[Live broadcast + funny + no heroine + annoying + stealing bamboo shoots]

After being bound to the hatred system, Xu Muge no longer behaved like a human being. During

the military training in college, he robbed the school beauty's drink at the beginning and made her cry with one sentence.

During the live broadcast, he would attack the audience with sarcasm.

He wrote a novel, but stopped updating for half a month during the climax. The readers were so angry that they wanted to send him knives.

He made a movie, and abused the protagonist madly in the early stage. When everyone thought that the protagonist would turn around in the end, he suddenly let the protagonist die in reality. The audience fainted on the spot with anger.

"You don't do anything that has anything to do with people!"

[Douluo + Fanfiction + System + Invincibility + Multiple Female Protagonists]

Travel across the Douluo Continent and awaken your martial soul: Nine-Leaf Sword Grass.

The opening is cleared of background!

I thought I was getting the script for the male lead, but unexpectedly I ended up playing the villain.

The sword grass martial spirit showed its potential, counterattacked all the way, and overtook others.

When Jiang Yunzhou was about to be promoted to Soul Douluo, the system woke up.

And brought him good news:

By accepting a disciple and binding the soul ring position, you can increase the soul ring age.

Jiang Yunzhou, who originally wanted to stay hidden and develop, finally decided to intervene in the plot and take action against the beautiful geniuses.

Jiang Yunzhou: Scabbard? Bring it to me.

Ning Rongrong: Teacher, do you want to be a gigolo?

Zhu Zhuqing: I am still too thin-skinned.

. . .

[The introduction is weak, please move to the main text]

"Boss, we've struck it rich! We've struck it rich! Our show's ratings have exploded!"

Fresh Time: All I want is to lose money, why is it so hard?

"Mr. Xian, congratulations on your film's box office surpassing 5 billion! You have once again created a commercial miracle!"

Fresh Time: "Get lost! This is art, do you even understand art? It's a money-losing business!"

"Mr. Xian, our quirky game has topped the bestseller list!"

Fresh Time: "What? Quickly increase the difficulty and update the content to discourage players, make sure they curse and swear!"

Ever since he joined the system that gives a 1:1 cashback if he loses money, Fresh Time has been outwitting his brilliant employees every day.

"Please, please stop struggling! I just want to lose money quietly, why is that so difficult!"

Forced to marry an old man as a second wife? No problem, she'll take down the scumbag—and run for her life! But, whoever this is, I'm running for my life, I don't have time for you, why don't you go play by yourself?

"Ugly woman, I'm looking for a wife. Why don't you come and take my place?"

"Ugly woman, I'd like to discuss with you how to have a baby!"

"Ugly girl? Ugly girl my ass!" This is the last straw! The woman snapped, "Jun Qianhuang, if you say that again, I'll call off the engagement!"

He is a king who can turn the world upside down with a flick of his wrist, bloodthirsty and ruthless, ruling the life and death of a city; she is nothing but a useless orphan girl from the Yun family; step by step, he falls in love at first sight and is determined to marry her as his concubine, devoting his entire life to her with both iron will and tenderness!

[Novels, comics, anime, movies]

[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Dragon Ball, Naruto, One Piece, Pokémon, Gintama, Digimon, Ultraman, That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, Demon Slayer, Detective Conan, Death Note...]

It includes almost all Japanese anime, except for some that are banned.

Let's start by listing ten bizarre protagonists.

It will become more and more bizarre.

The first place winner was completely banned from the internet; even their name had to be reviewed!

Then there are the ten worlds that are most impossible to travel through.

There will be some interesting moments interspersed throughout, including some jokes, but not too many.

I'll just give a brief overview at the beginning; the real details will be written later, and the first five will be written in detail.

Because the vast majority of them are niche characters.

The five characters I mentioned at the beginning are all popular characters, which I don't need to elaborate on, as you all know.

The pure sky backdrop has no main character; it may occasionally be mischievous, but it will never lose its majestic presence.

The pace of the wedding will be gradually adjusted to ensure everyone's satisfaction.

Bad news: He was destroyed.

Good news: He was not a dump truck, so he is still alive.

Bad news: He failed to travel to another world and start his dream life.

Good news: The mysterious space also destroyed Bai Qi, and his soul was copied countless times. The origin of his soul was broken into two or three pieces, and he traveled to the world of endless dimensions.

The question is, why are all the people he traveled to girls?

Kiana in Honkai Impact 3rd is Bai Qi, and Kiana in Honkai Impact 2nd is Bai Qi.

Kiana (III): Kevin? The End? Trial of Civilization?

Golden wings appeared behind her, and the Honkai Impact 2nd version of the End came. Kiana pointed her gun at Kevin and the End Cocoon behind him: "Look at me and say it again?"

Nishiki Chitsuki is Bai Qi, and Haibara Ai is Bai Qi.

Gin: Ah~! Snow...! ?

Before he finished speaking, Gin looked at Miyano Shiho who was walking in the hail of bullets, and his eyes widened with horror!

Lucy is Bai Qi, and the Mecha-Machina is Bai Qi.

Lucy stood on the top of Arasaka Tower: "Corporate Military Armed Forces, Adam Hammer?"

The Ex-Machina armed forces extended and opened, "You are surrounded by me."

Because the memories of these Baiqi were worn out during the journey, the main personality after the memory was restored still tended to be female.

So... 99 wives, they are all me!

[Cards have arrived, demons have invaded, the Chinese emperor sweeps across the universe, invincible throughout the heavens]

This is a world where immortals and Buddhas no longer exist, civilization has been lost, and demons and monsters abound.

The only thing people can rely on is cards, which are full of mysterious power.

Xu Zhexian transmigrates to the world of cards, but due to a deficiency in his mental power, he is unable to create or control cards.

Class teacher: You've been forced to transfer to a regular middle school. Accept your mediocrity!

White Moonlight: You and I are from two different worlds, you can't give me what I want!

Classmates: Stay away from him, or you might catch the curse!

Xu Zhexian smiled indifferently, seemingly unconcerned.

Because he had a thorough understanding of Chinese history and civilization, and also had the support of a systematic approach.

I decided to build my deck around the Emperor.

Let's start with Qin Shi Huang, Ying Zheng.

Emperor Card: Qin Shi Huang (Ying Zheng)

Subordinate cards: "Bai Qi", "Meng Tian", "Wang Jian", "Li Si"

Equipment Cards: "Sword of Ding Qin", "Tai'a Sword", "Imperial Seal of the State", "Twelve Golden Statues"

Scene cards: "Fengshan Ceremony at Mount Tai", "The Great Wall", "Epang Palace", "Lingqu Canal", "Burning of Books and Burying of Scholars".

Domain Cards: "Sweeping Across the Land," "Seeking Immortality," "Touring the World"

From then on, the great emperors of China, such as Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Wu of Han, Emperor Taizong of Tang, Emperor Taizu of Song, and Emperor Taizu of Ming, took turns appearing to help Xu Zhexian (Xu the Immortal) vanquish demons, sweep across Western countries, explore ancient myths, and spread the divine power of China in various universes.

This book is also known as *The Imperial Card Making System*, *The Splendor of Chinese Emperors*, *My Emperor Ancestor is an Extraordinary Fighter*, and *My Emperor Father is Unrivaled in the Heavens*.

One Piece fanfiction + Battle Mage + Single Female Lead (Kuina) + Thrilling story set in the Great Pirate Era! Lin Feng, Battle Mage! Roaming the seas! With his Fire Dance Spear and Flowing Flame in hand, who can stand against him! With his Evil-Repelling Spear! Sweeping across the eight wastelands! I, Lin Feng, will surely uphold my justice, punching the Celestial Dragons and kicking the Five Elders! Sengoku: Lin Feng killed another Celestial Dragon? Garp: Well done! Uh, never mind. Shanks: The sea will change because of Lin Feng's appearance.

[Time Travel + Class D + Intelligence System] Akira Shimizu accidentally travels to the world of "The Classroom of the Elite" and becomes an ordinary student in Class D. [Ding! Daily Intelligence Updated] 1: Masumi Kamuro from Class A will attempt to steal beer from a convenience store today. 2: Karuizawa Megumi is looking for a "fake boyfriend" to protect her. 3: To satisfy your sexual needs, knock on Hoshinomiya Chie's door three times at exactly 2:00 AM. 4: Tonight at 10:00 PM, Kushida Kikyo will visit your dorm, ostensibly to "ask a question," but in reality... "Is this information...authentic?" Leveraging his foresight, Akira Shimizu navigates the various factions, delivering crucial clues to Horikita Suzune when she needs them most. Become the perfect candidate for Karuizawa Megumi's "fake romance," and enjoy a battle of wits with Arisu Sakayanagi. "Why is their intelligence becoming increasingly unsettling?"

After crossing, Xu Chenzhou awakened a chat group. All the members in the group are big guys and speak well.

The only question is, why are these big guys all cubs!

The Emperor of Desolate Heaven Shi Hao who is still drinking milk, Hong Yi who is still locked up in Hong Mansion to study, and Han Paopao who just became a disciple of Doctor Mo.

The babysitter turned out to be me. Fortunately, as long as these future big guys can grow up smoothly, Xu Chenzhou, as the group leader, can also get rewards.

Start as a big guy babysitter and embark on a road of invincibility in the world!