(Complete) Alias: Playing dirty and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no, no

[Everyone reads minds + eats melons + family and country + tanking + time travel + not a silly story + not a strong female character + light-hearted + light group portrait + CP]

The heroine will be a little weak in the early stage, and will gradually grow up, and the means of protection will be in the later stage.

Jiang Yueyang, a 21st-century social animal, died suddenly of a cerebral infarction after working overtime late at night. Before his death, he was bound to a melon-eating system.

Then she traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty, which did not exist in history, and became the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Revenue.

In this life, Jiang Yueyang is determined to give up and never roll again.

But after entering the palace, her plan of giving up was ruined.

The Emperor of Daxia, for some unknown reason, suddenly issued an edict appointing her as a fifth-rank editor, responsible for repairing the books in the library.

She also made it clear that she must be present at both major and minor court meetings.

Jiang Yueyang wailed, what went wrong?

She doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, important things must be said three times!

However, in this era of supreme imperial power, she couldn't say no!

So, she had no choice but to go to work before dawn every day.

Oh no, it’s court.

On the first day at work, Jiang Yueyang knew that her colleagues were not very friendly.

[What? The emperor was cheated on?]

[What? The granddaughter of the Minister of Rites is secretly pregnant?]

[Don't be a love-brained person! Auntie, the person you like not only has his wife, but also has eight mistresses.]

Later, her colleagues were either thrown into prison or beheaded.

The emperor went crazy killing people.

Reborn into the Great Wu Dynasty, Li Changsheng becomes a (fake) eunuch in the imperial harem. He aspires to be like Lao Ai, but instead becomes the strongest eunuch on Earth.

In terms of political achievements, he established schools, implemented reforms, rectified official corruption, swept across the land, and brought peace to the world for generations to come!

He fought against powerful ministers, but in the end, he inexplicably became the most powerful minister and the most treacherous traitor!

When it comes to economic development, he transformed the once precarious Dawu into a prosperous and powerful nation, even surpassing Tao Zhugong!

In terms of talent, if all the talent in the world were equal to one bushel, he alone possessed twelve bushels, and the rest of the world would owe him two bushels!

A man of many talents, he wielded power over the world when awake, and rested his head on the lap of beauties when drunk. Princesses, imperial concubines, noble ladies, and chivalrous women all loved and admired him.

...

The stunningly beautiful empress later looked back and thought: "You dog of a man, I asked you to manage the harem, how could you have dug it all up?"

['Wasteland: Fortress of Civilization' has been loaded! Survivor qualification has been activated.]

[Survivor Yu Yuan, initial area drawing completed! The result is - Riot District]

Yu Yuan, who accidentally entered the wasteland world, was forced to embark on a hardcore survival journey in the wasteland.

Under the threat of urban mobs, extreme natural disasters, player looting, and civilization invasion.

He had only one choice, which was to do his best to build and strengthen his hiding place.

Fortunately, Yu Yuan obtained the destiny card and began his journey of rise.

[Killing Card] [Indulgence Card] [Luxury Card] [Conquest Card] are full of challenges.

——When others are still worried and busy about possible dangers.

He has developed a number of rare hideout facilities:

[Secret Library] [Starry Sky Observatory] [Hot Air Balloon Lift] [Life Altar], detect and lock the source of danger in advance and eliminate it completely.

——When others are still tightening their belts and dieting because of extreme natural disasters.

He already has a complete set of circular ecological planting system:

[Vertical compound farm] [Aquaponics system] [Insect breeding box] [Seaweed culture dish] Feast your eyes.

——When others are still afraid of player wars and the plunder of other wasteland worlds that are breaking through the sky.

He has integrated all the armed forces in the city blocks, established a complete reconnaissance and attack system, and completed the unlocking of the hidden title route - City Shadow.

Crush all the rats that covet him one by one.

When a new civilization is rebuilt on the ruins of the old civilization.

Yu Yuan looked at his own fortress of civilization and sighed secretly:

This is my civilization

[Undead Scourge + Mechanical Scourge + Evolution + Legion + Faction Formation]

Early game: Develop the undead army and create the undead Scourge!

Mid-game: Develop magical technology and create mechanical catastrophes!

Late game: Counterattack the Abyss Dimension and conquer other dimensions!

On the day of his job change, Su Ming awakened his system, which could automatically generate various skeletons after transforming vegetation!

As the system is upgraded, one incredible skill after another emerges!

[Undead Mother Nest]: The host can consume mental energy to transform any plant into an "Undead Mother Nest". The type of plant determines the type of undead unit, and the growth cycle determines the strength of the undead creatures.

[Undead Mark]: When a summoned creature kills an enemy unit, there is a 50% chance that it will assimilate that unit.

【Damage Resonance】: When a summoned creature takes damage, it gains attributes. Adding attributes and ecology value will allow the skeleton to evolve.

[Unit Fusion]: After basic units are fused together, more powerful units are unlocked.

...

A few years later.

Are the Abyss races invaders?

No, it is my undead army!

"Quickly notify the higher-ups, Su Ming has single-handedly ventured into the depths of the abyss..."

When Su Ming advanced to the depths of the Abyss World, he discovered that things were not as simple as they seemed. Only then did the true chaos begin to emerge…

...

The introduction is insufficient; please proceed to the main text!

(The book had previously received a rating of 8.0, but after a million words, it was nerfed due to a lack of reviews.)

This is the story of a male protagonist who has no power to bind the chickens in the world of pirates armed with the weapons of language to the thoughts of the pirates.

The male protagonist has no power to bind the chicken because of the modern human body! There is no power to bind a chicken! There is no power to bind a chicken!

I heard that there are many old guys hiding in the ninja world, stirring up trouble behind the scenes!

Do you still want to be the sixth in front of me, Uchiha Lingyue? Expose me!

Behind the Six Paths of Pain is the lame Nagato!

Behind Nagato is the one-eyed Obito!

Behind Obito is the dead Uchiha Madara!

Behind Uchiha Madara is the filial son Black Zetsu!

There is a Six Paths Sage hiding behind Black Zetsu!

Where are you guys putting these dolls!!! Expose them all! Come out and get beaten!

What is the Ten-Tails Weapon Plan? What is the Moon Eye Plan? It's a good plan. Don't plan it next time!!!

More sincerity, less routine!

Let me reveal the truth about the entire ninja world and give everyone a real ninja world!

Fang Lie, a disciple of Mo Sect, suffered from bullying in his youth and was even framed as a thief who raped and murdered his sect. However, he relied on his great perseverance and gained great opportunity to cultivate the "Shen Huang Nirvana Sutra", which gave him an immortal body with unlimited resurrection.

From then on, Fang Lie embarked on a golden road to deal with all kinds of dissatisfaction.

You dandy boy, who cares who your father is? Who cares who your master is? Who cares who your master's school is? I will kill you without hesitation!

Senior cultivators, great masters of the demonic path, even when meeting Fang, you must behave properly. I can't beat you? I can't beat your son? I can't beat your son, and I can't beat your grandson?

I just can’t be killed, I just want to be arrogant, let me ask you, who in the world dares to disobey?

[Natural Disaster][Space][Farming][Not a Saint][Famine Refugee] Lu Qingqing opened her eyes to find herself transmigrated into the body of a neglected child, unwanted by both parents. She'd barely finished singing "Little Cabbage Turns Yellow in the Field" when she discovered her transmigration gift package—a space! Lu Qingqing happily looked at her planting space, ready to show off her skills and get rich. But her smile quickly vanished; she'd transmigrated to the Little Ice Age, a time of frequent natural disasters. When drought struck, she was sold to a fool as a child bride for a load of grain. Fortunately, this foolish husband was incredibly strong and willing to protect her. Natural disasters struck one after another: drought, extreme cold, hail, sandstorms, locust plagues… While everyone else struggled to survive, Lu Qingqing and her foolish husband lived a life of luxury. When awful relatives tried to steal her grain, she beat them until they submitted. When thieves tried to steal her grain and injure her, she sent them straight to their reincarnation.

A story about ordinary people, without a system, focusing on farming.

Carrying a mysterious three-acre spiritual field, he traversed a vast and mysterious world of immortals and heroes. Fortunately, his second uncle guided him onto the path of immortality, and he became one of the thousands of independent cultivators.

While the path to immortality is easy to enter, the journey is difficult. Only by facing challenges head-on and undergoing countless trials can one achieve lasting immortality.

(Realms: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul...)

Having only activated his cheat ability two years after transmigrating to the One Piece world, the miserable bounty hunter Norton tearfully began to replan his life. "You touched the corpse of the pirate Shimiru, [Constitution +1]." "You touched the corpse of the fishman Ayok, gaining [Fishman Constitution]." "You touched the corpse of the giant Barbara, gaining the giant swordsmanship skill [Overlord]." From then on, Norton's interest in corpses burned wildly…