A once-powerful Pill Emperor was reborn as a useless disciple of a lower-level sect. His astonishing cultivation vanished, and he thought he could simply return to his peak by retracing his cultivation path. Unexpectedly, he discovered the Nine Dragons Universe Cauldron within his body, along with a heaven-defying cultivation technique. "Qin Tian, ​​the useless disciple of a sect?" "No, it's Qin Tian, ​​the Pill Emperor of Beichen!"

Normally, being reborn is a joyous thing, but being reborn as someone destined to clash with the protagonist and even have to give up the woman you love is not so pleasant. With the annulment of the engagement imminent, Guhe is panicking.

A fallen rich kid returns to the moment after his college entrance exam, once again standing at a crossroads of fate. BAT (Baidu, Alibaba, Tencent) is still in its infancy, the gaming industry is still barren, and smartphones still exist only in movies. All of this will change because of Chen Chu. In this life, Chen Chu will walk a completely different path and become the godfather of an era!

Xu Tingfei transmigrates to the Marvel universe and is immediately bound to the [Multiverse Mall System]—as long as you have money, you can buy anything.

His first purchase was a perfect copy of Professor X's telepathy.

And so—just as Tony Stark donned the Mark armor, a notification sounded in his mind: "Ding! Your armor blueprints (including the Arc Reactor improvement plan) have been downloaded by 'user Xu Tingfei'. Do you wish to pay to unlock the anti-mind spying protocol? Monthly fee: $1 billion."

Nick Fury roars from the Helicarrier: "Who can explain why the Hydra spy list is in his shopping cart? And it's 20% off?!"

Loki descended upon New York wielding his Mind Scepter, only to be immediately struck by a gentle thought: "Brother, did you find this scepter on the secondhand market? System analysis shows—the inner gem (Mind) is a high-quality replica. The genuine item is priced at $999.9 billion. How about installments?"

The Ancient One's hand, which was brewing tea in the Mirror Dimension, trembled slightly: "He used 'paid VIP privileges' to block the Eye of Agamotto's spying... and even sent me an ad for 'dimensional loans'?"

When Thanos descended upon Earth with the Infinity Gauntlet, Xu Tingfei merely blinked.

The next second, a clear notification simultaneously popped up in the minds of every hero and villain in the entire universe:

[Global Mindset Broadcast] (Sent by: Xu Tingfei)

"Mr. Thanos, your plan to 'eliminate half of all life' has been classified as an inefficient solution."

We recommend purchasing the 'Sustainable Population Cycle Elimination Protocol' from this store (which includes a free Resurrection Coin pack). First-order special offer: 5 Infinite Gems can offset 90% of the cost.

Thanos: ?

Zhou Hao transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and obtained a sign-in system. He started by awakening the Dark Gold Terror Claw Bear Martial Soul, possessing innate full soul power and an external soul bone.

Possessing invincible attacks, the strongest...

Li Yufei, a Chinese mixed-race prodigy, binds with the “Freeloader Football System” and begins his journey of living off his superstar girlfriend—none other than international pop diva Taylor Swift.

With his girlfriend's fame skyrocketing and her expectations spiraling out of control, Li Yufei finds himself in a peculiar situation: balance love, luxury, and the pressure of becoming the greatest footballer of all time (GOAT).

To the world, he may be a kept man—but behind the scenes, he’s grinding hard on the pitch.

Football legends weigh in:

Cristiano Ronaldo: “I’m the first, second, and third greatest in history. As for Frey? He transcends football itself!”

Lionel Messi: “They say I’m the third-generation football king, and I accept that. But the king is only second in the world—because number one is GOD.”

Neymar: “My idol is Frey. Not for his football skills, but because he has a global diva as a girlfriend. His freeloader game is something I can’t even compete with!”

Mbappé: “My idol is Ronaldo. Messi is strong, sure... As for Frey...”

Will Li Yufei rise from ‘kept man’ to ‘football god’? Or will he be remembered as the most successful freeloader in the history of sports?

Banned for swerving during the Spring Emperor's Trophy, Sakura Baimu has become a trainer at Tresen Academy. After training the Triple Crown East Sea Emperor and Mejiro McQueen, who won the Spring Emperor's Trophy three times in a row, Tresen Academy welcomes a new batch of ponygirls. On the day of the entrance ceremony, Sakura Baimu arrived at Chairman Akikawa's office and met Kita no Genju and Satomi Kozumi, who were waiting to join the team. "Well done! Who would you choose to train as your next Triple Crown ponygirl?" Chairman Akikawa asked with a smile. Just as Sakura Baimu was about to open her mouth to answer, she suddenly saw a system interface appear above Chairman Akikawa's head. [Akikawa Yayoi: Training Difficulty (C)] Sakura Baimu smiled softly and pointed a finger at the older girl with long orange hair behind the desk. "Wha...what?! You want to choose me?!" "Of...of course not!" "Think about it carefully!!!"

During the 2011-2012 offseason, the Lakers failed to win a three-peat, Phil Jackson retired, the team's roster aged, and its strength declined significantly. General Manager Kupchak actively sought trades and reached an agreement with the Hornets to trade Pau Gasol for Chris Paul, the league's best point guard.

It shocked the world.

However, league commissioner David Stern vetoed the trade for "basketball reasons," dashing the hopes of pairing the league's top point guard and shooting guard.

The whole world feels sorry for the Lakers!

Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a second-round pick point guard for the Lakers. He gains the ability to pass the ball by disappearing from Kuroko's basketball manga and performs explosively.

Fans worldwide are baffled: with a point guard like this, why even bother trading for Paul?

Paul: "I thought it was a mutual regret that I didn't go to the Lakers, but I didn't expect the Lakers didn't need me at all! Turns out, I was the clown myself!"

Kobe: "I thought Jiang Feng was here to assist me, but I never expected him to be here to usurp my position!"

Jiang Feng: "I'm not pretending anymore! I'm coming clean! I'm a better point guard than Paul!"

Other team owners: "We did everything we could to stop Paul from going to the Lakers, but the Lakers have developed their own point guard genius! We're devastated!"

Su Chen died in an accident and accidentally awakened the system, and was about to travel through the fantasy world. Unfortunately, the system told him that he had to wait a million years before it could be fully activated.

So Su Chen signed for a million years.

During this million years, he obtained countless magic weapons, elixirs, and techniques.

The number of low-grade spirit stones must be calculated in "Jing", and there are hundreds of millions of fairy-grade spirit stones, which can be said to be inhumane.

After traveling through time, Su Chen became the young master of the Su family, and led the Su family to become the strongest family in the heavens and the worlds.

Holy Land Tianjiao: "No one is allowed to stop me, I want to go to the Su family to guard the gate."

Ancient Clan Disciple: "I heard that the Su family is still short of a fire burner. I have the innate fire spirit body. Let me come. I can take on this important task."

Heavenly Law: "Okay, okay, you all play like this, right?"

......

[Short video + movie viewing + no main character + making up for regrets]

Short video system arrives in Teyvat

The video opens with the PV of "The Sinner's Dance Steps": I pronounce, Water God, death sentence.

Fufu: Huh?

Navelette: Ms. Furina, I need an explanation.

"Water Dragon, Water Dragon, Don't Cry": May the sunny weather bring you a good mood.

Happy Birthday PV: The float bounces and jolts, Nasita opens her eyes.

She said she had a dream that Nasita's birthday was today.

Yingmei: Great Sage, wait for me, I'm coming to Sumeru to catch you right away!

Lisa: You lunatics from the Church of Christ, you really need to be electrocuted!

With the playback of short videos

Various knives, various fan-made creations, various dark histories

The Teyvats are numb.