[Follow the ship] + [MC characteristics] + [Funny] + [Should be invincible]

At the Marineford War, Akainu grinned and swung his Hellhound: "All pirates deserve to die!"

Cheng Lang calmly took out a bucket of water and placed it under his feet, and the magma instantly solidified into obsidian.

Akainu: "What is this! Why didn't this puddle of water evaporate?"

"This is the infinite water of Minecraft." Cheng Lang took out another bucket,

"Do you want to try the Mafuba?"

"Whaat! Noo!!!"

The new energy Akainu... (crossed out) 'magma' was obtained.

One day, on the sea

"Oh no! Cheng Lang's fruit has awakened!"

I traveled back to the day Konoha was founded and awakened a fancy sign-in system.

He signed in to Konoha Village as an ordinary person for fifty years.

It has everything: martial arts techniques, ninjutsu, bloodline limits, Demon Slayer breathing techniques, One Piece Haki, and more.

Due to his cultivation techniques, Thousand Hands Immortal has a long lifespan and grows younger with age, earning him the title of "Immortal Master" among the villagers.

The villagers didn't know until the night the Nine-Tailed Fox attacked the village and Thousand-Handed Immortal descended from the sky.

There is still an immortal god in Konoha!

At the same time, a cold, mechanical voice echoed in Thousand Hands Long Life's mind.

"Ding! Triggered the event check-in. Successfully checked in on the night of the Nine-Tailed Fox's attack on the village. Congratulations on obtaining: Multiverse Chat Group!"

Tony Stark joins the chat!

Portgas D. Ace has joined the chat!

Tanjiro Kamado joins the chat group!

...

The officialdom is like a battlefield. If you make a mistake, all steps will go wrong.

Shen Qingyun, who was a super policeman in his previous life, died of overwork. In this life, he was reincarnated as a second-generation official. Let's see how Shen Qingyun plans his steps and strives for the pinnacle of power!

"I'm already a celestial being, and you tell me this is a planetary-level Devouring Star?" Yu Duan, a newly promoted celestial being from Light Source Star, the fourth transcendent saint. Looking at the three solemn-faced seniors before him, Yu Duan finally had to accept the fact that the fairy tale world had turned into science fiction, and there was also another piece of bad news. "According to information from the outer space ruins, we face a threat called a nova explosion. This explosion occurs every 60 million years, and each time it wipes out our planet's civilization. The next one is less than 10 years away." Yu Duan fell silent. It was enough to start with Devouring Star, but it was also on the eve of destruction. "Fortunately, I gained an additional cheat after breaking through to the planetary level..." Yu Duan looked at his extra life core and the world within his body. Inside, a scroll of the Heavenly Book hovered in mid-air. The Book of Cause and Effect, reversing the cause and effect, can predict...

【Goalkeeper】【Time Rewind】【Portugal National Team】【Lone Wolf】【Single Female Lead】【Alternate Football History】【Underdog Rise】

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Synopsis:

In 2014, Zhang Laosan, a midfielder from the Dragon Kingdom, was forced to go abroad for trials… but instead of finding despair, he unlocked a bizarre power:

He can rewind time by one minute.

Everyone told him to play on the wing?

“Screw that, I’m playing goalkeeper!”

And just like that, the most unorthodox goalkeeper in world football was born.

In the league’s toughest matches, when opponents kept attacking with no result, the rival coach and fans went mad—while Zhang Laosan was still fooling around in the box.

Before the match:

Club chairman: “He’s banned from playing!”

After the match:

Club chairman: “He’s a genius!”

When the national team tried to mess with him, he simply turned around and joined the Portugal National Team, earning recognition from FIFA.

Mourinho said: “He’s a goalkeeper ahead of his time!”

Bosses, presidents, and even Cristiano Ronaldo all want to be his teammates—because Zhang Laosan is the one man they trust to guard the goal.

When reporters asked if he could save the Dragon Team’s future?

“Goodbye! I’m preparing for the World Cup with Portugal now!”

Now, there's only one phrase going around in the football world:

“There’s a mountain in front of the goal—ask around, it’s Zhang Laosan!”

[Harry Potter fan fiction + professor writing + education reform + layout + make up for regrets after the main story begins]

[Slowly warming up! There are new education reforms every year]

Sebastian Swann, an outstanding graduate of Slytherin, heir of an ancient alchemy family, and the richest man in the wizarding world. 12 years after graduation, he returned to Hogwarts as a professor...

Snape: "Sebastian, what made our richest man choose to be a little professor at Hogwarts?"

Sebastian: "To make Slytherin great again!"

Snape: "Tell the truth..."

Sebastian: "To make Hogwarts great again! ... Put away the truth serum, Severus, you are such a bore!"

Snape: "Tell the truth!!!"

Sebastian: "It's all true, except... I still want to make wizards great again!!!"

......

ps：

1. The protagonist graduated from Slytherin, is Snape's friend, and is not very friendly to the deer dog

2. The original female protagonist (a tool person) has no sweet love. The male protagonist is focused on his career and has no children for the time being.

3. Focus on Slytherin's shrewdness and ambition, not bloodline

4. Contains two settings

5. The timeline begins in the second year of the Weasley twins, one year before Harry and the other two enter school.

6. Lightning avoidance: This is the White Lord!!! Not the Dark Lord!

At the moment of death, he traveled to the world of "Shameless".

Complete tasks, accumulate merits, and exchange for life?

Ding Xiu said, this is too simple, watch me save a thousand years of life for you to see.

The end of the game has come to reality, and the world has changed dramatically. Meteorites hit, zombies are rampant, the ice age, Zerg invasion, alien beast invasion, under the heavy disasters, only one in ten humans survived!

In despair, Jiang Yu obtained the trial system and signed in to the interplanetary shelter at the beginning. Before the disaster, he stockpiled billions of supplies, made advanced civilization weapons, opened the gene lock, and built a top force.

When others were still starving, Jiang Yu had already eaten the freshly picked vegetables of the day.

When others were still suffering from the severe cold, the people in the shelter had already turned on the heating.

When danger came, the loyal people in the shelter, united as one, defended their homes and families.

When despair came, Jiang Yu was the last line of defense, guarding the weak fire to shine again.

God-level decomposition and reconstruction system: any object can be decomposed and rebuilt.

Scrap the car? Disassemble it to create a brand new luxury car!

A bunch of small diamonds? After decomposing it, it creates a super-large diamond weighing ten pounds!

Broken phone? After disassembling it, it will create a future mobile phone seventy years later!

What? What if money is sick?

It's not that simple, just throw all kinds of medicines together, break them down and recreate them. Isn't there a super special medicine...

Virtual reality technology, a purely domestic mobile computer operating system, a car that uses pure air, the world's first moon base...

A few years later, Nucleation Technology, founded by Xue Zha Lin, turned out to be the largest group in the world.

【Single Female Lead】【Full Book Free】

Please rest assured to enter the pit!

Lu Jiangxian died suddenly after staying up late, but his remaining soul was attached to a cracked blue-gray bronze mirror and fell into the vast world of immortality.

In the dangerous and unpredictable Dali Mountains, in a small village beside the Meichi River, a small family picked up this mirror, and then spread the immortal way and taught the immortal method, ushering in a magnificent new era.

(Family cultivating immortality, not having a holy mother, farming, no system, group portrait)