Lu Ye drove a three-wheeled vehicle and accidentally entered the scene of a dating variety show. He mistook Liu Tianxian and a group of female guests for female tourists and dragged them to Hongye Village.
But the production crew mistook him for a human trafficker or kidnapper and chased him for ten miles.
The whole network was on edge, but in the end it turned out to be a misunderstanding?
When I returned to the village, I found out that the filming location of the love variety show was actually next to Lu Ye's yard!
While the guests were cooking, the mouth-watering aroma of food came from the house next door. Many guests came to ask for food, their mouths watering.
The guests went to the fields, and Lu Ye from the neighboring field hitched a plow and plowed three acres of land back and forth.
Early in the morning, Lu Ye hummed a song called "Look Over Here, Girl Across the Street". The playful and wanton lyrics made the female guests next to him blush.
Wild boars came down the mountain and wreaked havoc in the cornfields. Lu Ye, carrying a large Guan Dao, chopped the wild boars from the south to the north of the village, killing them until they were pissing and bleeding.
Late at night, Lu Ye told the village children about the old corpse in the mountain village, which scared several female guests to tears.
Later, a shocking news broke out: the author of the epic poem "The Bird's Nest" that suddenly became popular on the Internet turned out to be him?
The Western magic classic "Harry Potter" that is famous on the Western Internet was actually written by him?
The audience then discovered that this seemingly rustic villager was actually wearing countless layers of vests...
A creator, a great writer, a doctor, a martial arts master, a playwright...
The male guests were filled with hatred, and they became passers-by, with all the limelight stolen by Lu Ye, an amateur villager!
Who is the guest on the dating show? Why not just let you be the guest?
Ding! Congratulations, you have received 7 billion red packets!
Ding! Congratulations, you have received 50 million yuan.
Ding! Congratulations, you have got a Lamborghini Bull.
Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained 51% of the shares of the listed company.
Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained a first-class product from Tomson.
Ding! Congratulations, you got the skill fighter king.
Ding! Congratulations, you have acquired the skill Voice of Nature.
......
Lin Fan: 7 billion red envelopes? When will I order it?
Street Reporter: How long will it take you to earn 1 million?
Lin Fan: ...
Street reporter: Why do you keep blinking?
Lin Fan: Didn't you ask me how long it would take me to earn 1 million?
Travel to the world of Journey to the West and become Sun Wukong.
The Heaven is high above, the gods and Buddhas are cold and ruthless, and all living beings suffer from many disasters.
I, Sun Wukong, will no longer be manipulated by others, and I vow not to become a Buddha in this lifetime!
Enter at your own risk! This is not a wish-fulfillment story, there is no system, multiple female leads, and no gay/football issues. The author is slow-paced, verbose, and likes to include educational elements. The author didn't want to just write about football in a straightforward manner; the first few chapters focus on setting the background and characters, paying attention to detail and playing with logic. If you don't like it, please refrain from negative comments. You can gently exit and try another book. Thank you for your understanding.
Old Li's soul transmigrated from China to Italy, becoming Ricardo, and returning from 2024 to 1994. The Chinese-American uncle became a blond heartthrob, but still loves football... However, as a transmigrator, the first priority is definitely not playing football, but making money, right?
As a young player, the necessary lesson is naturally to learn from the starting lineup and the bench, starting by watching the games. After all, not everyone is Messi or Ronaldo... First, team up with strong teams to win championships, and then play cautiously and develop your skills. Sooner or later, you will surpass Messi and Ronaldo!
I hope readers who are willing to accept this will be patient and read on; it gets more and more exciting as you go on. Feel free to leave a message for the author with any thoughts.
The young master of the underground palace, who was kept as a training furnace by the big devil in the world, rose up in resistance. He thought he could be reborn as a good child after his death, but he didn't expect to be reborn as a weak boy in the modern world. Just after a period of prosperity and peace, the end of the world has come. Without space, without superpowers, relying on his peerless martial arts, the young master can still dominate the end of the world. This article is updated daily, the pit quality is first-class, everyone can jump with confidence! Minesweeper: 1, this article is NP
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3. The CPs in this article can be separated. If there are any tops you don't like in the later stages of the plot, please leave a message to tell me. I will add or subtract them as appropriate based on your feedback...
Li Mubai's soul traveled across the Douluo Continent, leaving him as a left-behind child, where life was extremely difficult. Fortunately, at the age of six, he awakened his weapon spirit, a sword! He then embarked on a diligent, tireless journey as a Spirit Master. After twenty-one years of uninterrupted hard work, at the age of twenty-seven, he broke through to level ninetieth, achieving Titled Douluo! Li Mubai: "I truly stand on the summit, overlooking all the mountains!" Just as he was about to stop his hard work and enjoy the life of brothels and music, the golden finger arrived. The sign-in system has been successfully bound! [Host, please sign in at the Pope's Palace.] "I'm already a Titled Douluo, and you're just coming?" Li Mubai sneered at the system's task. [Complete the sign-in and receive a 100,000-year spirit ring as a reward.] That's too much for the system! So, Li Mubai went. With his immense strength, he successfully became the Spirit Hall's tenth elder. Today was his first time attending the Spirit Hall's monthly high-level meeting. ...My name is Bibi Dong, and today is the day of our monthly high-level meeting. Just now, as the meeting was about to end, I suddenly heard the thoughts of a strange person. That person called me a female demon and said I was all looks and no brains. Today, I must find him and...wait, he also said that my enormous Spirit Hall would collapse?
We traveled to ancient Japan in 1789 AD, and it was the Edo period, which was a long time ago.
At the beginning, there is only a low-level samurai identity, a saber, and a system that can improve your personal level and sword skill level as long as you defeat or kill the enemy.
…
“What will I do when I encounter a strong enemy? I will pull out the second sword and replace it with the sword skill I really do-the second sword style.”
“What if I still can’t beat it?”
“Then I will take out my revolver and shoot the enemy hard in the head.”
Ogata Yishi-the “Great Swordsman” who has titles such as “Human Slash Yishi”, “Executioner Ichitosai” and so on, replied this way.
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Traveling through Marvel, you're trapped in an Afghan cave right at the start, with a dying Tony Stark lying next to you?
Lin Xiao was a little panicked, but the next second, the god-level sign-in system awakened!
[Ding! The host has been detected at the turning point of the Marvel Universe plot—"The Birth of Iron Man." The first sign-in reward is doubled!]
[Congratulations to the host, you've successfully signed in! You've obtained "Genius-level Engineering Knowledge," "Complete Set of Micro Ark Reactor (Optimized Version) Blueprints," and "Primary Mechanical Control"!]
When Tony was still racking his brains over how to make a micro reactor, Lin Xiao immediately produced a perfect blueprint that was optimized ten times!
Tony: "You call that 'random drawing'? Fuck! You're a true genius!"
[Ding! You have shocked Tony Stark, gaining +10086 emotion points!]
Sign in at the New York Battle and obtain [Space Gem Control]!
Sign in at Asgard and gain [Nine Realms Divine Power]!
Sign in on Titan and receive the [Thanos Original Gloves (Battle-Damaged Version)]!
When Thanos gathered all the gems and snapped his fingers, only to find that the entire universe remained unchanged, Lin Xiao had already stood on the river of time, holding the Cosmic Cube in one hand and playing with the Reality Gem in the other.
"Excuse me, this piece of reality beneath your feet is under my control!"
Ding, congratulations to the host for acquiring the twin Martial Soul.
Ding, congratulations to the host for acquiring a million-year spirit ring and spirit bone.
Ding, congratulations to the host for becoming a titled Douluo and starting the deity assessment!
……
Spiritual Qi recovers, and the earth enters the Martial Soul era.
Ordinary young man Lin Fan received a god-level recovery system.
After waking up, Dongfang Yueming became an orphan in the world of high-level martial arts. He had nothing except a panel that could directly add points to his martial arts skills!
Is it difficult to practice martial arts? Is it hard to master martial arts? Are resources scarce?
Dongfang Yueming said: This is not a big deal!
[Ding! Consume 1 point, basic skin hardening method introduction!]
[Ding! Consumed 19 points, basic skin hardening method completed!]
[Ding! Consume 60 points, the Wave Skin Tempering Technique is complete! Reach the Jade Skin Realm!]
Seeing others still struggling to get started with skin tempering, Dongfang Yueming silently lit a cigarette (not really), keeping his achievements and fame to himself.
Are you bullying me because I have no money or connections? Are you mocking my slow progress?
See you in the ring in a month?
Dongfang Yueming: "Sorry, I was afraid you couldn't take my blow... No, I was afraid you couldn't see me strike clearly!"
"In this world, there's nothing that can't be solved with a little extra! If there is, then add a hundred million points!"