was a light door that could be opened to travel to another world. From then on, Wang Yu lived a leisurely life in the courtyard world, explored and searched for arms in the other world, traveled back and forth between the two worlds, practiced martial arts, and cultivated immortality, living a free and easy life.

Evan has time-traveled once again.

His first time traveling was from Earth to the D&D world, where he went through trials and tribulations and became a sorcerer of the Universal School.

However, a fierce battle ended his second life.

When Evan opened his eyes again, he was surprised to find that he had once again traveled to a magical world that was both familiar and strange.

An owl flapped its wings and flew swiftly, delivering his Hogwarts acceptance letter, but the timeline he arrived in was 1971.

In 1971, a turbulent era, the Demon King was stirring, the Phoenix perched high in the castle, and the towers of Nurmengard remained tightly shut.

And those future heroes—Lupin, Sirius, James, Lily, Snape… at this moment, they are just innocent teenagers, unknowingly walking into the vortex of fate.

This is a glorious era, though not detailed in the original work, it is equally magnificent and filled with brilliant stars.

However, for Evan at this moment, the first thing he needs to solve is how to restore his spellcasting ability in this world without a magic network and with scarce magic power.

Or perhaps, he could go even further, relying on more advanced magical research concepts, gathering a group of intelligent and powerful companions, and launching a magical revolution that would change the entire magical world.

In any case, the times are waiting for Evan's actions.

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The timeline is set in 1971, in the same year as Sirius Black, Lupin, and Snape. The protagonist has mastered the spell system of D&D, has no system, breaks up the original pairings, is slow-paced, not mindless, and will seriously consider the plot.