Want to be a freeloader? Start with the concept-based [Sloth Fruit] and become invincible!

Sleeping while working, your Observation Haki will automatically cultivate! Punching in and slacking off, your Armament Haki will instantly max out! Conqueror Haki? That's not necessary!

Akainu, the boss, was furious: "Levi! If you slack off again, I'll send you to the New World!"

Levi turned over and said, "Marshal...it's so troublesome. The journey is too far...I'm too lazy to go."

During the Battle of Marineford, the world was collapsing and the sky was breaking, but he was sleeping soundly under the execution platform.

A fatal attack came at him, and he turned over unconsciously... Boom! The attack was gone!

Marshal Zhan Guo collapsed, holding his head. "Quick! Wake up Levi! Let him finish the fight before he goes back to sleep!!"

This book is also known as: "The Navy's No. 1 Slacker King, Akainu Was Furious at Me," "Navy King? No, I'm the Sleeping King," and "My Justice is Punctual Check-in."

At the same time, he traveled through the 99 world series and was nicknamed "Brother Cheng". The plug-in was himself.

Hokage Yang Cheng: What! Red Bean is my teacher? Then Aunt Snake is...

Devimon Yangcheng: I just want to be a kind Devimon, but the chosen children are stupid!

Shijiao Yang Cheng: Battle of wits? I've reached my combat ceiling, so why not just speedrun?

Pirate Yang Cheng: Nami is my adopted sister?

Yiquan Yangcheng: What? I'm a tentacle monster, so it's okay...

Bleach, One Piece, Naruto, Digimon, Pokémon, Re:Zero - Jobless Reincarnation, Shakugan Shana, there are so many, I'll just write whatever comes to mind...

First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

"Master, people say there are gods in this Taoist temple. Excuse me, are there really gods in this Taoist temple?"

Facing the reporter's questions, the energetic Song Feng looked somewhat ordinary, and said like an old man of his age: "There is no such thing as immortals. These are just rumors spread by outsiders. These days, we believe in science. Young comrade, feudal superstition is not acceptable~"

Before he finished speaking, he saw a multicolored light streak across the sky in the distance. Then, a middle-aged Taoist swallowed a spinning sword ball and said to the old man anxiously, "Master, this is bad! The demon dragon you suppressed has broken free!"

Hearing this, the old man paused slightly, then looked at the reporter awkwardly and explained, "...Haha, my apprentice loves acting and doing performance art. He's too immersed in his acting."

After he finished speaking, the old man glanced at the reporter, who was skeptical about his life, and asked, "...Is the camera off?"

"It's off...it's off~" The reporter didn't react.

"That's good..." Upon hearing the reporter's words, the old man smiled faintly. A terrifying aura spread from his body. He simply shook his shoulders, and his entire body transformed into a sacred deity that connected heaven and earth. He said in a thunderous voice, "It's just a small loach. I really gave him honor!"

It turned into a beam of light that connected the sky and the earth and disappeared among the crowd in the blink of an eye.

Photographer: “…”

reporter:"……"

Robertson came to this world of swords and magic and became an unknown officer of the Frankish Kingdom. As soon as he arrived, he was thrown into the meat grinder of the two major races.

Fortunately, he awakened the Mount and Blade system.

"Ding! Today's training is complete, soldier experience increased by 10"

"Ding! The first-tier Frankish Militia has reached maximum experience and can be upgraded to Frankish Infantry/Frankish Archers."

"Ding! The host has completed the eight knight skills training, and the experience value has increased."

Many years later, when the Abyss Lord from another world invaded massively.

"Can anyone tell me why all his subordinates are extraordinary legions?"

【Lord】【Fantasy】【War】【Management】【Farming】【Strategy】【Mount and Blade】

Genius + Thunder Spirit Root + Starting from a Golden Core Family + Family Unity + Decisive Killing

I have previously written a family novel of about one million words. If this novel's data is up to par, I will strive to reach two million words.

After traveling through the ancient times and joining the Jie Religion, he heard the Jie Religion's complaints about its luck.

Before Lin Xuan could come to his senses, he was pulled into a chat skirt.

【Honghuang Chance Chat Skirt】:

The fortune of Jiejiao: The Four Swords of Zhuxian, the Qingping Sword, those guys are more than capable of killing, how can they be used to suppress the fortune? If they can all find you, brother Bailian, how can the fortune of my Jiejiao be lost!

Twelve-Rank Pure World White Lotus: I am about to get moldy in this Yingzhou Fairy Island, but this top-level innate restriction is hard to find even for a saint!

Chaos Pearl: I tell you, let alone a Saint, even the Great Dao cannot find any trace of me!!

A hundred years later, Lin Xuan took the Chaos Pearl under his feet in his hand and fell into deep thought.

And this is just the beginning. ...

On her wedding day, she was humiliated; her status as the legitimate wife was instantly changed into that of a concubine.

“wh***! Marrying you is my life’s shame!” These were the hurtful words that came from her childhood sweetheart, now husband.

….

Jiejie, jiejie, thank you for your sacrifice. Jiejie, if you’re kind then go. Meimei will replace you and take good care of your husband, to help you enjoy the blessings that you are unable to enjoy!” these words spat out by her smiling cousin made her whole body feel cold.

….

“You are shameless! There is no need to say anything! From now on, our Shen family will not have you as our daughter! Someone! Throw out this shameless woman!” These were her relatives?

…

Becoming the target of criticisms, and being submerged in a small lake, she realized that all of this was the result of another person’s scheme – but it was already too late!

…

Instead of dying, she went back to the past, back to where both feelings were still alive and were loving towards each other; back to when she was not yet an orphan but the doted on Di daughter of the Shen family.

No matter what, in this life, she would never allow anyone to hurt the people she loved. And those people who harmed her in the previous life, she would make them pay the price!

(Originally also known as Honkai Impact 3rd: My Perfect Life Simulation System)

Alicia: "Oh, Xiaochen, you are so cute. This pink skirt must suit you very well! Oh, don't run~"

Mei Lei: "Su Chen, I am willing to fall into darkness in exchange for you returning to the light, just like you once saved me."

Xilin: "Brother, you said you would stay with me forever. This time I won't let you leave my side again."

Lin Zhaoyu: "Big Brother, do you remember that you still owe me a promise? I am willing to spend my life with you."

The Herrster of Knowledge: "Traitor, come and take my sword!"

Qin Fan's life trajectory has undergone a drastic change for unknown reasons!

[A hidden identity of Qin Fan has been discovered!]

[Two hidden identities of Qin Fan have been discovered!]

[Three hidden identities of Qin Fan have been discovered!]

[Qin Fan has been discovered to possess a special identity that will influence the era of great strife!]

[Because Qin Fan's changing fate will play a crucial role in advancing the Great Conflict, he is hereby awarded a unique privilege-level panel.]

As the mysterious sound rang out, Qin Fan discovered that the arrival of countless players had brought him entirely new enjoyment.

"You freaking don't know, Qin from Wuyou Manor..."

An angry player in the corner was about to say something, but after noticing the change in his companion's expression, he changed his tone as if to say something else.

"Master Qin is truly a role model for us all! He is simply a great hero and a paragon of virtue that everyone admires!"

"Very good, the task of cleaning all the latrines at Wuyou Manor today is assigned to you!"

Affection level ↓↓↓ Warning!

After issuing the mission, Qin Fan waved his hand and left without a trace, leaving only two players who were petrified in the corner.

Let's get a job, you player-monster!

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My completed work, "The Only Path of Righteousness and Evil," with nearly five million words, is available for readers.