【Meme-filled + Lighthearted Daily Life + Sweet Romance】

Su Ran travels to a parallel world and, after achieving financial freedom, decides to retire!

But right after retiring, his mom tricks him into joining a dating reality show—and his partner is the top diva, Re Ba!

Su Ran is stunned!

He planned to just slack off and live a lazy life, but then the “Mischief System” activates!

Get stronger by causing chaos? And open treasure chests too?

Alright! Challenge accepted!

From then on, everything goes off the rails!

Su Ran: "I, Su Ran, a lost soul of quality education, standing director of the Late Sleeper Association, national champion of backing out at the last minute—I have simple demands: fewer tasks, more money, close to home, high status with light responsibility, bonuses during holidays, monthly salary over ten thousand with full benefits!"

Re Ba: "Congratulations on passing the interview. From now on, let’s have a sweet romance!"

Su Ran: "Romance? Not even dogs do that! As the saying goes, wise people don’t fall in love, no drowning accidents accepted!"

Re Ba: "A million annual salary, with a car and a house!"

Su Ran: "Deal! Absolutely deal! If you don’t want to, I want to!"

Re Ba: "I thought you said wise people don’t fall in love?"

Su Ran: "There’s another saying—meet the right person, start a family; meet a benefactor, build a career; meet a rich woman, start a family and build a career!"

Netizens everywhere: "This is too addictive! The civil affairs bureau has moved over—just get married right here and now!"

Li Yu transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and obtained a cross-dressing system.

For each day he cross-dressed, he would gain soul ring and soul bone years that could be freely allocated!

And so, Li Yu adopted the alias Li Yu and walked the world.

By chance, he even became the Crown Prince Consort of the Heaven Dou Empire, which meant he became the wife of Qian Renxue, who was disguised as a man.

As the Crown Prince Consort, Li Yu naturally helped Qian Renxue inherit the Heaven Dou throne, and even the position of Pope of the Spirit Hall.

During this process, Qian Renxue had already fallen deeply in love with Li Yu.

It was because of this that she finally confessed her true gender to Li Yu.

But just as she was prepared for Li Yu to break down, she saw Li Yu smile slightly...

The high-level face of the fantasy world is the supreme god, the light and darkness dominate the night seven winds, and an accident occurs when opening up a new world.

A body of Tongtian cultivation base was extracted cleanly by the newly created world, and turned into the source of the new world. The supreme divine body degenerated into the baby state when it was just born. , under the protection of the last trace of the law of light and darkness, he fell to the Douluo Continent. By chance, he was rescued by Juyueguan who was out on a mission, and was carried back to Wuhun City by Saint Bibi Dong… .

Ye Qifeng: Dirty things and dog things, don’t ask me why I am targeting you.

because……

Wuhun Temple, I’ll protect it!

Postscript: Some settings in this article are different from those in the original book, including certain time and plot settings, which are subject to this book.

In the ancient times, Emperor Xuan came to the Big Dipper Starfield, and as long as he preached, he could get ten times the income

After preaching for a hundred years, Emperor Xuan, who has been sanctified, originally wanted to continue to develop.

But one day, when he was preaching in the ancient forbidden area, a dirty little girl knelt down in front of him.

"Big brother, can you accept me as an apprentice and teach me how to practice?"

Since then, Wang Xuan has gained an invincible disciple, and embarked on an invincible path!

Ruthless Emperor: "Not to become a fairy, but to follow Master in the world of mortals!"

Emperor Void: "I am not weaker than others in my life, but compared with Master, the difference is beyond reason!"

Ye Tiandi: "People in the world often call me Ye Hei, that's because they have never met my master!"

Nine Holy Physiques: "Master, mighty!"

…

Ruthless, Eternal Universe, Void, Beginless, Emperor Qing, Nine Saints, Emperor Ye Tian...

After all these people became his disciples, he has looked down on the eternity and is invincible in the world!

[Beast Taming + Evolution + Divine Pet + Invincible at the same level + Cool Writing + Decisive Killing]

Su Yuan travels to an era where everyone tames beasts, and everyone here has the opportunity to contract a beast and become a beastmaster.

In the Beast Taming Talent Test, Su Yuan awakened his god-level talent [Eye of Revelation], which allows him to see all Beast Taming evolutionary paths.

[Ding! You are researching the evolution plan for the rare beast Blastoise!]

[The first option, after one evolution, evolves into a Water Turtle (Excellent Three Stars)]

[The second option, after two evolutions, evolves into Tsunami Turtle (Perfect Five Star)]

[The third option, after five evolutions, evolves into the Black Tortoise (Mythical Level)]

From Blastoise to the mythical beast Xuanwu.

From the red sunbird to the phoenix.

From the Swift Shadow Cat to the Nine Nether Demon Tiger.

From the white-scaled fish to the Kunpeng in the sky.

…

When Su Yuan led his beasts to charge into the sky, the alien warriors were all stunned when they saw that Su Yuan was surrounded by ancient beasts that could destroy the world.

A powerful alien: "The body is bigger than the stars, what a terrifying pet beast this is!"

The gods of all races: "Nah! He's surrounded by ancient mythical beasts. Are you going to hit him with his head?"

[Simulator][The Way of Survival][Chat Group][Not a Purely Satisfying Story]

(The rating has just been released and will increase later.)

"Ding! Simulation begins today—"

Transmigrating to a fantasy world, Chen Changsheng awakens the "Daily Simulator," allowing him to predict his future life every day!

[Day 1 Simulation: You joined a cultivation sect and cultivated diligently for thirty years, only to be killed by your enemy with a single palm strike just as you achieved the Golden Core stage]

Chen Changsheng: "...Reopen!"

[Day Two Simulation: You secretly learned forbidden techniques and were hunted down. You fled into the demonic path for a hundred years, and finally vanished into nothingness under the heavenly tribulation]

Chen Changsheng: "Be prudent! Be even more prudent!"

While others were risking their lives to seize treasures in secret realms, he was hiding in the countryside, recording "The Essential Rules of the Way of Survival".

While the prodigies were fighting for rankings, he was listening to music in a brothel.

"You are invited to join the 'King of Glory Chat Forum' group chat."

Han Laomo: "@Fellow Daoist Chen Changsheng, you were just a mortal yesterday, how come you've already ascended to immortality today?"

He loves drinking animal milk: "This person...is something else!"

Chen Changsheng looked at the newly updated simulation results: [Today's prediction: You crushed the enemy from the Immortal Realm with a single finger]

"Hmm, another 10,000 simulations and I'll be out of the game..."

This book is also known as: *The Simulator Prevents Me from Going Out*, *This Boss is Too Cautious*, and *The Whole World Thinks I'm a Reclusive Master*.

After waking up, I traveled to the world of [Devouring the Starry Sky].

Just when Jiang Lan thought he was going to die, at this moment, the Zhutian Fishing System awakened!

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for a successful fishing trip! Obtained a super-god-level gene potion!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for a successful fishing trip! Obtained the Starry Sky Bodybuilding Technique!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for a successful fishing trip! Obtained the innate Dao body!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for a successful fishing trip! Received..."

A few years later, just as a golden-horned monster rushed out from the bottom of the sea and ravaged the blue planet, humanity was facing a catastrophe and everyone was in despair. At this moment, Jiang Lan appeared in front of the world on a spaceship.

Kill the golden-horned beast with one finger! Slash through the void with one sword!

The killing spree frightened all the races in the starry sky, making them dare not set foot on the blue planet for the rest of their lives!

In the Hokage, he became the last head of the Uchiha family, Uchiha Fugaku, although he had a beautiful wife, he panicked.

There was a clansman named Uchiha Shisui who spent his days thinking about using other gods on me.

There is a clansman named Uchiha Obito who hid in the dark and stirred up the wind and rain, causing me to carry a lot of black cauldrons.

There was an eldest son named Itachi Uchiha who spent his days thinking about killing his father.

There is a young son named Sasuke Uchiha, who is the reincarnation of Indra and will become a traitor in the ninja world in the future.

There is a sworn enemy named Shimura Danzo, who always wants to mess with my Uchiha clan.

There is an old ancestor named Madara Uchiha, who has been in the ground for decades, and he still wants to be resurrected to rule the ninja world.

There is a group of clansmen, who are not strong, but they are clamoring for a coup d'état all day long

Hirakawa Seisui, a transmigrator reborn into Konoha. In the ninja world, where bloodlines reign supreme, he was merely a commoner ninja, destined to be cannon fodder on the battlefield. However, fate intervened; he activated the Medical Ninja System. Good news: the system boosted his medical ninjutsu talent to the highest level, making him a Primordial Healing Body. Bad news: it only enhanced his medical ninjutsu talent; on the battlefield, he was still just cannon fodder. "What a piece of trash system! If other transmigrators told me, they'd look down on me, thinking I can't afford a good system." [Completed healing Uchiha Mikoto, reward: one golden magic orb.] [Congratulations on obtaining a magic orb.]

Before the time travel, Su Mu guarded the reservoir, received five social insurances and one housing fund, fished every day, and lived a life of lying down. However, he touched a high-voltage line during a wild fishing trip and traveled to another world.

After the time travel, he still guarded the reservoir?

No, this doesn't seem to be a reservoir? !

.......

On this day, Su Mu, who was fishing in the long river of time, met the empress who was swimming upstream.

"Who is coming? Where are you going!"

"Go to the upper world to save people."

Looking at the empress in white, Su Mu put down the fishing rod and said faintly: "You can save people, but pay the toll."

.....

Dogs in the long river of time also come to meddle? Come to the long river of time to hang out whenever you have something to do?

To those immortal emperors who recklessly flow against the river of time and destroy the order of time, Su Mu said:

"The past was the past, and the present is the present."

"If you all mess around, will I still be the governor of the river?"

"Also, you protagonists who pass through the river of time and travel to various worlds, don't you need to pay tolls for traveling?"

"No money now? Take out a loan, and sign a pledge."

The protagonists said with tears in their eyes: "Before traveling, I had a mortgage. Now that I have traveled through time, I still have to bear a "travel loan"??"