"Yes, I am a 'vase'!
With good looks, why rely on talent? With shortcuts, why take the long way?
Acting, spending money, enjoying life."
"I am the real dragon. Trust me, add me on WeChat (V50), and everything will be fine!"
"You may not trust others, but do you not trust me, the true dragon?"
Having transmigrated to the beginning of the primordial world and become a true dragon, before the Three Pure Ones had even appeared, Chen Zhu didn't want to work hard. He just wanted to chat in the chat group of all the heavens and then show off his sainthood in front of others.
That's right! It's Xiao He again! He's time-traveled again!
Bad news, the crossing point is Warhammer Katachon.
Good news, he awakened his Druid talent.
Bad news: he's being watched by all four peddlers.
Good news: He has a system and a jammer. The four peddlers and Old Man Huang can see his general location, but they can't pinpoint his exact location.
And so, completely unaware that he had spent five years surviving in the wilderness of Qatar, he unexpectedly took on the responsibility of a little kid who had fallen from the sky—the famous Conrad Coates! Yes! The very same Conrad Coates everyone was talking about! Batman~
This kid didn't go to Nasturm, but inexplicably ended up in Katachon. Who knows what the future Midnight Lord and he are...
In short, what fate awaits Coz?
Even Tzeentch couldn't understand fate, so who could?
[Lighthearted + No female lead + Fun + Entertainment industry]
Jiang Zhe has acquired a fear value collection system.
But... he's a comedian!
Jiang Zhe: As a comedian, I should bring joy to the audience, not fear!
Unexpectedly, the leather suit rewarded by the system was automatically renewed, deducting 10,000 fear points every month.
When the fear value becomes negative, the character in the suit will appear in the dream.
After three nights of eerie heart-to-heart talks, Jiang Zhe finally understood.
Jiang Zhe: Joy promotes dopamine secretion, and so does fear, and it can even produce adrenaline! Doesn't that mean fear outweighs joy?!
From then on, the comedy world lost an insignificant actor, while the supernatural film genre gained a titan.
He could be a ghost who suddenly appears at your door and gently knocks, making everyone who hears the knocking startle.
It could also be a faceless ghost that appears in the mirror at dawn, making everyone afraid to look in the mirror.
He is a green-haired zombie, he is minced meat, he is... comedian Jiang Zhe.
......
As Jiang Zhe's portrayal of the eerie character resonated deeply with viewers, netizens were gradually overcome with apprehension.
"Have domestic supernatural films evolved to this level lately?"
"Damn it! This can't be acting, it's all real! Oh no, I'm already in my thirties, what am I going to do if I'm scared to be home alone?"
"What the hell? You're telling me this is something a human can act out?"
"Wait a minute? This guy was a comedian before he played ghosts?"
"Are you done playing or not? Can Jiang Zhe come back to comedy? Stop putting us timid moviegoers on the back of our sleeves!!!"
The global altar has descended.
Others offer sacrifices by deception, spending their entire fortune for a mere glimpse of light.
However, Su Ming was able to see the hidden information on the altar!
【Altar 666】: A mysterious behemoth craves the ultimate taste bud stimulation!
Su Ming (pulling out a Death Reaper spicy strip): What a coincidence!
【Altar 4444】: The tragic heroine longs for the taste of real betrayal!
Su Ming (tearing up his ex-girlfriend's photo with a blank expression): This smell, is it strong enough?
【Altar 101010】: Supercomputers cannot understand the ineffective wisdom of humans.
Su Ming (throws in a philosophy book): Use this to burn your brain!
Red light! Golden light! Purple light!
While sacrificers around the world were still crying out that the altars were poisonous, Su Ming looked at the warehouse full of artifacts and fell into deep thought.
"What should we sacrifice next?"
【Battle of wits】【No abuse of the protagonist】【High-end game】【Do not destroy the original character setting】
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In this world, the defense team is composed of various heavyweight members:
The director is cunning and likes micro-management - Tsuchihashi Yu
The staff officer is eager for success and acts recklessly - He Zhi, Quan Teng
The captain is physically disabled but strong-willed, and speaks his mind directly - Zhu Xingtuan
The deputy captain hates evil and is stubborn - Nishijo Nagi
Researchers are highly skilled and ingenious – Agamus
In the outside world, Keigo Masaki in Kumamoto City is preparing to lead the evolution of mankind, and Makoto Aizen in Ayaka City is playing a heroic game.
Fujimiya Hiroya is determined to eliminate humanity, and the hunter knight Sword is willing to sacrifice the Earth to destroy Bogaru...
At the same time, Gatanjea on the seabed is about to awaken, and the Sphia black hole in the universe is approaching rapidly.
The Tree of Life attracted Dr. Talent and Queen Amaterasu, and the Yabo people came to lead the charge under the orders of the Anpera star...
And you have a [watch] that can transform into all Ultraman and monsters.
Fighting against the sky and fighting against people, the fun is endless.
【Torture Tang San, torture Yu Xiaogang! 】
Gu Xian travels across the Douluo Continent,
and the game begins with a collapse of the sky. And he lives next door to Tang San?
Awaken the infinite random system at the critical moment.
【A new system can be randomly assigned to the host every month. 】
【The system is valid for one month, and a new round of randomness will automatically start when it expires. 】
【The first system is: Demon Contract System! 】
【The host can choose items at will to sign a contract with the devil. After success, the host can get the corresponding reward. 】
【Novice task: Sign a contract with Tang San! 】
Gu Xian was shocked. Can a living person do it?
【Tang San's signing of the devil contract will consume one year of life! 】
【The task rewards are as follows: 】
【1. The host will share the innate full soul power with Tang San! 】
【2. After the martial soul awakening is over, the host's martial soul will evolve into - Shadow Scythe! 】
Since this is the case, he can only be "forced" to pit Tang San.
So far, Gu Xian began to enjoy the infinite fun of a new system every month!
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for opening the [Blind Box Sacrifice System]!”
[Successfully sacrificed Tang San and obtained a diamond-level blind box! ]
[Successfully sacrificed Yu Xiaogang and obtained an epic-level blind box! ]
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for opening the [Plot Modification System]!”
[Successfully modified the plot! ]
[Reward: Soul Ring Simulator, which can simulate and control the display color and age of soul rings at will! ]
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for opening the [God-level Summoning System]!” “Ding
! Congratulations to the host for opening the [Top-quality Sign-in System]!”
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for opening the [Many Children and Many Blessings System]!”
“......”
In the year 2545, a reckless experiment by one of Lu An’s students to extract “vacuum zero-point energy” triggers a catastrophic vacuum decay, threatening the entire universe. In a twist of fate, Lu An is reborn into his younger self in 2013.
Given a second chance at life, he begins anew by building his future through technology.
From bionic prosthetics, armed humanoid robots, and solid-state lattice batteries, to nano-medical robots, cryogenic hibernation, genetic anti-aging therapies, controlled nuclear fusion, and even antimatter energy—his innovations reshape the world.
Step by step, Lu An creates an unprecedented technological empire that changes the course of human civilization. Under his lead, humanity breaks free from Earth’s cradle: constructing vast orbital cities, developing the Moon, terraforming Venus, and colonizing Mars. Humanity grows beyond tens of billions, leaving its footprints across the entire solar system.
“Identifying Popular and Obscure Creatures in a Divine Otherworld”—Trilobite crossed over into a trilobite, trembling in a world he believed was full of storms and chaos.
To survive and to evolve, he had to devour various plankton, small bugs, and shrimp. Survival was so hard that he had no time to think about anything except eating and hiding everywhere.
But he didn’t know that his deeds were widely praised in three thousand worlds. People respectfully called him “the magnificent and extraordinary Giant God,” “the benevolent giver,” and “the evil…”
[Infinite flow + One-hit kill + No female lead + Incredible luck]
The extraordinary exist in reality, the abyss is constantly growing, and the epochal catastrophe is imminent.
The chosen one of the new era is about to step onto the world stage, wielding his long sword to carve out a bright and clear world.
When the Chosen Ones join Paradise, this dream combination will ultimately become the nightmare of all fallen souls!
When all resources are concentrated on swordsmanship, this strike will be etched into the hearts of all adversaries.
After Suning casually destroyed a star with a single strike, he said to everyone, "Using a basic attack as an ultimate move is the romance of a man."
(Note: This book is an infinite flow novel set in a paradise, with no female lead. The protagonist is decisive and ruthless, with a clear goal of becoming stronger. He specializes in swordsmanship, and almost all his skills serve the purpose of swordsmanship. Therefore, most of the protagonist's skills will be passive, and his fighting style is that a normal attack is his ultimate move. The tags were automatically assigned by Tomato and I can't change them. Apart from the infinite flow theme, they are basically all wrong.)