【Lighthearted + No CP + Comedy + Showbiz】

Xiao He obtained a “Crime System” golden finger that allows him to learn various criminal skills.

— But the only way to survive is to keep killing people.

Xiao He: …I’m just a regular college student, who wants to become a criminal?!

Wait, there is another way?!

Due to a freak accident, Xiao He exploits a bug in the system — by using acting to replace real crimes, he steps into the entertainment industry and becomes a professional villain actor!

He can play a refined yet depraved serial killer, wielding a chainsaw and becoming everyone’s nightmare.

Or a heartless fugitive scumbag whose infamy makes the entire country cry for justice.

He’s a romance scammer, a cold-blooded assassin, a mass murderer…

He is — Actor Xiao He!

—

At first, Xiao He took villain roles just to survive, but he unexpectedly shot to fame with his seemingly non-existent “acting skills” and became a top-tier movie star!

Everyone in the industry knows: the more people a character kills, the faster Xiao He accepts the script.

But the public says: “This guy doesn’t look like he’s acting. He needs to be investigated!”

Even fans plead: “Bro, stop killing people, we’re afraid you’ll actually go to jail!”

But as the real “toxins” of the industry keep getting exposed and arrested, Xiao He — who looks like the biggest villain — keeps rising in popularity and racking up awards.

Eventually, everyone just gives up: “Fine, let him keep ‘killing’ for us to watch. Just make way for the King of Villains.”

“The simplification of the extreme mountain breathing method… the simplification is successful… the extreme mountain breathing method → ​​breathing!”

Chen Fei took a deep breath.

“Extreme mountain breathing method +1 experience.”

“…”

Wu Tian traveled through the ancient times and became a member of the witch clan. Unlike other witch clan members, Wu Tian was not interested in fighting and killing. He just wanted to stay behind the witch ancestors, occasionally give them advice, practice steadily, and achieve the great way. What was there to be afraid of in the witch-lich catastrophe? As long as he could survive until the underworld was opened up, he would go directly to the underworld to hug the thigh of Lady Pingxin...

The witch clan, which was originally hot-blooded and only knew how to act recklessly, is now doing more and more outrageous things.

When the battle between wizards and liches came to an end, the wizard clan actually withdrew from the wilderness, leaving the demon clan and the saints to confront each other!

"Oh no! The witch tribe has a new idea king!"

[Invincible in the late game] [Collapse of cultivation] [Slightly angsty] [Lots of memes in the early game] [Immortal Dragon] [Super strong protagonist] [Unyielding] [Multiple female leads] [Star God level plus Luo Jinxian level in the late game]

Also, please note that this is the author's first book, so there will be a lot of references and memes in the early parts. As the writing style improves, it will get better and better later on.

From an innocent and naive boy to a valiant hero bearing the mark of extreme evil, he travels through various worlds, buying time to grow. To protect the beauty in his heart, he raises his blade against villains, solely to safeguard the promise he made to her.

From sword-drawing slashes to dimensional slashes, and then to spacetime slashes. From ordinary people to beings of imaginary numbers, and then to beings with white dwarf cell constitutions. From ordinary people to Great Immortals, from guardians to immortal dragons, all for the sake of protecting heroes and Valkyries.

This is the story of Lin Qin saving them, and also the ending of their rescue of Lin Qin.

There were a lot of references and memes in the beginning, but I've improved it later. Please bear with me, everyone. Thank you! ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉﾞ❀~

(Completed) [Time Period + Space + Stockpiling Resources + Building a Business]

(Initially, I will work in rural areas; later, I will develop my career in Hong Kong and attend university in the United States.)

Xu Nanxing dreamed of that special era and at the same time obtained the legendary portable space.

After stockpiling supplies, they were indeed transported to the 1970s.

Did the scumbag father and stepmother sign her up for a rural assignment so that her younger brother could get the original owner's job?

Xu Nanxing decisively devised a plan to send away both her scumbag father and stepmother!

Discovered a Japanese spy while on a rural mission? Reported immediately!

Send the spies away, and while you're at it, take all the treasure looted by the Japanese army!

Was the original owner's biological father a well-known Hong Kong businessman? Her cousin impersonated her to go and acknowledge her.

Sure enough, I sent my cousin away too! And while I'm at it, I'll expand my business to Hong Kong!

Did a wealthy foreign businessman's ancestor be a general who invaded China, and did he secretly hoard a large number of Chinese cultural relics that he looted?

Xu Nanxing decisively went to collect the money and then donated it to the country!

Xu Nanxing eventually became a very wealthy man, achieving great success in the high-tech field and the film and television industry.

One blink and I was transported to the world of Food Wars!. Until that day… [Ding! Abnormal energy detected. The Strongest Chef System has been successfully activated!] [Host has triggered an emergency mission: Calm the Red Oni on the verge of going berserk.] [Mission Description: The Red Oni before you is on the verge of losing control due to prolonged hunger and burning inner fire. Please use the available ingredients to temporarily quell its inner fire and alleviate its hunger, preventing it from going completely berserk and causing destruction.] [Note: Ordinary food has little effect; it requires infusing 'heart' or using a special recipe.] [Mission Reward: One recipe for Clear Broth Soba Noodles (Perfect), Chef's Heart - Soul Suppression (LV.1), Mission Points: 1 point.] [Note: Due to the urgency of the situation, the reward has been issued in advance. Please learn and prepare it as soon as possible.] [Failure Penalty: The cafeteria is destroyed, and the host is highly likely to be seriously injured or die.]

Qin Hao transmigrated to the world of Xian Ni and connected with the strongest system in the entire map. As long as he sets foot on a new map, he can become the strongest in every stat across that map. Just as Qin Hao joined the Hengyue Sect and became a Nascent Soul cultivator in the early stages, he received an invitation to the "Peerless Beauties Chat Group." [Ding!] [Peerless Beauties Chat Group invites you to join!] Qin Hao: "??? Me, a guy, what the heck is this Peerless Beauties Chat Group?" Inside the chat group: Li Muwan: "New sister, showing off your photos!" Hongdie: "Wait, you're a guy, how did you join?" Yao Xixue: "What? You're a Nascent Soul cultivator at sixteen? How can you be so freakish?"

[Zombie Tide] [Vehicle Building] [Mobile Tower Defense] [Combat Talent Upgrade] [Fear of Insufficient Firepower]

The entire population is transmigrated into a Plains Survival game.

Everyone starts with a random vehicle, a random talent, and a random weapon.

As night falls on the plains, terrifying zombie monsters attack. Players scramble into their vehicles; some cry for help in fear, while others start flexing in the chat channels.

“My vehicle is an armored tank! How am I supposed to experience the thrill of fighting zombies barehanded?”

“This is rough—I only got a B-level strength talent. Even if my strength is ten times that of a normal person, I still have to search for supplies myself!”

“Why do you all have such good vehicles and talents? I only drew an AK47 with infinite bullets. My trigger finger is sore, and I’ve only killed ten zombies!”

Amid the ongoing boasting on the public screen, Ji Cang glanced at his SSS-level hidden talent [Daily Intel] (unique).

He sighed helplessly:

“I really envy you lucky ones. Unlike me, I can only be a regular wallflower.”

Starting from gathering intel, he gets a daily head start—snagging top-tier supplies, treasure chests, talent shards, hidden rewards, all in his pocket!

Upgrade path: [Old Van] → [Armored RV] → [Large Base Vehicle] → [Mobile Doomsday Fortress] → [Heavy Combat Platform] → [Super Mechanical Giant Turtle] → […].

Vehicles, weapons, talents, and defense upgrades are diverse, with precise data—jump in with confidence!

[Beast Taming + Gu Insects + Assassin Type + No Female Lead + Decisive Killing + Cannot Transform + Cthulhu + Lone Wolf + Numerous Trump Cards...]

(No system, but it has cheat codes!)

A bizarre invasion has occurred, with ten evil kings emerging, plunging the continent into peril!

Chen Fei, still a freshman in college, obtained the Killing Codex, which allows him to quickly improve the strength, aptitude, and skill proficiency of monsters simply by killing.

Restriction: Only Assassin-type monsters can be contracted.

(The "Assassin" attribute is not a class!)

[The Myriad Poison Gu: Can use a variety of toxins to unleash a Zerg catastrophe!]

【The Ghostly Fox: Possesses three magic systems: soul, illusion, and dreams; kills without a trace.】

[Hidden Void Skeleton King: A combination of necromancy and spatial manipulation, allowing for assassinations with unparalleled freedom of movement!]

[...]

Classmates and friends: "No way, we haven't even graduated yet, and you can already beat up the Evil King?"

"No, we haven't even graduated yet, and you've already ascended to heaven?"

...

This book is also known as: My Pet Beasts Are All Natural Disasters!

Beast Taming: Starting with a Gu Poison and a Cheat Code

[One-Punch Man Family Bundle, Boros, Garou ONE, Starry Sky Garou, God, Mad Wolf's Evil] + [Numerous Comments] + [Multiple Angles of Commentary] + [Serious Review!]

(Shocking, passionate, thrilling, questioning, reasoning, envy, sadness, pain, madness, resonance, seeking to torture, inferiority complex, seriousness, quirkiness, comedy...)

The light curtain descends upon all realms

(Omitting the prelude of the light curtain descending, proceeding directly to the plot)

NO.1…Boros: Saitama, that's exactly how it means to defeat you!!!

NO2…You brat, neither the hero who saves you nor the monster who kills you will survive today.

NO3… Garou, is your ambition to become the ultimate evil about to end because of a hero?

NO4…The Gods Descend: Tremble, you foolish three-dimensional beings!

...

As these iconic scenes were revealed, the entire universe was abuzz with excitement.

"Hungry Wolf, you actually want to be a hero, don't you?"

"As expected of KING! The strongest man on Earth!"

"You keyboard warriors! You have no idea how much damage a bald guy can do with a single big punch!!!"

"Doraemon, the scenes are moving too fast, I can't see them clearly!!!"

"That bald guy is the villain!"

"Burned to ashes, turning to pure white ash, Boros, may you rest in peace."

"Holy crap? I have hair?"