In the Great Desert Dynasty, bandits roamed freely, and demons wreaked havoc. Those with extraordinary bones could cultivate immortality and seek the Dao.

The sixth prince, Ye Shouyi, had his immortal bones removed at the beginning of his life and was exiled to the Demon Suppression Division, but he embarked on the path of extreme martial arts cultivation!

Qi and blood are like mercury, the physical body is indestructible; it can move mountains and cross seas, and fly sand and stones!

"What do you mean by calling me a refined, easy-going, and upright prince a Heavenly Demon?"

What is the most important thing in the small garden?

Is it the invincible strength? Or the wisdom of calculation? Or the wealth that rivals the country?

No, none of them, it is the thighs!!!

As a poor, weak and helpless planeswalker, Su Nian knows this very well.

As long as there are enough thighs behind me, I will be invincible in the small garden!!

"Boss Bai Yasha, I respect your teeth!!"

"Your Majesty the Queen of Halloween, you are the only sun in my heart."

"Al-chan's beauty is unparalleled in the world!!!"

"Your Highness Goddess Athena, I am your most loyal Saint, the sharpest spear and the strongest pair of cards in your hand."

"Gai Ma Ma~~, E E~~, Fan Fan~~"

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"Tell me, who else have you hooked up with behind my back?" xN

looked at the "thighs" who appeared behind him at some point.

Su Nian was sweating profusely.

"Can you leave a whole body?"

Ling Ri travels into the Genshin Impact world and gains access to a livestreaming room that connects three game worlds within the Mi family.

[Theresa: I didn't run a Lawyer Academy, you're so mad!]

[Kafka: Being a mother or something isn't out of the question.]

[Hu Tao: I recommend Zhongli as the next Geo God!]

[Zhongli: No need]

The protagonist is half a tool and half a participant in the plot.

This is just my own fantasy creation; I hope you all like it and let's fantasize together.

The main focus is on watching silly videos and memes, then compiling a list of fan-made content, and maybe moving on to other things after finishing with Xiaomi products. The main theme is memes, fun, and entertainment.

Those who cannot accept any out-of-character (OOC) or unprofessional author settings should consume with caution.

Please do not consume this while eating. Some parts may be quite comical, and the author assumes no responsibility for any fatalities.

Ai Chen traveled through a parallel world and took his eight-year-old son to participate in a variety show called "Good Parenting".

Family A: Install surveillance cameras in the bedroom, no gaming allowed! Otherwise, I'll get a warning from Septwolves!

Family B: My child, if you endure the hardships of studying, you won’t have to endure the hardships of life in the future.

When it was Ai Chen's turn, the scene suddenly changed!

Son: Dad, I want to go to Peking University!

Ai Chen: Why do you want to go to Peking University? Follow your dad and go to A University!

After saying that, he pulled his son to play games in a duo.

Netizens were stunned!

Son: Dad, I’m tired of playing games, I want to do my homework...

Ai Chen: You have finished your homework, what homework are you doing!

Son: Dad, the final exam is coming up soon, I won’t do well if I keep doing this…

Ai Chen: School focuses on grades, but family focuses on achievements!

Son: Did you and mom give birth to me just to be your playmate?

Ai Chen: What's up? You're eating my food and drinking my drinks, and you're not going to play anymore?

I saw that there was not a single desk at home, but there were two computer desks.

Netizens can no longer sit still!

"We have to read books in secret. The pressure of gaming is even greater than the pressure of studying. It has made our children addicted to reading!"

"This isn't good. Be careful of your rebellious children spending the night at the library!"

Just when everyone thought Ai Chen was using reverse education, he repeatedly struck back at humiliating education, repressive education, hardship education, and authoritarian education, giving them a slap in the face...

[This book has been adapted into three short plays, which can be viewed by searching by title.]

Jiang Chen traveled to a high-level martial arts world called Daming and became a Jinyiwei strongman.

At the beginning, he was betrayed by his boss and almost became a blood slave of the evil cult.

Fortunately, he awakened the evil-killing system and obtained the thirteenth level of Dragon Elephant Prajna, and killed his traitorous boss in one fell swoop.

"Kill the Blood Demon Master, gain one thousand sin points, and draw the Nine Yang Divine Art."

"Kill the Flying Taoist Priest, gain 10,000 sin points, and extract the Vajra Indestructible Divine Art."

"Kill the thousand-year-old zombie, gain 100,000 sin points, and draw the Tathagata Palm."

"Kill the White Snake Ancestor, gain one million sin points, and draw the Azure Lotus Emperor Soldier."

Many years later, Jiang Chen looked back at the road he had come from, and saw only piles of bones and corpses, and endless evil people who had made his path to supremacy possible.

[Family Cultivation] + [Kendo] + [Invincible] + [Body Refining] + [Soul Refining] + [Single Female Lead]

In the Jiuyi Realm, humans and demons alike are everywhere, monsters and goblins are rising up, and the fighting is endless!

Zhang Huaijin traveled through time and was reincarnated into a Qigong family in Langya County.

The path to becoming an immortal is extremely cruel.

The shackles between each realm are like natural chasms, as difficult as ascending to heaven.

I don’t know how many geniuses and heroes have died in the face of the shackles of their realm, leaving behind endless resentment.

Zhang Huaijin possesses the realm-breaking bead. As long as he has enough resources, he can ignore the shackles of realm and continue to break through.

The shackles of a monk's realm are no longer any obstacle in front of it.

Foundation Building Pill? Not necessary

Ziyang jade, what is that?

Yuanying Pill, although I don’t need it, I can leave it to the family!

Zhang Huaijin practiced three cultivations at the same time, forged an unparalleled foundation, dominated the world, and led his family to rise.

Step by step, from the weakest Qi training family, they became an immortal immortal clan standing tall in the fairy world.

I don’t know when, there is an extra mysterious area in the world that connects all the different planes, illusion. Here you can get countless wealth, beautiful beauties with different styles, and powerful powers that can destroy the world.

Countless people who seek their dreams and ambitions come here. Some laugh, some cry, some live, some die. This is the paradise of the strong. Here is the hell of the weak. And our story starts from the moment when a young man who has the most mysterious EX bloodlines in the whole fantasy world is born again seven years ago.

Ye Chuyue, the infamous, foolish, and ugly woman of the Divine Martial Empire, had an affair and gave birth to an illegitimate child. On her fiancé's wedding day, she jumped from the city wall in her wedding robes, dying for love. When her beautiful eyes first opened, the leader of an ancient martial arts sect from the 21st century would unleash a bloodbath and avenge her humiliation! Useless? She could shake an empire with her bare hands, trampling the world beneath her feet! Foolish? She could strategize and win battles from afar. An illegitimate child? The son of the Emperor, of imperial blood, who in the eight wastelands would dare to be disrespectful? "Mother, there's a handsome older brother outside who says he's my father." "Tell him to take some money and line up at the back." One day, the Emperor smiled wickedly: "I heard you've been telling everyone I'm dead?"

This is an extremely open game world: strength-based mages, constitution-based priests, intelligence-based magic archers, and all sorts of strange and wonderful free skills. The same class can have countless different playstyles! Xiao Hua isn't a veteran gamer, nor a professional player; he's just a physically strong and skilled fighter. In the game, he chose the rogue class, intending to live a carefree life, chasing girls, doing bad things, and just not getting bullied. But one day, after obtaining a free skill book called "The Illusion of Reality," a rogue with infinite possibilities appeared! [Not just a passing cloud]

The unlucky ones were moved to tears by the kryptonian gold card draw. Zuo Yu could never have imagined that the consequence of a huge guaranteed draw would result in his soul being transported to the world of "Genshin Impact" before the plot even began!

Luckily, it's linked to a system, and the newbie gift pack includes Harry Potter magic? When "Expelliarmus" actually disarms the Hilichurl's club, and when the energetic Amber descends from the sky to save the onlookers, Zuo Yu realizes: Is there something wrong with this style?

With one hand casting Hogwarts spells and the other waiting to "send equipment" to his Teyvat companions, the Genshin Impact account decided to set a small goal first - follow Amber and arrive safely in Mondstadt!