【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

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Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

Ye Fei's invention can increase production a hundredfold!

He grows ordinary rice, and the yield increases a hundredfold, reaching 80,000 kilograms per mu!

He casually made a suitcase to increase storage space a hundredfold!

Is the 22-nanometer lithography machine the current limit of Longguo? After Ye Fei debugged it, the accuracy reached 0.22 nanometers, crushing the world!

A 4,000 mAh mobile phone battery? Ye Fei manufactures a 400,000 mAh mobile phone battery that can last for two months on a single charge!

I heard that the sniper rifle has a maximum accuracy of 2,000 meters? Ye Fei manufactures it, and the range is directly 200 kilometers!

Longguo is developing rapidly, and the bald eagle is panicking: I'm going to sanction you!

Foreign Affairs Spokesperson: Little brother, I'm afraid you don't understand the situation!

[Unrivaled background + dynastic power struggles + political intrigue + numerous beauties]

Wearing the clothes of the Great Xuan Dynasty in the high-martial arts world, Qin Mo became a stand-in fake prince.

Intercepting the Crown Princess on her wedding day at the start of the game—a doomed situation?

No, it was a perfect start; Qin Mo obtained the Destiny Chart and changed his fate.

[Prince Tanuki → Showing all the signs of a dragon]

Good fortune and misfortune are intertwined → turning bad luck into good fortune

[Soul imprisoned → Unparalleled comprehension]

Having served six dynasties, the once-powerful prince in purple robes, a legend among men, who had saved the day from collapse, willingly bowed to him. The best Gu master in the Southern Crow, the future Gu Immortal High Priest revered him as a god, and the future Dragon Elephant Martial Ancestor formed a bond with him, honoring him as his elder brother...

In his plan to overthrow the Great Xuan Dynasty, Qin Mo unexpectedly discovers that the real prince, who wanted him to die in his place, lives in a household full of "top-notch" people...

"Since you want me to die as a fake prince in your place, don't blame me for stealing your house!"

Three years later, spiritual energy revived, plunging the world into chaos. The true prince returned with a group of transmigrators, intending to replace Qin Mo, only to find that everything was not as he had imagined...

This book is also known as: "Premature Transmigration: I've Already Become an Emperor, and You're Only Now Transmigrating to Work?"

On the night of the bridal chamber, he was betrayed by his beloved, and the number one war god in heaven died!

A hundred years later, the Emperor of Heaven is reborn and will no longer be His Highness’ minister!

In this life, he will break the sky, go against the universe, reach the sky, and step into all the worlds!

【Song of Ome from Childhood】

[Full NOVELAI painting support! The character design of each protagonist will change with age, and each chapter will be equipped with related story illustrations! 】

[From a well-behaved little angel to a bad little devil, from a mischievous wild girl to a high-cold female schoolmaster, the personalities of the playmates who get along day and night will change with the environment. Do you still like her back then? 】

Playing with plums and riding bamboos, we met for the first time.

Not shy but coquettish.

Mei Fang's rebirth story goes back to 2002, 20 years ago, and becomes a 6-year-old boy who just wets the bed during his lunch break.

And it was also on this day of bedwetting that he firmly grasped a fate that he hadn't noticed in his previous life and missed it early. The long-distance race of emotions spanning the beautiful years has since kicked off——

"Mei Fang, the three of us will be good friends forever, forever, okay?"

"Pull the hook, hang yourself, for a hundred years, don't change!"

There is no special cheat code, just a proficiency panel. You have to grab opportunities and run away from dangers, but the most important thing is the accumulation day after day. One day, I will master all the methods to protect my immortal path and live forever!

[Hot New Book, Free to Read] Transmigrated into Yuan Xi, the second son of Yuan Shao. Yuan Shao had just defeated Gongsun Zan and appointed Yuan Xi as the governor of Youzhou, giving him full authority over its affairs. With a powerful father as his backer and a mighty army at his disposal, he could conquer the northern frontier. He had a beautiful wife named Zhen Mi, whom he could kiss and... well, you know. He also had a system called Super Beast Taming, commanding tigers, leopards, bears, and lions at his beck and call. He invents things in his spare time, making a fortune. He reforms the military and government, develops domestic affairs, and builds a true Tiger and Leopard Cavalry and Bear and Lion Cavalry. Anyone who dares to covet Hebei will have to ask me, Yuan Xi, first. If you, dear readers, find "The Super Beast Taming System of the Three Kingdoms" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ and Weibo!

Huang Long transmigrated to the prehistoric world and became Huang Long, the direct descendant of the First Emperor. He was also one of the Four Noble Ones among the Twelve Immortals of the Chan Sect. He attained enlightenment as a True Immortal, but discovered that he was not only the Four Noble Ones, but also the Three Wrong Ones.

The wrong foundation, the wrong method, the wrong timing.

Just as the Dragon-Phoenix Han Calamity was ending, and he had just come to his senses, his own thigh was about to self-destruct. From then on, the karma of the Dragon Clan would suppress the Yellow Dragon so that he would never be able to rise again until he became a disciple of a sage.

Fortunately, he suddenly obtained the Nameless Great Seal, which can collect Daoist essence and condense the Dao fruits of great powers.

The wonder of the Dao Fruit is that it can replicate the origins of gods and demons, autonomously improve one's cultivation, and copy the supernatural powers one possesses.

Huanglong immediately looked at his father, who was preparing to transform into the emperor to suppress the four seas.

"Father, wait a moment, let me observe you properly... uh, let me see you one last time."

Countless years later, the Yellow Dragon, now adorned with the fruits of the Dao, stared at the Heavenly Dao and said coldly, "Are you asking me to do something? Pangu, also known as Little Yellow Dragon!"

[Food + Daily + Warmth + Good for eating + Funny]

Get the God of Cooking system, start by setting up a stall to sell rice bowls, and become the God of Cooking in China!

"His chicken leg rice is so delicious! I want more!"

"I've never eaten such authentic sweet and sour pork tenderloin, it's absolutely amazing!"

"Urban management! Urban management, why are you queuing up too?!"

Urban management: "Anjing, it's not easy to get here, do you know how hard it is to eat his rice bowls!"

[World Cup] + [Champions League King] + [Best in History] + [Manchester United, Real Madrid] + [Top Five Leagues]

Su Qi traveled to the year 2012 in a parallel world.

Trigger the 'God of Football' system at the start and get the reward: God-level prediction.

Thus began a legendary football career.

The iron gate at the back? The midfield master? The super shooter? The world's strongest combat force?

Sorry, I, Su Qi, want them all!

In the era of Melo and Ronaldo competing for supremacy, Su Qi emerged out of nowhere and quickly grew into a superstar who shocked the world!

La Liga, Premier League, Bundesliga, Serie A and Ligue 1 are all under Su Qi's rule!

Messi: "Everyone says I'm gifted, but I want to say that I got it through hard work. Su Qi is the one who is truly talented. He must be an alien!"

C Luo: "Well... although I don't want to admit it, who cares? Looking at the football world, Su Qi is indeed a little bit better than me!"

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Many years later, at the Golden Globe Awards ceremony.

Pele: "Let us now welcome this year's Ballon d'Or winner. Yes, it's him again, the best in history, the legend of ten consecutive Ballon d'Or winners, the only God of Football, Su Qi!!!"

Su Qi dominated the football world for an era and enjoyed great glory.

This era.

Belongs to Su Qi!!!