[Behind the scenes + Cultivation + Chat Group + All Heavens and Worlds]
I, Gu Jianghan, am an ordinary college student who sacrificed himself to save others.
I never expected that the golden finger for time travel was not the system, nor the old man, but myself.
I am the ruler of the old days!
Just when I was about to be driven crazy by this boundless power and completely lose my "humanity", a miracle called [Chat Group of All Heavens and Myriad Worlds] extended an invitation to me across dimensions.
I cautiously suppressed the mental energy that could have contaminated the entire group chat, conjured up a dozen tentacles, and like a Parkinson's patient, typed a friendly greeting on the virtual keyboard:
[Lord of the Old Ones - Gu Jianghan]: Hello, I am Gu Jianghan. May I ask where this place is?
And then... nothing happened.
Three group members suffered cardiac arrest on the spot, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were on the verge of mental collapse. One of them was so excited that he gouged out his own eyeballs.
From then on, the style of the chat group began to become extremely weird.
——The aloof and proud daughter of heaven in the world of immortal cultivation analyzes the "spiritual charm of the Tao" contained in my words every day.
——The seriously injured and dying Daozi from another world regarded every word I typed as a punishment and a gift from God, and trembled with fear.
——There was also a Qigong cultivator from the Dharma Ending Age who was tied to the bed, and every day he was trying to flatter people in various ways, shouting, "Is there any accessory missing from the boss's leg?!"
And I, the great Lord of the Old Ones, can only maintain the mysterious image of a god while silently shouting in my heart:
"Can anyone tell me how to drink a Coke without destroying the world?"
[Villain] [Hell Starts] [Behind the Scenes] [The Money-Giving Monk] [No Female Lead] My name is Lone Star. I am naturally heartless and a lonely star. A good assassin must know how to take advantage of other people's weaknesses, and the greatest weakness of human beings is emotion. The third rule of the assassin's code: Never intervene in other people's affairs outside of the mission. After fifteen years of killing and scheming in the other world, Lone Star established the world's strongest assassination organization and became the king of the underground in the other world. As long as the price is right, even if it is the ceiling of combat power, Lone Star will calculate and take action. Until this day, Lone Star received the task of assassinating Emilia, and the gears of fate began to turn, but with the intervention of Lone Star, will the plot be the same as before?
In my last life, I was going to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. I never thought that I would really live as a pig. I will live a new life. I will stop pretending. I will showdown. I am a genius!
[Modern Cultivation Slice-of-Life Comedy] [Anti-Theft 60% 72 Hours]
[Female Protagonist! No Romance!]
Ding Ling survived ninety-nine heavenly thunderbolts
Only to wake up as the dead-last student in Class F of Jiangcheng's No.1 Cultivation High School
Empty pockets, broken spiritual roots, poorer than a church mouse
My goal: Earn money, nurture my spiritual roots, boost my cultivation!
Tagline: You didn’t actually think I was a loser, did you?
Reader’s Note:
1. The female lead has her own code of conduct
2. School life doesn’t involve deaths (non-daily life might), proceed with caution if sensitive
3. Basically a chill slice-of-life comedy—perfect for casual viewing
Traveling through the world of Red Mansions, you become Jia Zheng's illegitimate son Jia Yan. At the age of eight, you awaken your past life memories and obtain a golden finger. At the beginning, you obtain Lu Bu's talents... Jia Yan said that he would start not eating beef.
After Tang Xuan traveled through time, he awakened a ten thousand times amplification system.
He really didn't want to be so invincible.
Can't awaken the physique?
Is the amplified soul too weak?
Continue to amplify weapons, skills, martial arts, and elixirs, all amplified ten thousand times.
With such strength, how can you let me be low-key and invincible?
Isn't that what I should do?
Sit down, basic exercises, don't be silly
[There is a certain amount of self-setting, please avoid it if you mind]
My name is Lin Yan, I'm 22 years old, and I live in the civilian residential area south of K Nest. I'm unmarried. I work at a branch of Lobotomy Corporation, and I have to work overtime until 8 PM every night before I get home. I don't smoke enkephalins, and I only drink alcohol lightly. I go to bed at 11 PM, aiming for a full seven hours of sleep. Before bed, I always drink a glass of warm water, then do 20 minutes of stretching exercises. Once in bed, I fall asleep immediately. I sleep through the night, never letting fatigue or stress linger until the next day. Sad things all say I'm normal.
【Stacked Armor】
Some of the Abnormalities, Ego Equipment, and Distortions that appear in this book were created on a whim. Any similarities are Ishmael's fault.
The author is a fish brain, but will try his best to stick to the original design of the moon plan. There may be content that conflicts with the setting or is inconsistent with it. Red bean paste private Marseille! (Bow)
Finally, please forgive me for my poor writing skills.
If you were to travel across the planes, where would you choose to go?
The elemental plane of fire that is as welcoming as fire and feels like home?
An abyssal plane with simple folk customs and numerous geniuses?
The Titan plane with its outstanding people and beautiful scenery?
In this regard, Ron, who had just been reborn as a rainbow dragon, said
"I don't want any of it!"
What? Even though I, a person with the innate ox-horse body, can't train to become stronger after traveling to One Piece? That's fine, but what about a six-year-old kid who's stronger than me?
There are so many worlds in the universe, but this shitty trading system can’t find any customers in a year. What the hell is this?
The main focus is on the changes and development of the major worlds. The current world: Chicken has no life, Saburo saves his mother, the wanted criminal boy's road to heaven, two beggars' big turnaround, the tragic boy's road to redemption, the truth pursuit of Bilian, the knight training manual, you have chosen the right way to die, this person is not under the unicorn arm, the road of the saint master of all worlds, the zoo brawl, the national treasure's cute story, the story of 3 women and 105 men, the world hegemony caused by the grievances and hatreds of the three major chaebols, the dragon slayer eventually becomes the evil dragon, you think I am using my life to pick up girls, but I actually want to avenge my childhood friend, the adventures of the hot-blooded boy and the cold-blooded boy, the nightmare cycle about the world's will, and the weird invasion.
Fang Zheng and Qingxu: Yue Buqun, how do you have sword energy? How can you fly? Are you in cahoots with the Demon Cult?
Tiantian: Damn, how did Huang Quan get together with Wuliang?
Zhang Chulan: Chen Duo, do you want to go with me to see the outside world?
Xiongba: Wuming, Dugu Jian, I have the supreme sword art here, are you interested?
Liu Chan: Father, how about we just transform into dragons and defeat the married woman Cao and Jiangdong Jerry?
Zhao Kongcheng: Annihilation of the Moon? Isn't the God of Trade, Shenxu, so good?
The Song-Song Fruit + Yuuri Takishiro's game rules + Kanzai's virtual code rules -> virtual game world?
Brat, you can actually purify elixirs and upgrade spirit stones?
A young man from a mountain village, by chance, saved a thief in the world of immortal cultivation, and with his thick skin, he snatched the heaven-defying treasure, the Apocalypse Pearl, and became a rich man in the world of immortal cultivation!
Not only can he purify elixirs, but he can also upgrade spirit stones, and he has a magical small world of immortals and spirits, embarking on a funny and cheating road to immortal cultivation.
With two nonsensical and troublesome spirit beasts, a flying tiger and a golden mink, he relied on being cunning, playing tricks, bravery and wit to step by step from a mortal boy to the pinnacle of the world of immortal cultivation, and he cultivated immortals in a funny and easy way.
With the improvement of his cultivation strength and vision, he gradually discovered the conspiracies and tricks of some people in the world of immortals and monsters.
Let's see...