Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

[Skilled in both career and romance, both main characters are strong]

Nanxi, who was born at the peak of her career, was pampered by her family from a young age.

Others were envious but dared not speak out. The most common private discussion was: "Ten years east of the river, ten years west of the river; the Nan family's triumph won't last long."

Perhaps there is strength in numbers, even in malicious expectations.

When she was 20, her family suddenly fell into poverty, and for a time, many people cheered with joy.

However, Nanxi refused to follow everyone's wishes and went against the tide, striving to shoulder the heavy responsibility of the family.

From a pretty face actress to a powerful national first-class actress, and then to an all-around superstar, she has taken each step steadily and firmly!

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Wait a minute, Gao Qiufeng was the first to stand up for the young master, reminding him: "Did you forget to introduce the important VIP?"

Nanxi: "Loan sharks don't deserve to be here."

Zhang Yichen: ...

Su Zhu's eyes were alluring, and she smiled gently in support: "Xi Xi is right."

Military strategy is a way of engaging in worldly affairs, involving tempering the body and refining one's skills, fighting bandits, slaying demons and evil spirits, and protecting one's home and territory. However, without cultivating one's life force, one's lifespan will not exceed one hundred years.

Wang Xuan's soul transmigrated to the cultivation world, already practicing the military school. He could only rely on the power of popular reputation to deduce the peak of military techniques, fighting for a sliver of hope. From then on, he traversed ghostly lairs, raided demon nests, and destroyed mountains and temples...

[Infinite flow + multiverse + various monsters + exhilarating combat]

Orphan Lin Yu unexpectedly transmigrates into the world of Prototype, initially merging with the Blacklight virus and returning to reality through a portal. However, upon returning, he is shocked to discover that the crisis is far from over. Fragments of the virus's parent organism follow him.

The diary left by Elizabeth's mother reveals a terrifying truth that could overturn reality: fragments of viruses from countless worlds are gradually adapting to the environment of the real world under the intervention of those with ulterior motives. Deep within the biological gene research institute lies a shocking conspiracy that could plunge countless worlds into utter ruin. Lin Yu was originally the ruler of the universe, the strongest among all rulers, but he was betrayed and besieged by the rulers of other races and the human race. He could only return to Earth with a remnant soul, isolating the Earth and losing his memory to become an orphan.

Ye Fan transmigrated with a blank book.

This wordless book is anything but ordinary.

Each time he marries a wife, the Book of No Words reveals a martial arts manual. So, even though he didn't know any martial arts at the beginning, after marrying his first stunningly beautiful wife, he received the Little Li Flying Dagger from the Book of No Words.

In this world, there are cultivators.

Since ancient times, martial artists have been considered inferior to cultivators.

Cultivators fighting martial artists is like adults fighting three-year-old children.

He, Ye Fan, is determined to change this situation.

Who says martial artists can't defeat cultivators? Ye Fan will use martial arts to attain enlightenment, wielding the Little Li Flying Dagger as his natal magic weapon, dominating the world with his blade, ultimately shattering the void, ascending to the Immortal Realm, becoming an immortal ancestor, and achieving eternal life!

"A mage monster from Earth has landed at the interdimensional gate!" "An unspeakable nightmare manipulator is approaching the spatial core!" "The despicable invincible cheat king has breached the energy mother nest!" "Ren Yunqi has arrived, another interdimensional space is about to fall." "His supreme Majesty has arrived in his loyal interdimensional space today! Long live humanity!" This is the story of an extraordinary mage—purifying curses, controlling nightmares, steel torrents, defying the heavens with invincibility... Ren Yunqi: "This time, the advantage is truly in my hands!"

[Genshin Impact + Sasuke Uchiha + Role-playing + Time Travel + Thrilling Story + System + Fou]

Jiang Ran was attending a comic convention cosplaying as Uchiha Sasuke when he accidentally traveled to the Teyvat continent while passing by the Genshin Impact booth. He awakened a role-playing system and took on the role of Uchiha Sasuke, whom he was cosplaying at the comic convention.

Many people are changed as a result of this ongoing role-playing journey.

Hu Tao: Ever since Jiang Ran, our guest, arrived, the business at Wangshengtang has become increasingly prosperous.

Zhongli: Jiang Ran's guest advisor? I'm not really good at dealing with him.

Funina: Before I met Jiang Ran, my life was always dull and boring. After I met him, I felt that every day was a new day.

The first 10 chapters are a transition; Fontaine starts from chapter 11.

While engrossed in watching the anime "A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality," Fang Han transmigrated into the world of "A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality"! However! The Invincible System of All Heavens: Congratulations, host, for successfully occupying the body of the immortal Fang Han. To avoid karmic ties with the Creation Immortal King, rewards are given: Nine-Aperture Golden Pill and Yellow Springs Diagram. Fang Han: ...I'm not Fang Han! The Invincible System of All Heavens: The host has successfully occupied Fang Han's body and is now Fang Han. Please accept the Nine-Aperture Golden Pill and Yellow Springs Diagram! Fang Han: Okay. ...The Invincible System of All Heavens: Please complete the following tasks. Task 1: To avoid ties with the Feathered Gate, please join a non-Feathered Gate cultivation sect. Reward: "Panwu Mighty Divine Power" Task 2: Kill a cultivator. Reward:

Since conquering the three great dynasties of Han, Zhao, and Wei, the Qin Dynasty has ushered in an unprecedented golden age. Powerful cultivators have emerged in droves, and everyone is proud to be a Qin citizen. However, Ding Ning, an ordinary street urchin from Changling, the capital of Qin, whose origins are beyond doubt, dreams of overthrowing the Qin Dynasty and killing the Qin Emperor, whose cultivation has reached an unprecedented eighth realm.

【Defection】【Capture the Tailed Beast】【Nuclear Shadow】【Slow Pace】【Multiple Female Protagonists】

The pace is a bit slow in the early stages of the story.

From just wanting to protect his family and survive the night of genocide, to later thinking about the right and wrong of the ninja world, and finally transforming the ninja world into what he wanted.

"If I fail, I'll be the worst sinner. If I succeed, I'll be the savior!"