[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]
In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.
He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]
Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!
Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.
[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]
[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]
You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...
You have successfully enraged Voldemort...
...
Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!
Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!
Harry: Signas, how did you do that?
Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?
Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!
Ye Beibei was unprepared for a while, and she married Young Master Gu who was sitting in a wheelchair.
I thought that from then on, I would have lived a career as a wealthy man, rich and free, but I never knew I was enslaved every day to become a nanny.
Ye Beibei beat the table: Liar, I want a divorce!
Young Master Gu pushed a cute baby to his front: You still want to get a divorce even when we already have a child? Wife, you wake up!
“…” Ye Beibei looked at a cute baby, who was exactly like her, with a confused expression.
Who can tell her when she gave birth! ?
"Charming + No Fixed Male Lead + Love at First Sight + Love in a Fallen City" Lin Zhaoyue, a desperate working woman, accidentally binds herself to a rescue system and travels to various small worlds to complete missions… First World: Cannon Fodder Heiress VS Gentle CEO Who Falls in Love at First Sight Second World: Cannon Fodder Giving the Female Lead a Golden Finger VS Military Officer of the Era Third World: Exiled Substitute Bride Cannon Fodder VS Devoted Prince Fourth World: Cannon Fodder Sold into a Brothel VS Post-Apocalyptic Twins (1V2) Fifth World: Infinite Flow Cannon Fodder VS Dungeon Player (1V5) Sixth World: Lin Zhaoyue VS Meng Yanchen The author is a newbie, so some parts are bound to be poorly written or illogical. Please leave your brains with me before reading, and I'll give them back to you afterward. Thank you for your support!
Moen White, a reborn individual, a multi-billionaire, and a business prodigy.
In what seemed like an ordinary year in 1991, his original plan was to short the ruble, acquire Microsoft, and build a global business empire.
On his 11th birthday, in order to extract the "Strong" trait from a "character actor," he stopped the three-meter-tall giant.
"Hello, young gentleman, my name is Rubeus Hagrid, the custodian of the keys to Hogwarts."
Seeing the message "High-level magical creature detected" pop up on his retina, Moen's worldview shattered.
This isn't a business war novel, it's Harry Potter?!
Good news: The system is still running, and the version has been updated.
Bad news: The currency exchange rate here is chaotic, and there's a noseless guy who wants to rule the world.
So, the art style changed.
At the Sorting Ceremony, he used Das Kapital to say that this was the new rule for Slytherin.
During Potions class, he talked to Snape about the commercialization and mass production of Potions patents.
On the Quidditch pitch, he equipped the entire team with Nimbus 2000s, using an alchemical engine to turn brooms into supersonic fighter jets.
Facing the basilisk, he did not use the Gryffindor sword, but instead wielded his black ironwood staff and fists.
......
[The rating has just been released and will slowly increase]
Lin Xiu accidentally traveled to the world of One Punch Man because he was run over by the Hundred Ton King as a speed bump, and he became the neighbor of the protagonist Saitama.
Faced with this extremely dangerous world, Lin Xiu said he would eat some barbecue first to calm down.
Fortunately, at this time he discovered that he had the ability to evolve infinitely.
Relying on the system's unique copy and evolution function, Lin Xiu gradually began to embark on an inhuman path!
......
"The so-called ultimate creature should be immortal, omniscient and omnipotent, able to grow infinitely, and live above the dimension." Lin Xiu said.
Travel the world (tentative): Baki, Demon Slayer, Tokyo Ghoul, Jujutsu Kaisen, Naruto, Bleach, One Piece...
In this world, you can awaken the opportunity to change your job on the day you turn 18.
Someone awakened a sword master and took the enemy's head from thousands of miles away;
Some people awaken into war maniacs, transforming into battlefield bosses and killing thousands of monsters;
Someone awakens a violent butcher, slaying all evil;
Some people awaken to the life system and spend the rest of their lives in peace and stability.
On the eve of job change.
In order to relieve Zhang Long's anxiety, sister-in-law Su Ting communicated with him late at night and helped Zhang Long activate his destiny.
The day of job transfer.
Zhang Long's luck was perfect, and he awakened the strongest profession: the reincarnated archer, and awakened 900 trillion skill points at the same time.
"Hang up!"
[Congratulations, you have unlocked unlimited kite flow]
[Congratulations, you unlocked the fifth passive: Vision Corner]
[Congratulations, you have unlocked Absolute Invisibility + Arrow Invisibility]
【....】
Principal Fang: "Zhang Long, today is the college entrance examination. Where are you? Why haven't you arrived yet?"
Zhang Long: "Principal, I'm already here, look up!"
Zhang Long waved.
Principal Fang: "How come you, a college entrance examination candidate, are sitting on the judging panel?"
....
One year later.
The abyss of decay descends.
Hundreds of copies are unified and merged, and Zhang Long holds a bow and arrow.
An arrow pierced Hengyu.
Respected by the world as the Dragon God.
Zhang Long: "Sister-in-law, I don't like this name."
Su Ting: "Why? They all like you very much."
Zhang Long: "This name seems a bit social..."
The young Su Chen had his emperor bone taken away, his blood wheel was destroyed, and he was abandoned by his family. He awakened his chaotic body, opened the Chaos Devouring Tower, reunited his blood wheel with chaos killing, and came out with the Three Lives Blood Wheel, vowing to kill all enemies. Swallow the endless universe, sweep across thousands of stars, cut through the nine heavens with one sword, and dominate the eternal sky! I am the ancient emperor, and all races submit to me!
Ouyang Jie traveled to the world of Diamond Ace and became a freshman pitcher at Seidou;
He originally wanted to be the fourth batter, but was forced to go to the pitcher's mound.
He became Seidou's undisputed ace pitcher, attacking batters with powerful pitches time and time again;
A four-seam fastball with a speed of over 160 mph
A fast fork ball with a speed of 160+
As a fastball straight-ball pitcher, Ouyang Jie repeatedly struck out his opponents, cheering and helping Qingdao enter Koshien.
(Douluo Dalu 2, peerless Tangmen fanfiction)
The protagonist starts at the top, the family power is overwhelming, no licking dog, no melodramatic plot. ——————'Try' to be kind to the original characters,
He transmigrates to a world fused with horror movies and becomes a priest. Relying on a skill panel that allows him to level up and increase skill proficiency, Louis transforms from a frail priest into a powerful exorcist capable of single-handedly subduing Uncle Michael. From a LV1 [Light of Prayer] capable of only exorcising a single wandering spirit, he rises to a LV9 [Sanctuary Nova] capable of purifying an entire haunted house... Initially, he only wanted to survive in this world overrun by evil spirits, but surrounded by numerous exorcists, he ascends to the sole divine position. Appearances: Annabelle 1, The Skeleton Key, American Horror Story: The Coven, The Conjuring 1, Chucky, etc.