[Celebrity + Hilarious + Relaxed + Old Sixth] Chu Yunxuan traveled to a parallel world and participated in a talent show called "New Voice Generation".
He never expected that in the beginning, the company would make him perform miserably to gain attention.
All the viewers thought that Chu Yunxuan, like everyone else, was acting cruelly without any thought to make the audience cry...
This guy actually did it in public.
Chu Yunxuan: "My parents have been gone since I was a child. It was an old man from the mountains who adopted me."
"My grandpa is eighty years old. He rides 40 kilometers every day to the county town to pick up waste to support me."
"But one day, my grandfather had a car accident while scavenging, and he passed away..."
Halfway through the ordeal, Chu Yunxuan couldn't stand it any longer.
"Pfft, hahaha, I'm really sorry, I couldn't hold back my laughter. It was my first misfortune because I didn't have much experience."
Chu Yunxuan's laughter stunned everyone.
Just when the director team thought there was an accident during the live broadcast and the manager thought Chu Yunxuan was completely finished...
No one expected...
The popularity of the show actually broke records.
"Hahaha! This guy is so interesting."
"Brother, I made you miserable, but I didn't make you laugh, hahaha!"
"..."
Just when everyone thought Chu Yunxuan was just a funny guy trying to create a show effect...
An original "Our Love" with explosive high notes completely shocked the entire Internet.
Is using ghost money to trick women into sleeping with someone in the Sakura Country illegal? Result: "Not illegal." ... A man was caught in marriage fraud, transferring demolition funds, and being cuckolded, with three sons who weren't his biological children. The opposing lawyer pleaded not guilty. Lawyer Zhang adjusted his glasses and smiled wryly. At the final trial, not only did the opposing lawyer go to jail, but everyone in the audience who glanced at Lawyer Zhang was also sentenced to three years. ... A man was falsely accused of taking secret photos on the subway and then exposed as innocent? Result: "Starting life imprisonment." ... After the little fairy broke the law, I had jade syndrome, so you can't convict her. Lawyer Zhang smiled wryly. Starting three years for the little fairy. ... A man was charged with robbing a bank in the Sakura Country. The opposing lawyer said, "The other party robbed a large amount of property and killed several Sakura residents. I request the death penalty." Lawyer Zhang said, "No, he's not guilty. The plaintiff is making a false accusation. I request 300 million yuan in compensation for our emotional distress." Result: "Insufficient evidence of robbery. He was acquitted. The plaintiff must also compensate the defendant for 300 million yuan in emotional distress." ... A trademark infringement case. Sakura Country Lawyer: "Our trademark, a black shadow kicking a football, and the defendant's trademark, a white shadow kicking a football, are identical except for the color. This constitutes trademark infringement." Lawyer Zhang: "No, my client wasn't kicking a football, he was kicking a globe." Protagonist: Zhang Chen
(No CP quick travel)
Since Dan Hua has self-awareness, it has existed for an unknown period of time. One day, a system broke into his plane, and Dan Hua opened the door to a new world and started a journey through time and space.
Another day, another system comes to your door——
system:? ? Can you be a human being?
Yu Hua: As a human being, I am a professional
system:! ! So you were a human before
Yu Hua: So I was not a human before
System logic is dead.
Yuhua picked up the faulty system and opened the space-time channel
…………
The first story: There is always a female supporting character with a vicious surname
The vicious female supporting role whitewashing system is now online——
Yuhua: OK, the law will make her white again.
The second story: There will always be immortals
Monks: Let me be free in heaven and on earth——
Zihua raised his head and looked at the monks flying around above his head: close the door and turn on the system
The third story: Never be afraid
The second season crew of Celebrities Come to My House.
A reality show originally produced by Lizhi TV, which allows popular female stars to marry into the countryside and experience the life of a rural daughter-in-law.
The program team invited the popular and top young actress Dilraba Dilmurat.
The nation’s daughter Guan Xiaotong.
Koi Yang Chaoyue.
Beautiful singer Dai Yutong.
Ye Feng, who obviously didn't have a girlfriend, was pulled in by the program director to make up the number...
Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.
Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.
Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.
The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.
The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.
On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.
The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.
Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.
Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.
Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.
Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.
> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”
Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”
> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?
Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”
> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”
Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:
> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”
Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:
> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”
Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:
> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”
Xiao Yunfei: “??????”
I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?
You really are a woman in mourning, huh!
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Tags: Light-hearted
Main Character POV
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One-sentence summary:
Took home a Princess Royal by accident.
[Ajax debut + landing in the Premier League + Chinese and Portuguese mixed race, don’t criticize if you don’t like it.]
This old book has 1.5 million words + guaranteed, so you can add it to your bookshelf with confidence.
Full Synopsis:
Thanks for the invitation! How can I save myself in the Dutch second division?
Yu Wang originally thought that his golden finger would be a system like [Green King], [Football Elf], and [Backfield Master].
Who would have thought that there would be an old Deng counterattack system!
In 2034, having retired for many years, you watch 27-year-old Goyamal, three years your junior, sprinting through the Saudi World Cup like no one else. At that moment, you regret it.
[You regret wasting your time and youth.]
If you could turn back time, you swear that you would live your life again.
times! But you know, time cannot be reversed!]
[A sentence flashes through your mind: The best time to plant a tree was ten years ago. The second best time is now!]
[So you made up your mind to make a comeback!]
[Lao Deng's return gift pack is being distributed...]
What? Lao Deng's counterattack?
This isn't a joke, what do you mean by retirement and comeback? I'm only 18, okay?!
However, after receiving the novice reward, Yu Wang immediately became interested.
Who says this system is rubbish? This system is awesome!
Su Mu, who traveled to a parallel world, became the chairman of Red Elephant Food, a company with a market value of hundreds of millions. He originally thought that he could achieve financial freedom, but he never expected that he would be tied to Pit 13's wealth reversal system.
All the company's property belongs to the system, and Su Mu can only obtain personal property through the wealth conversion system.
If you choose profit exchange, you can exchange it for personal assets at any time, but the ratio of 10,000:1 is daunting.
Choosing a loss replacement can achieve a high replacement ratio of 1 to 1! However, the condition that only bankruptcy can replace it almost drives Su Mu crazy!
In order to go bankrupt, Su Mu did everything he could, and finally...
(Orange) (Old author, several books have been completed, feel free to follow) The heart of belief is the most powerful magic. Gathered thoughts can not only bring miracles, but also produce weirdness. Times have changed. With the development and popularization of science, the strongest weirdness no longer comes from myths, but scientific fantasy and network culture. The four strongest weirdnesses at the pinnacle of weirdness are: Beyond life and death, Schrödinger's cat girl. A world away, Cheesino's black tortoise. Reducing entropy by inverse logic, Maxwell's enchantress. Omniscience, Laplace's witch... Qin Huanyu, a black-silk policewoman who came from a research institute, has a magic eye for mathematics and physics, and has worked in the police station for two and a half years, suddenly took over a very strange series of cases, and the legend began. (Except for the protagonist's defeat by his wife once when they first met, he never suffered a setback)
I have a store of all worlds.
The first customer was a cute little girl who asked me if I wanted a wife as soon as she entered the door.
The second customer was a little girl with deer antlers on her head. She kept asking me if I had seen her pig brother.
Although the third customer is very miserable, she has a father who dominates the world and always says "oh my" and "oh my".
The lolita characters that have appeared so far include [Princess Jinyang Li Mingda (Little Sizi)], [Princess Changle Li Lizhi (Little Litchi)], [Little Dragon Girl Lolita Version of Pig Bajie in Springtime], [Princess Yangzi Ying Yinman, Daughter of Ying Zheng], [Lü Bu's Daughter Lü Lingqi], [Princess Roufu Zhao Huanhuan], [The Adventures of Little Carp: Bubble Boy Girl Version]
[The Pirate World ➕ Organ Blackening ➕ Multiple Fruits ➕ Capturing Pirates ➕ Crushing]
Traveling through the Pirate World, Lann’s organs have their own ideas.
Your heart has turned black, and you urgently need a Tremor-Tremor Fruit to calm your nerves!
Your eyes have awakened to a short-term future vision, and you can predict the future for three seconds!
Your stomach has awakened to greed, and you can swallow multiple devil fruits!
Your legs have awakened to flash, and Kizaru calls you an expert!
Your body is suppressed by Kaido, and your organs all unite to beat up Teacher Kai, and teach Luffy on the spot what is the real domineering entanglement!
…
In the war at the top, Lann stepped on Blackbeard’s head and successfully intercepted the Tremor-Tremor Fruit.
[Your heart activates the Emperor Engine and awakens the Drum of Liberation! ]
[You are now a free liberation fighter! ]
Im: It’s ruined, it’s all ruined! How come there are three Nikas?
Kaido: I admit that this student is easier to teach than Luffy, and he can speed through Wano Country in ten minutes.
Red Hair: For the first time, I suspect that my arm pressed the wrong person.
Wang Luffy: You are Nika, who am I?