The Quibbler's interview today - Who do you think is the most laid-back Hogwarts faculty member?

Minerva McGonagall: Although it depends on the situation, I personally think it's Brian.

Albus Dumbledore: Isn't it Brian? It's a different story if we count the magical animals.

Chet Bryan: Who else besides Hagrid and me?

Reporter: May I ask what these three boxes in your hand are?

Chet Bryan: Ah, this is of course Hagrid and I's nightcap today. My friend, you've had a hard time coming to Hogwarts. If you're willing, come and have a drink with us tonight.

After working himself to death from overwork, he reincarnated as Li Chengqian, Crown Prince of the Great Tang.

Above him stands the legendary Emperor Taizong of Tang—Li Shimin, the ultimate overachiever and terrifying father. Below him lurks his ambitious younger brother, Li Tai, scheming day and night to take his place.

And if that’s not enough, he’s constantly being hounded by Wei Zheng—the incorruptible, sharp-tongued court censor and the moral compass of the ages.

In his past life, he was a corporate cog working to the bone. In this life, he's the ultimate second-generation elite. And they still expect him to break his back like a beast of burden?

Hell no—what would be the point of reincarnating then?

So he tosses aside his moral hang-ups and embraces the slacker life.

To top it off, Li Chengqian even unlocks a "Lying Flat System": the more he slacks off, the more rewards he earns—rare items, upgrades, and even physical enhancements!

Stand around all day at court? Not a chance!

In his previous life, Cai Zeyang listened to the words of villains and was instigated by others, which led to family discord and even caused his wife to suffer heavy bleeding when giving birth to their seventh daughter.

Not even one child, big or small, was saved! His six daughters became alienated from him and left home early.

He died of old age without ever coming back to see him.

Fate has arranged for him to be reborn, so he should live a good life in this life!

Is there still an unpredictable space? Sometimes good, sometimes bad?

It doesn't matter, having space is a good thing! You can refresh supplies every day and store things.

Thinking of the sad past, Cai Zeyang cherishes the days with his wife and children even more.

In this life, he wants all seven daughters to live a good life!

The Age of Exploration.

My seas were rated the most chaotic.

The main reason?

Treasure, artillery, pirates.

Transcendents embarking on secret journeys, secret sects seeking the depths, the Far Eastern archipelago known as the "Land of Gold"...

the truth is undeniable.

Yet, the boats continue to stream in.

This sea always offers a glimmer of hope.

Be it confusion or madness.

But its proximity, almost within reach, invites you to risk your life.

A sea of blood and fire.

And here, I am destined to be crowned king.

...

...

Ryan awoke to find himself the son of an elf and a great pirate.

Expecting a winning start, he foresaw a bleak future from birth.

Fortunately, Ryan obtained the [Perfect Life Notes], which can eliminate imperfect branches, wield the transcendent [Seals], and embark on a journey of perfection!

A life of losing both parents and dying at the age of three;

a life of touching a cursed object and ending in depression;

a life of being captured and taken as a concubine by the Empress of the Sea...

All imperfections can be reversed!

Years later, as Ryan pilots his massive ship across the sea—

"What pirate ship? I thought it was a small plank."

"The wind is too strong." "The waves are too fast."

"Blind spot." "Unable to stop the ship.

" "We're all trying so hard to live."

"How did you break when I didn't even try?"

"Then tell me about my letter of marque!"

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"We Said We'll Set Sail, Will You Become the Ruler of the Deep Sea?", a nautical novel with nearly two million words and 20,000 high subscriptions, is now complete!

Chu Xun traveled through the fantasy world and became the elder of the Sutra Pavilion in the Donglin Holy Land. He obtained the investment system and could see the luck, fate, status, etc. of others. Different investments would bring different rewards.

Investment requirements: only for the destined villains.

This made Chu Xun depressed. Why can I only invest in villains?

The eldest disciple: Master, I will snatch a female emperor for you.

The second disciple: Master, you want to practice magic weapons? It just so happens that my family has ancestral fairy gold. Master, wait for me...

The youngest disciple: My family has a peerless medicine that has lived for seven thousand years. I will go and pick it for Master as a medicine guide!

Chu Xun: It smells so good!

West: After traveling through the ancient times, Ning Wen became a disciple of the Western religion and became a direct disciple of the Western religion.

You will gain extraordinary enlightenment at the beginning, and you will receive rewards when you sign in to the sacred mountain blessed land.

Sanqing: Ning Wen, why don’t you go back to the East? We regret it!

Jie Yin Zhunti: Don’t try to steal my disciple. We will fight to the death with anyone who tries!

Disciple, please strengthen our West!

【Mortal Path】 【Longevity Cultivation】 【Survival Strategy】 【Steady Progress】

Li Chang’an transmigrated into a cultivation world, becoming a rejected street cultivator (fángshì sànxiū).

His talent is mediocre and his status low. He originally thought immortality was out of reach, but fortunately, he awakened the 【Daily Divination】 system.

【Today’s Divination · Lucky】: You enter the mountain to cut wood and unexpectedly discover a fox den, where you find a jade slip containing a “Talisman Legacy” (fúlù chuánchéng).

【Today’s Divination · Unlucky】: You are targeted by a rogue cultivator who tries to trick you out of the street market.

【Today’s Divination · Very Lucky】: In the street market trading area, you find an egg of a mutated “Xuánshuǐ Guī” (Mysterious Water Turtle). Its bloodline strength rivals that of a low-grade spirit beast, but it’s being sold as an ordinary beast egg.

【Today’s Divination · Very Unlucky】: The street market’s formation masters collude with enemies, breaking the market’s protective formations. A foundation-building grand cultivator is about to invade, and your life is in danger.

...

Relying on the divinations, Li Chang’an manages steadily, avoiding misfortune and seeking good fortune, building many good connections.

Time passes, the world changes, and countless talented heroes are lost to the years.

But Li Chang’an rises step by step, ultimately overlooking the river of time, becoming an Immortal Lord of Longevity (chángshēng xiānzūn)!

Fighting for belief.

Longing for victory in all battles.

Flying immediately, flying to the ever-changing court.

The glory on the clay court, the pride of the diamond ace.

As bright as a diamond.

Standing proudly in the center of the court, the most dazzling and dazzling color.

Is the most sincere oath of the king! !

Who are we! ?

King Qingdao! ! !

[Stealth Cultivation] [Time Rewind] [Joyous Sect] [Demonic Path Survival]

Zhou Ping had just transmigrated to the cultivation world when he was abducted and sent to the Joyous Sect to undergo the entry trial: within two hours, those consumed by aphrodisiac poison die, those lost in indulgence die, and those with mediocre aptitude die even more surely!

To withstand the torment of the burning poison, Zhou Ping resolutely wields a knife and castrates himself. After barely passing the trial, he’s still immediately killed and purged by an outer sect disciple due to his poor innate talent.

Fortunately, he activates his golden finger (cheat ability)—not only can he rewind time and start over, but he can also bring back the cultivation, treasures, and talents he accumulated from his previous run.

In this sect where all disciples use lust as a stepping stone and flesh as fuel, with every step drenched in blood…

In the prehistoric world, the escaping creature transformed into the Prehistoric Golden List, recording all the prehistoric spiritual treasures, spiritual roots, roots, and cultivation levels.

Everything that happened in the prehistoric world was recorded by the Prehistoric Golden List.

The Prehistoric Golden List was announced! A place on the list would bring unimaginable benefits.

The first time, the Prehistoric Magical Weapon List was announced, and the top spot on the list was occupied by the Taoist Changsheng.

The second time, the Prehistoric Spiritual Root List was announced, and the top spot on the list was occupied by the Taoist Changsheng.

The third time, the Prehistoric Physical Body List was announced...

The fourth time, the Prehistoric Cultivation Technique List was announced...