[System cheat, food, fast food, slow-paced lifestyle, no romance]

After three years of hard work, I finally got a permanent position, but the restaurant where I worked closed down.

Bai Ye drove the secondhand car that the small business owner had given him as collateral, hauling a load of junk back to his hometown, when unexpectedly, a system appeared out of nowhere.

Unexpectedly, this system has quite a few projects. Not only can it guide him through the basics of cooking, but it can also randomly assign tasks to earn him bonuses and menus. In the end, it even...

Impoverished and down-on-his-luck Bai Ye relies on the system's cheat codes to diligently exploit its advantages and improve himself, gradually moving towards glory.

[Fortune telling and metaphysics + live streaming + wealthy CEO]

The powerful Taoist master Fu Yang transmigrates into the body of a controversial guest on a live-streamed dating reality show. Among the guests are celebrities, CEOs, and internet celebrities, but she is the only ordinary person.

Some people maliciously speculated: "Without a background or fame, being able to participate in this dating reality show must be due to her looks and the unspoken rules!"

Fu Yang smiled and kicked the foreigner who had snatched the president's wallet, knocking him to the ground as he cursed loudly.

Fu Yang: It's too noisy, let me cast a spell.

When the foreigners saw Fu Yang gesturing wildly and talking incoherently, they were forced to shut up the next second before they even had a chance to be afraid.

He was horrified, his face filled with shock.

Oh! This is the mysterious power of the East!

Some of the guests didn't like her.

"If you have no talent, you can only rely on these kinds of tricks to attract attention."

Fu Yang gave him a half-smile.

"Plastic surgery, fraud, making a fortune selling counterfeit goods, and by the way, you can't resist the urge to smoke, can you?"

That same day, the man was taken inside.

The wealthy second-generation guests, watching with some skepticism, handed over a birth chart:

"Can you help me find out where this person is?"

Fu Yang did a quick calculation with his fingers, and his nonchalant expression froze.

Huh? It was her!

The rich second-generation in front of her is her long-lost younger brother!

However, his younger brother's appearance indicated that he was about to face a major calamity.

Later, Fu Yang became a fortune teller, a feng shui master, a demon hunter, and an exorcist. From an ordinary person, she rose to fame and became a highly sought-after fortune teller from a wealthy family, a celestial master that the country was vying to recruit.

Even the usually cold and aloof CEO of the most prestigious and wealthy family, who only cared about financial data, fell at her feet.

"During our first date on the dating reality show, the way she kicked someone was so cool, I was instantly captivated."

I transmigrated to a parallel world ravaged by monsters, where humanity ekes out a living. Others possess the bloodlines of the Qilin, Phoenix, Yinglong, Kuafu, Zeus, and Titan—incredibly powerful. But I… can fuse everything, including bloodlines!

[Qi-blooded martial arts + time and space talent + novel realm + single female protagonist + human emperor + world view of all races + academy upgrade flow + hot-blooded but not brainless]

The young man Gu Yuan, by chance, was reborn and traveled to a parallel world - Blue Star.

Control the blue phoenix, enter the four top colleges through college entrance examination, create your own club, and conquer all races!

Look at the protagonist Gu Yuan, who awakens the two supreme talents of space and time, and how he suppresses the gods and demons of all races!

Support the collapsing Great Xia and save the Blue Planet from collapse!

As the demon tide turns back, disputes and death once again sweep across the land.

Aliens rise, dragons roar, and demons from the abyss are ready to move.

The extraordinary people use their mortal bodies to control the power of God, greedily coveting the forbidden areas of the gods, but they don't know that the gods who have been silent for thousands of years have already opened their eyes.

In such a turbulent era, the protagonist Roland breaks through the restrictions of conventional job transfers with his unique professional panel and obtains special effects.

[Blacksmith Apprentice] - [Humble Apprentice] [

New

Recruit] - [Prepare for War] [Student] - [Focus]

Not only that, different professions will also trigger resonance and gain additional gains.

[Blacksmith Apprentice] + [New Recruit] = [Steel

Refined] [Blacksmith Apprentice] + [Student] = [Standardized Production]

[New Recruit] + [Student] = [Theory and Practice]

Every path leads to unknown power, and every breakthrough takes him one step further away from the shackles of the mundane world.

Holding multiple positions and surviving in troubled times?

No!

Omniscient and omnipotent, standing on top of the world!

[Black humor + funny + decisive killing + global flow + unique ideas + single female protagonist + semi-invincible flow + brainy and refreshing writing (brainless is also OK)]

The global horror game is coming. The chosen ones can take part in various challenges of inhuman difficulty. In this game full of torture, people also have the opportunity to gain extraordinary powers.

Life or death, gain everything, or lose everything.

However, Lu Ce, who had no sense of pain since childhood, felt nothing about the hellish game, and even wanted to laugh, so he directly awakened the Pain God's Chosen System.

Chosen by the God of Pain - If you suffer theoretical torture and pain, you can gain points!

Add some if it hurts + I don’t feel pain = add some at will!

To find the key in the boiling oil pan, Lu Ce reached out without hesitation and even suggested replacing the hot oil with 98% concentrated sulfuric acid.

Whether to drown to death or cut off the locked legs to save himself, Lu Ce hesitated for a moment and decided to ignore the locked left leg for the time being and saw off the right leg first!

[No, buddy, who is this guy? It hurts me so much, but he is still smiling? ]

[The best way to overcome fear is to become fear itself, and apparently he has done it.]

[Others enter the game to be tortured by the game, but I, Master Lu, enter the game to torture the game! ]

[I watched his game video once and had nightmares for a month...]

Lu Ce: "What kind of test of humanity? I'm here just for the experience! Are there any other projects?"

"I came here with only one concern, and that is that you don't have a vivid imagination for torture."

"I think that as villains, you should be more perverted, otherwise...it will be my turn, hehehe~~"

Billions of people around the world have traveled to the samsara world.

When others are still worrying about whether they can awaken their talents.

Su Rui alone awakened three SSS-level talents: Endless Devouring, Super Transformation, and Eye of Insight.

[Swallowed successfully! Player obtains S-level talent]

[Swallowed successfully! Player obtains SSS-level talent]

[Successfully devoured the Demonic Winged Dragon and obtained the Demonic Dragon's Wings]

[Successfully devoured the Son of Time and Space, gaining the ability of time and space]

[Transformation successful! Your Sword of Light has been transformed into the Sword of Light]

[Conversion successful! Your Fiery Armor has been transformed into the Vulcan Armor]

[The Eye of Insight has detected a divine treasure ahead.]

(The protagonist has a growth talent, and becomes more powerful as time goes on)

After crossing the world of God Seal, Ye Ling went through the assessment and entered the Haoyue Branch Hall for training.

He originally thought that he was an invincible genius, but he never thought that his talent was mediocre. In the end, he could only rely on his thighs until he died completely in the war with the demons.

But suddenly he awakened the sign-in system.

[The host signed in successfully and obtained the God-given martial spirit six-winged angel. ]

[The host signed in successfully and obtained the forging method of the rare metal god craftsman. ]

[The host signed in successfully and obtained the 100,000-year-old fairy grass. ]

[The host signed in successfully and obtained the supreme god position. ]

Countless years later, facing the Demon King who had reached a million spiritual power and existed at the peak, and used the 72 Demon God Pillars formation, Ye Ling only used one finger.

Demon God Emperor: "Is this really a human? He is a god!"

God of Punishment Haoyue: "I am obviously the God of Punishment. Only my eldest brother, the God of Creation, can completely suppress me. But I didn't expect that Ye Ling is even better than my eldest brother!"

Long Haochen: "As expected, Brother Ye. Even though I have an unparalleled physique, Brother Ye will definitely be number one!"

cp Uchiha Itachi~——Chi Qing, a veterinarian who has won numerous banners. He never thought that one day, time travel would happen to him. As expected, humans cannot consume pet products randomly... Even though he is in the ninja world, Chi Qing is ready to go back to his old job. One day, on a street in Konoha, Chi Qing said: Hello, our store has just opened. You can bring a flyer and use it to give your pet a free exquisite bathing and care~ Orochimaru, who has not returned to the village for a long time:... "Hey, I heard that Konoha has opened a pet center, which provides medical treatment, supplies, and bathing." "What does it have to do with us?" "Summoning beasts also

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.