If Minato Namikaze hadn't died in Naruto, and if Bibi Dong hadn't entered the secret room in Douluo Continent...

Unexpectedly transported to a time of human crisis, I become a professional dream interpreter...

New author, new book, synopsis is lacking, thank you all for your support.

Reborn back to the 1970s, a time when people were hungry and hungry all the time, and when you needed receipts to buy things.

His father is a retired soldier, his mother has five children, and Su Yu is the third child in the family. He has a younger brother and sister, and an older brother and sister. He started to change the family's situation by hunting.

Fang Yu, who has practiced for nearly five thousand years, still hasn’t broken through the key refining period… Now its the modern period in earth. “I might be in the key refining period but you don’t want to mess with me”.

Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

The ninja world today is distorted because there are many 'evil' things in the ninja world. These 'evil' things have created a chaotic situation and bred countless pains, disasters, and tragedies..." "Daimyo who levies heavy taxes, high-ranking officials obsessed with power, beasts who slaughter their entire clan, brain-sick bootlickers... If these insects continue to exist in the ninja world, the ninja world will become more and more sick." "And I will purge the entire ninja world with absolute justice!" - said Uchiha Ikeizumi, a Konoha senior ninja who adheres to the concept of [absolute justice]. Absolute justice ensures that justice will never be late. ...ps: There is already a completed Naruto fan fiction "Naruto, Be My Son" with tens of thousands of orders, welcome to read it.

[Selling jars + Neutral + Ability to travel to all realms + No female lead]

Xia Wen transmigrated to the world of One Piece and awakened the [Multiverse Jar System].

He can get the same thing as long as he sells a jar.

Furthermore, selling a certain quantity will also grant you exclusive jars and other benefits such as shop owner privileges.

[Rumble-Rumble Fruit] + [Unthinkable Slash] = Thor Nami!!!

[Eight Gates] + [Six Treasures Immortal Thief] = One-Punch Kaido!!!

[Demon God Manifestation - Essence of the Demon] + [Heart Cleansing Mantra] = Absolute Zero Kuzan!!!

When Shirahoshi encountered the shrinking lamp, she shrunk to a normal human size. When Shanks ate a Senzu Bean, he grew a new arm.

When Akainu drew his Ryuuka sword, Jakka, it ignited the sea. When Crocodile sat atop the Creation Engine, contemplating the future.

When Luffy opened the One Piece manga, he learned about the future developments.

Everyone was suddenly awakened to find that the sea had become completely unfamiliar!

Navy Headquarters: All Rear Admirals and above, get the chance to open cans!

The four emperors temporarily put aside their grudges and reached a consensus: let's get our hands on the jar first!

The Five Elders held an emergency meeting: We must stop Xia Wen from selling the cans! We must maintain world stability!

When Im awoke from his slumber and learned that there were several Nika Devil Fruit users in the ocean, he felt as if the sky had fallen!

The strongmen who emerged from the jar shop all headed towards the sea, solely to spread the word about the jar shop's greatness.

Thus, a new legend was born on the high seas: "Better to offend the Four Emperors than the Jar Merchant!"

Now... it's the era of big can opening!

Rowling, who traveled through time because he didn't wear a helmet when fishing, awakened the fishing system to become stronger. He started with one rod and relied on fishing for all his equipment

. Fishing in Windmill Village, SSS-level Dragon Maid Thor was delivered - I really don't want to be a dragon knight! It smells so good!

Fishing in Shimokatsuki Village, the famous sword Ganjiang Moye

was delivered. Fishing in Rogue Town, SS-level Pirate King Roger was delivered with full-level domineering color domineering

...

Fishing in Egghead Island, Android 18

was delivered to the battlefield, and the two armies of the Whitebeard Navy faced off.

Rowling: Give me a favor, don't disturb me fishing

【Song of Ome from Childhood】

[Full NOVELAI painting support! The character design of each protagonist will change with age, and each chapter will be equipped with related story illustrations! 】

[From a well-behaved little angel to a bad little devil, from a mischievous wild girl to a high-cold female schoolmaster, the personalities of the playmates who get along day and night will change with the environment. Do you still like her back then? 】

Playing with plums and riding bamboos, we met for the first time.

Not shy but coquettish.

Mei Fang's rebirth story goes back to 2002, 20 years ago, and becomes a 6-year-old boy who just wets the bed during his lunch break.

And it was also on this day of bedwetting that he firmly grasped a fate that he hadn't noticed in his previous life and missed it early. The long-distance race of emotions spanning the beautiful years has since kicked off——

"Mei Fang, the three of us will be good friends forever, forever, okay?"

"Pull the hook, hang yourself, for a hundred years, don't change!"

The soul traveled to "Haikyuu!!" and became a passerby with the weakest physical ability?

It doesn’t matter, buddy was a national athlete preparing for the Olympics in his previous life.

When the consciousness of a professional player descends upon a weak high school student...

Sorry, a dimensionality reduction attack begins now!

Is Kageyama Tobio's pass too perfect? ​​I'll teach you what true teamwork is.

Hinata Shoyo can only fast break with his eyes closed? I let him open his eyes and see the whole court.

Oikawa Tooru's organization is impeccable? Sorry, all your habits seem to be in slow motion to me.

Was Ushijima Wakari's smash unstoppable? The end of power is technique.

Under the name of "Court Magician," I will lead this group of immature "crows" to the top of the nation! (Not a thrilling story!)

[Broken Iron] + [Live Broadcast] + [Comics] + [Challenge Monsters] A light curtain projects the story of Star Dome Railway to the heavens and the myriad worlds. The natives of each world are all amazed at the power of the star god, the vastness of the sea of stars, and the abstractness of the stars... Just when everyone can only see a novel story from the sky curtain, the opportunity to challenge monsters quietly comes. In addition to allowing them to better understand the world of Star Dome Railway, it also gives them the power to change their destiny. Regarding the strength of the monsters, Yingqiang, with trembling hands, smiled and said-very simple! (PS: The worlds I wrote are all those I have seen or played. I try not to be OOC, but it may be difficult to avoid. I hope you can understand. Finally, I wish you all a happy reading)